Farrowlesparrow
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Garfield_ said:Yeah, thinking too deep and you'll only discover all the bad things that could happen.
And you might also see the inuendo I was making. God forbid...
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Garfield_ said:Yeah, thinking too deep and you'll only discover all the bad things that could happen.
Farrowlesparrow said:And you might also see the inuendo I was making. God forbid...
ComradeBadger said:In response to everyone who's posted woes:
This is what you should be thinking:
1. I'm an interesting person - if they don't want to listen to me, **** them , it's their problem, nothing wrong with me
2. I'm attractive - if they don't want me, **** it, move on to the next one.
3. If someone doesn't want you, they are the ones missing out.
4. Who cares what someone might think of you if you do something - do it.
Rawr. And just remember:
Self Confidence > All
ComradeBadger said:In response to everyone who's posted woes:
This is what you should be thinking:
1. I'm an interesting person - if they don't want to listen to me, **** them , it's their problem, nothing wrong with me
2. I'm attractive - if they don't want me, **** it, move on to the next one.
3. If someone doesn't want you, they are the ones missing out.
4. Who cares what someone might think of you if you do something - do it.
Rawr. And just remember:
Self Confidence > All
ComradeBadger said:
You shouldn't give two ****s about that - as long as you know what you're doing.
DiSTuRbEd said:Mr. Mod, please watch your language, thank you.
Greatgat said:Okay. Here's what you do. Stand naked with a water bottle dangling from your penis in her path. When she is done screaming, explain that you are a water fountain and she should now drink from you. She will notice.
SimonomiS said:I tried that but the bottle drags along the floor. :E
If he was looking at her while naked the bottle probably wouldn't be dangling! :OGreatgat said:Okay. Here's what you do. Stand naked with a water bottle dangling from your penis in her path. When she is done screaming, explain that you are a water fountain and she should now drink from you. She will notice.
Ti133700N said:Then, stop crawling on the floor
Double suicide it is then!Angry Lawyer said:I'll just say that love is overrated. It always has one of two outcomes - either you fall out of love, or one of you dies.
Personally i'd have said:SimonomiS said:I'll admit, that was a good comeback. Thats a nice cheery outlook you have Angry Lawyer.
Angry Lawyer said:Still, it'll all end in tears. Or death.
-Angry Lawyer
Heh.Kangy said:Badger needs his own monthly advice column...
"Agony Badger" indeed.
Garfield_ said:Imagine that you were drunk, not too much but anyway you were in the city and met a girl, she wasnt drunk but still you talked about things etc. You made her laugh. Then the next day shes on you MSN list, and a week has passed, you havent seen her anywhere except MSN. Shes online alot and you talk to eachother. It turns out that you like her alot. How are you suppose to do to meat her again ? She might not dare to meet you if you ask at msn
Lemonking said:god damn it why not?
did atleast talk to her?
Fat Tony! said:Then what are you on about?
Garfield_ said:Another girl
Garfield_ said:Yeah, i know. But i dont know what i should do to make her like me, she has no computer problems