Danimal
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- Joined
- Aug 21, 2004
- Messages
- 11,745
- Reaction score
- 27
1. "Gordon eventually learned to be firends with the headcrabs...
And after someone takes a pitcure of it, Gordon claims it was an accident"
2. "Being all alone in Black Mesa for a long time can cause some strange crap to happen"
3. "Its moments like these you need Minties!"
4. " 'It was love at first site' claimed the Headcrab"
5. "Realising that the fabric would shrink in a washing machine, he asks a headcrab to try and help him fix the situation but his atempts are now in vain "
6. "Gordon was isolated from the ladies for too long..."
7. "He only wanted a hug..."
8. "Many HL fans are trying to make Gordon talk, but they took it too far and still failed"
9. "Gordon did not want to risk hitting himself in the groin with the crowbar so he tried and did a hula dance to shake off the headcrab"
10. "I am never spilling food on my pants and not wipe it off again" thought Gordon
11. "Owned" nice and simple
12. "Unfourtanatley(SP?), Vivendi took this caption to court and threatens to delay for 6 months"
13. "Why Half-Life 2 isnt rated T"
14. "Oh dear, the code for this caption was stolen and now it will be delayed for 1 year..."
15. "The confessions of Jackal Hit, foreworded by Steve Allen"
16. "I hope a poison headcrab dosent bite this hard ><' "
17. "So whats the difference between a mosquito and a headcrab? When you slap the mosquitoe it stops sucking"
18. "I wish Spider-man was here right now"
19. "Maybe when Eli said 'they isnt nothing Gordon cant handle' he should of thought about this"
20. "Whoever took this pitcure was either very tired or had issues"
21. "Gordon shows off his new fashion with a groin protector made from Headcrab skin, I mean come on if you thought that the headcrab was purposley on his groin you better grow up!"
22. "Gordon tried to avoid the headcrab by stepping backwards, but he didnt take a big enough step. Man imagine the embarresment there"
23. "So a headcrab walks into a bar..."
24. "Man there is no where to go thats private for my uhh 'tastes' its like friggen Big Brother here!"
25. "Just a bit to the left... oooh yea"
26. "You'd think Jackal Hit would put the headcrab on Gordon's head... Now that would be a good pitcure =p"
27. <Gordon shakes his head> "Headcrabs, nature's quitters"
28. "I reckon when im older, I am gonna look back at these days and laugh"
29. "Uhh Alyx, its not what it looks like"
30. "Root Beer is better to drink then beer in the long run"
31. "2 words... OH CRAP"
32. " 'All your base are belong to us' thought the headcrab"
33. "What the hell why am I suddenly in 3rd person view"
34. "Ha! Do you think that will make me talk"
35. "Method #101 for Combine torture"
36. "1st Golden Rule, when avoiding a headcrab make sure the step you take backwars is a BIG step backwards"
37. "When Gordon stepped into the G-man's portal he was taken to Bizzaro world! Everything that hates him now loves him..."
38. "Well... what else are you meant to do in the sewers?"
39. "Remeber everyone, it is whats on the inside that counts"
40. "Now in this case size does matter!"
41. "Now with more 'full cream milk' each mouthful "
42. "How will you use your plush headcrab toy?"
43. "*New to the Gold package, blow up headcrab dolls!
44. *WARNING: Do not use doll this way"
45. "So Gordon walks into the sewers and says 'F*ck me its hot in here' "
46. "When Gordon said to a baby headcrab 'Whos your daddy!?' he actually said the truth"
47. "Don't you sometimes think what it will feel like? At least Gordon was determined enough to try" =P
48. "Now look, that headcrab isnt doing what you are thinking it is uhh It is the lighting that makes it look like that!"
49. "The more you look at the pitcure the less ashmed you are of Gordon"
50. "This is the kiind of crap that people think about when Half-life 2 is taking years to realease..."
51. "Good thing this isnt a side on pitcure... otherwise I woudnt want the graphics to be that realilistic"
52. "All fair in love and war!"
53. "Now whenever a fanboy from another game says that when you look down you cant see your legs and such... I would show them this and tell them why I dont want the First Person View to have the ability to look down and see my hips"
54. "All the taste and none of the mess!"
(I compiled all these because it was turning into an excuse to spam. - Icarus )
Well, Im gonna be gone for an hour...
see you soon
-Danimal
And after someone takes a pitcure of it, Gordon claims it was an accident"
2. "Being all alone in Black Mesa for a long time can cause some strange crap to happen"
3. "Its moments like these you need Minties!"
4. " 'It was love at first site' claimed the Headcrab"
5. "Realising that the fabric would shrink in a washing machine, he asks a headcrab to try and help him fix the situation but his atempts are now in vain "
6. "Gordon was isolated from the ladies for too long..."
7. "He only wanted a hug..."
8. "Many HL fans are trying to make Gordon talk, but they took it too far and still failed"
9. "Gordon did not want to risk hitting himself in the groin with the crowbar so he tried and did a hula dance to shake off the headcrab"
10. "I am never spilling food on my pants and not wipe it off again" thought Gordon
11. "Owned" nice and simple
12. "Unfourtanatley(SP?), Vivendi took this caption to court and threatens to delay for 6 months"
13. "Why Half-Life 2 isnt rated T"
14. "Oh dear, the code for this caption was stolen and now it will be delayed for 1 year..."
15. "The confessions of Jackal Hit, foreworded by Steve Allen"
16. "I hope a poison headcrab dosent bite this hard ><' "
17. "So whats the difference between a mosquito and a headcrab? When you slap the mosquitoe it stops sucking"
18. "I wish Spider-man was here right now"
19. "Maybe when Eli said 'they isnt nothing Gordon cant handle' he should of thought about this"
20. "Whoever took this pitcure was either very tired or had issues"
21. "Gordon shows off his new fashion with a groin protector made from Headcrab skin, I mean come on if you thought that the headcrab was purposley on his groin you better grow up!"
22. "Gordon tried to avoid the headcrab by stepping backwards, but he didnt take a big enough step. Man imagine the embarresment there"
23. "So a headcrab walks into a bar..."
24. "Man there is no where to go thats private for my uhh 'tastes' its like friggen Big Brother here!"
25. "Just a bit to the left... oooh yea"
26. "You'd think Jackal Hit would put the headcrab on Gordon's head... Now that would be a good pitcure =p"
27. <Gordon shakes his head> "Headcrabs, nature's quitters"
28. "I reckon when im older, I am gonna look back at these days and laugh"
29. "Uhh Alyx, its not what it looks like"
30. "Root Beer is better to drink then beer in the long run"
31. "2 words... OH CRAP"
32. " 'All your base are belong to us' thought the headcrab"
33. "What the hell why am I suddenly in 3rd person view"
34. "Ha! Do you think that will make me talk"
35. "Method #101 for Combine torture"
36. "1st Golden Rule, when avoiding a headcrab make sure the step you take backwars is a BIG step backwards"
37. "When Gordon stepped into the G-man's portal he was taken to Bizzaro world! Everything that hates him now loves him..."
38. "Well... what else are you meant to do in the sewers?"
39. "Remeber everyone, it is whats on the inside that counts"
40. "Now in this case size does matter!"
41. "Now with more 'full cream milk' each mouthful "
42. "How will you use your plush headcrab toy?"
43. "*New to the Gold package, blow up headcrab dolls!
44. *WARNING: Do not use doll this way"
45. "So Gordon walks into the sewers and says 'F*ck me its hot in here' "
46. "When Gordon said to a baby headcrab 'Whos your daddy!?' he actually said the truth"
47. "Don't you sometimes think what it will feel like? At least Gordon was determined enough to try" =P
48. "Now look, that headcrab isnt doing what you are thinking it is uhh It is the lighting that makes it look like that!"
49. "The more you look at the pitcure the less ashmed you are of Gordon"
50. "This is the kiind of crap that people think about when Half-life 2 is taking years to realease..."
51. "Good thing this isnt a side on pitcure... otherwise I woudnt want the graphics to be that realilistic"
52. "All fair in love and war!"
53. "Now whenever a fanboy from another game says that when you look down you cant see your legs and such... I would show them this and tell them why I dont want the First Person View to have the ability to look down and see my hips"
54. "All the taste and none of the mess!"
(I compiled all these because it was turning into an excuse to spam. - Icarus )
Well, Im gonna be gone for an hour...
see you soon
-Danimal
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