A New Type of Headcrab

[Icarus]

Post your captions for this pic, made by Jackal Hit



http://www.halflife2.net/news//1097403218.jpg

 

[Jackal hit]

w00t, captions! let's see some good ones guys

 

[SLH]

1. "Gordon is put in a tricky situation when a young, inexperienced headcrab goes for the wrong head."
2. "And on top of everything else, he has a slight itch under his hazard suit"
3. "In an unusual move Gordon decides to use his lucky necklace as a weapon"
4. "At that point Gordon realized that he had got his shirt on backwards and the label was causing the itching"
5. "Taking it in his stride Gordon wonders if his beard is looking ok"
6. "When Gordon's glasses steamed up he wondered if he should change to contacts"
7. "Feeling sorry for the headcrab with only 3 legs Gordon feigns distress to allow it to impress it's headcrab buddies"
8. "Gordon regrets wareing his gimp-suit under his hazard as extra protection"
9."'Of all the situations to be caught on camera in!' - thinks Gordon"
10. "Gordon gets interupted just before having a bath. All that time in a hazard suit does terrible things to your body oder."
11. "Where's my HUD gone!?"
12. "Damn it, why's the water always so cold - you'd think the hazard suit was heated"
13. "......"
14. "At that point for the first time Gordon considers shocking the headcrab into submission by saying something"
15. "In desperation Gordon tries to groinal-thrust the headcrab to death."
16. "Gordon decides he's finally had enough of his ridiculous tie"
17. "As he get's attacked by a headcrab Gordon regrets agreeing to pose for Jackal Hit"
18. "I saved the world from an alien invasion and all i got was this stupid hazard suit and it's not even my size"
19. "As most obvious captions are thought of, people result to more and more obscure ones to up their post count"
20. "Not another bastard headcrab, I must have killed about a thousand of these things"
21. "Aim for it's head if you can find it.... God damn it Barney, if you say that one more time i'm gonna kill you and nick your gun!"
22. "At least i can put this on my CV"
23. "Gordon never was any good at smiling for the camera (since he can't practice in the mirror!)"
24. "For the first time Gordon wonder's if the general population is really worth saving"
25. "Gordon's version of a mid-life crisis"
26. "Will you stop drawing me and give me a hand!!"
27. "Where's DOG when you need him?"
28. "I wish i was a member of Team Laser Expolsion...."
29. "What i'd give for a gun"

 

[Braska]

"A headcrab gives head to Gordon."

 

[Mr-Fusion]

"Gordon receives a headcrabjob"

 

[junglespider]

noooooooo ALYXXXXX!!! YOU GAVE ME CRABSSSSS!!!!!

 

[AGPVincent]

"A headcrab gives head to Gordon."

Everyone loves a bit of creativity.

 

[Mr-Fusion]

"Inter-species love is rife in Half-Life 2"

 

[Absinthe]

Joke was already used.

Edited.

Nvm.

 

[AJ Rimmer]

"Vad skulle du bjuda på om du får oväntat besök?"

"Every sperm is saaaacred, every sperm is goooood"

 

[AGPVincent]

"In eye-rolling agony, Gordon attempts to end his life quickly, but to no avail"

 

[DarknessEmbodied]

nice man you are good.Go Ryan

 

[[sl@yer]]

I'd hate to see the zombie formed from that.....

 

[Axyon]

"Gordon had wondered if his new novelty undergarments were a little tight, but shrugged it off and got to work stretching the fabric out."

 

[Murray_H]

Why you should always rubber up

 

[Jackal hit]

only 3 legs

hahah i'm digging your captions, but that headcrab DOES have 4 legs i hid one with water

 

[junglespider]

alyx says: whats that bulging in your pants ?

gorden says: god knows but its got one hell of head

 

[jonnyapps]

'how do i shot head'

 

[SLH]

hahah i'm digging your captions, but that headcrab DOES have 4 legs i hid one with water

Yeah, i guessed it had 4 legs, but i thought it'd make a funny caption.

Excellent picture btw.

 

[AJ Rimmer]

"Kodak moments..."

 

[jonnyapps]

Alyx: 'Eli, don't u think gordons been a bit crabby recently?'

 

[junglespider]

hit that mother ****** with mi crowbar ? or try and climb out of my suit ? i guess i will climb out mi suit

 

[AJ Rimmer]

VALVe took some lessons from Red Dwarf and so the HEV-suit now comes with a Mk. III groinal attachment

 

[Jackal hit]

lmao excellent captions guys, i'm off to bed, keep making them

i've laughed at every single one i think, no matter how sophomoric or nonsensical. :E

 

[AJ Rimmer]

"How I learned to stop worrying and love the crab"

 

[DarknessEmbodied]

gordon gets a bit hot under the collar when he notices alyx watching him frollicking with the headcrab

 

[ComradeBadger]

'Headcrabs gone wild'

 

[AJ Rimmer]

"See Gordon have rough sex with a disgusting, pulsating slimy creature from another universe. And after he's done with the Vivendi CEO, he's doing it with a headcrab. Another quality program, tonight on FOX!"

 

[Brian Damage]

"Faced with an absence of the common sports cup in City 17 and the surrounding areas, Gordon was forced to try something unorthodox at the next Resistance athletics day..."

 

[AJ Rimmer]

"camper!"

 

[AJ Rimmer]

"As most obvious captions are thought of, people result to more and more obscure ones to up their post count"

Gotta do something to reach 1000.
"Always look on the bright side of life"

 

[zer0kewl]

Post your captions for this pic, made by Jackal Hit



http://www.halflife2.net/news//1097403218.jpg

headcrabs can give blow job ?

 

[Kyorisu]

"Hi there little guy" Gordon sais. The headcrab then jumps onto his crotch.
"Mhhh Oh god" Gordon screams "It's defending itself somehow"

 

[The Brick]

Gordon: "Crab, I still have my suit on. Wait a sec."

 

[Esquire]

"So this is why they didn't bother to include a helmet with the HEV"

 

[The Brick]

"Damn, there's even a hidden camera in the sewers..."

 

[Kyorisu]

"Do you have an appointment?"

 

[Volcane]

"Aaaah!! Me bollocks"

 

[The Brick]

"Whoa, you STINK!! I need some air.. I can't.. breath.. hrrgk!"

 

[Kyorisu]

"wait a second" Gordon ponders "When headcrabs jump onto peoples heads they mutate into zombies. So that means I'm gonna... ewwww"