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I don't know if it would work, but it's an idea. This is selected from the BBC website at random, people pick a story and attempt to draw the news solely from the description, in a literal manner...you could call it LION: Literal Interpretation Of the News. Bye!

To find out about the porn star...

I wish mine was, I'm having to photoshop facebook pics of her so I can crack one off.

Only to check Facebook or to Google something on very rare occasions.

This site is being merged with Bang Bros. in approximately one and a half years. It's a bit of a shame but Munro said it was necessary. OH WELL.

OB? Wut iz dis?

Get some Sudafed! Toot toot!

I'd do that but my mum is behind me and I don't want her getting sniped by an awp. God I've not typed awp for SO long.

He turned round to ask the President about the best way to poach an egg.

I only ever saw one advert for Halo 3, and I wasn't even avoiding it on purpose. YOU FAIL, MICROSOFT.

o rite I thought it was some American TV show that I needed to know about to get the joke. Bye!

I don't get it :bonce:

What am I missing?

Put that in the opening post and people will be more amazed!

Imprisoned for rape, I assume.

I hate this day for one reason - 90% of girls confuse the 'Yarrrr!' of a pirate with the 'Ooh Arrr!' of a farmer.

So it's ok to laugh at werewolves, but not at mentally handicapped people? You ****ing racist. I laughed at the howls at the end because I laugh at loud noises (screams, shouts etc.)...yes, I am special, like these werewolf fans.

I DID LOL! OH NO I'M AN ANIMAL!

If it's her first time you can get done for breaking and entering too. OH LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.

Hooray I've got my own 'do not want' photo :bonce: