Clueless employee response #447 (but kind of a good sign)

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i think we're past disorder right now. we really need this game out 9/30
 
hey Spitcod, you should call up Carmack and see if he'll give you a tour of ID.... :thumbs:
 
I'm going crazy for you, baby.

/me puts on some Barry White tunes
 
Originally posted by otomo
i think we're past disorder right now. we really need this game out 9/30
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I think shrinks would just throw their arms up in defeat if they psych-analyzed one of us..."prognosis unknown!"
 
Originally posted by otomo
i think we're past disorder right now. we really need this game out 9/30
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Disorder? This is freaking chaos. This is how governments get overthrown....
 
Originally posted by TechnoHippyChic
Valve got to them :p
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Valve has gotten to all of us... Just look at us...sitting here... browsing these forums looking for any new news of the release or anything at all coming from Valve...

I'm temporarily outta here...I'm getting bored of the surfing for info thing...

I'll just find out next Tues. what's goin' down.
 
I hope that this wont end in some kid taking suicide cause hl2 wont land in his mail box on the 30.
I keep my faith in Gabe.

But if the shit hits the fan. here is a guide
 
Originally posted by spitcodfry
I think shrinks would just throw their arms up in defeat if they psych-analyzed one of us..."prognosis unknown!"
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Then they'd say our diagnosis was "PU". Then we would start a huge thread, somewhere in the middle of it, start talking about potatoes, and then dieing even more off-topic as it progressed. :cool:
 
Dammit, I need it NOW! I'm not sleeping or eating properly.

Gimme the game or I will shortly be seeing myself though my bunghole.
 
"What you need sir, is some Half-Life 2! Take this receipt down to your local EB and get it filled out. That's good for one return. If you run out at that point, just call me again and I can fill another one out for you."
 
the government is gonna shut HL2 down in fear of crazed fans that may or may not eat babies if one more delay thread pops up
 
Mmm baby, let me be your Half-Life 2. You can play with me all night long.
 
Originally posted by MrMethane
Dammit, I need it NOW! I'm not sleeping or eating properly.

Gimme the game or I will shortly be seeing myself though my bunghole.
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Luckily I can still sleep properly...although the night before it comes out is going to be rough
 
Originally posted by Rasmoh
Mmm baby, let me be your Half-Life 2. You can play with me all night long.
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If you're an attractive young girl, yes. Otherwise, no way in hell. The Spit man goes one way...the way of the skirt
 
Originally posted by Rasmoh
Mmm baby, let me be your Half-Life 2. You can play with me all night long.
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Whats up with all these freaking gay comments? Are you a little sweet or something? You are freaking me out you sicko.
 
Originally posted by spitcodfry
Luckily I can still sleep properly...although the night before it comes out is going to be rough
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Yeah, you are lucky. I can't sleep right as I am now, I just hate to imagine what will happen when HL2 is released. I may as well become a vampire and sleep during the day....
 
Originally posted by spitcodfry
If you're an attractive young girl, yes. Otherwise, no way in hell. The Spit man goes one way...the way of the skirt
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Well, I guess I could wear a skirt.
 
watch out spit plenty of people with skirts on that you dont want to get near lol
 
Originally posted by Killa_TJH
Whats up with all these freaking gay comments? Are you a little sweet or something? You are freaking me out you sicko.
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Mmm, let me freak on it, baby.


I'm just drunk, that's all.
 
This was an extremely good thread, please keep it on topic. If you want to flirt with eachother use the PM system, dont fill this thread with garbage. I will try to find out what IO means as soon as I can.
-Paul
 
Originally posted by Rasmoh
Mmm, let me freak on it, baby.


I'm just drunk, that's all.
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You're wasting a booze buzz on the HL2.net forums??! Go out and hit someone with your car for cryin' out loud! Something constructive!
 
Originally posted by Rasmoh
Mmm, let me freak on it, baby.


I'm just drunk, that's all.
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DUDE YOU ******, STOP IT NOW!!! THIS CRAP IS MAKING ME SICK!
 
Originally posted by No Limit
This was an extremely good thread, please keep it on topic. If you want to flirt with eachother use the PM system, dont fill this thread with garbage. I will try to find out what IO means as soon as I can.
-Paul
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Too late. It lost any value a dozen pages back...
 
Originally posted by Killa_TJH
DUDE YOU ******, STOP IT NOW!!! THIS CRAP IS MAKING ME SICK!
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Don't give into him...that only feeds the perversion
 
We can all thank the quick reply function for speedy threads like these.
 
Originally posted by spitcodfry
You're wasting a booze buzz on the HL2.net forums??! Go out and hit someone with your car for cryin' out loud! Something constructive!
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Nah, I'm too lazy. Besides, it's already 4AM here and all the bars are closed. And I don't even own a car.


So, the most constructive way to spend my time until I fall asleep is to hang out at the forums :daddario: .
 
You're wasting a booze buzz on the HL2.net forums??! Go out and hit someone with your car for cryin' out loud! Something constructive!
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You mean destructive, right?
 
Originally posted by No Limit
This was an extremely good thread, please keep it on topic. If you want to flirt with eachother use the PM system, dont fill this thread with garbage. I will try to find out what IO means as soon as I can.
-Paul
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Thank you!]
 
i can't believe someone would even joke about getting drunk and getting in an accident
 
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