A riddle to curve the boredom!

[Killa|3yte]

Originally posted by Driftlight
What if all the sides of the die have a 1 on them? huh? HUH? What if it's a four sided die? Or a 12 sided die?

good point

 

[The Terminator]

100%

 

[0zz0]

Who makes it, has no need of it.
Who buys it, has no use for it.
Who uses it can neither see nor feel it.


its a thing not a person.

 

[craig]

Originally posted by Killa|3yte
good point

Nah, 1/6 is correct..


A woman shoots her husband.
Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes.
Finally, she hangs him.
But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together.
How can this be?

 

[Driftlight]

Coffin. had that one already

 

[Dan]

dude, that one's already been done on this thread, it's a coffin

 

[eraser]

A coffin.

 

[Ozmodiar]

Originally posted by 0zz0
Who makes it, has no need of it.
Who buys it, has no use for it.
Who uses it can neither see nor feel it.


its a thing not a person.

I think this riddle was already posted on this thread...

 

[craig]

Originally posted by 0zz0
Who makes it, has no need of it.
Who buys it, has no use for it.
Who uses it can neither see nor feel it.


its a thing not a person.

Coffin... I asked this one 20 minutes ago

 

[Driftlight]

She's a photographer.

 

[Dan]

she takes his picture for their aniversary

 

[The Terminator]

shes taking and developing a picture, the hangs it

 

[0zz0]

Nah, 1/6 is correct..


A woman shoots her husband.
Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes.
Finally, she hangs him.
But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together.
How can this be?




its a picture

sorry bout the coffin didnt read the whole thread

 

[Ozmodiar]

Originally posted by craigweb2k
Nah, 1/6 is correct..


A woman shoots her husband.
Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes.
Finally, she hangs him.
But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together.
How can this be?

Simple: they're zombies :cheese:

 

[thewurm]

Originally posted by craigweb2k
Nah, 1/6 is correct..


A woman shoots her husband.
Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes.
Finally, she hangs him.
But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together.
How can this be?

she took a picture of him

 

[craig]

Correct, Correct & Correct.. she is indeed a photographer

 

[thewurm]

damn i'm slow

 

[Dan]

a man is in a room with a table and some knocked over chairs. He is shot dead, the floor is covered in bicycles. Why was he shot?

 

[0zz0]

A word with three letters
add 2 more and now u have fewer

what is the word and omg its so blatently obvious

 

[The Terminator]

common craig, give us another, but thisll be my last. Im too tired to compete.

 

[Dan]

few

 

[thewurm]

Originally posted by Dan
a man is in a room with a table and some knocked over chairs. He is shot dead, the floor is covered in bicycles. Why was he shot?

they were playing cards

 

[The Terminator]

"few"

 

[Driftlight]

...bicycles? wtf...?
0zz0, it's "few"

Edit: Ah, i see the cards one now.
Damn you terminator

Edit2: oh and damn you too, Dan

 

[0zz0]

a man is in a room with a table and some knocked over chairs. He is shot dead, the floor is covered in bicycles. Why was he shot?




for cheationg in a card game/ bicycle brand cards ???

 

[Killa|3yte]

Originally posted by thewurm
she took a picture of him

ok now everyone figured out Google, this is no fun anymore :flame:

 

[Dan]

yeah, playing card is right. How bout the albatros soup one? also known as seagull soup

 

[0zz0]

yea its few gj

 

[thewurm]

Originally posted by Killa|3yte
ok now everyone figured out Google, this is no fun anymore :flame:

screw google, its more fun to figure them out on my own

 

[The Terminator]

i didnt google the picture one, it was eastiest yet

 

[0zz0]

When young, I am sweet in the sun.
When middle-aged, I make you gay.
When old, I am valued more than ever.

this is a funny one

EDIT whoops wrong one this is easy and not funny

 

[Ozmodiar]

Originally posted by Killa|3yte
ok now everyone figured out Google, this is no fun anymore :flame:

heh, aside from the codeword at the nightclub one that i guessed, i've heard all of these before, so i don't need to google them

 

[The Terminator]

craig must be hunting down another one.

 

[Killa|3yte]

*yawn* well i'm off to bed, g'night:bonce:

 

[Dan]

A man just came back from surviving from a plane crash in the south pacific and his first meal is albatros soup in this big fancy restraunt. After one taste he jumps off the balcony.

 

[0zz0]

google is stupid i havent used it yet

 

[nw909]

Originally posted by 0zz0
When young, I am sweet in the sun.
When middle-aged, I make you gay.
When old, I am valued more than ever.

this is a funny one

Gay as in homosexual or happy?

 

[Dan]

i avent used it either, i just already heard most every riddle there is

 

[Ozmodiar]

Originally posted by 0zz0
When young, I am sweet in the sun.
When middle-aged, I make you gay.
When old, I am valued more than ever.

this is a funny one

sounds like grapes/grape juice/wine/etc.?

 

[0zz0]

its wine really easy even i got it and yes happy gay