First GTA IV review

jimbo118 said:
http://www.destructoid.com/behold-t...ready-camping-for-gta-iv-updated--81199.phtml
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lol you gotta be ****ing kidding me.
These guys have already preordered, they're there to be the first to get the game and consoles and stuff worth around 1000 USD each which is a negotiable amount to skip work for.
And they're probably unemployed and thus will get paid regardless, social security here is through the roof.
Secondly, there should be a law against calling people nerds when you're a pasty ****ing nerd yourself writing for free on a game site.
 
Fairly awesome read here. Pretty much the same preview we've already read from the other sites (albeit from a proper print mag this time, it was originally in EGM), but there's some interesting bits thrown in from an interview with co-creator Sam Houser. Particularly of interest is his take on the controversy surrounding the series and his approach to it this time around, and also looking back on the past games and how it affected things. Good stuff.

http://www.1up.com/do/feature?cId=3167304
 
Bad^Hat said:
Fairly awesome read here. Pretty much the same preview we've already read from the other sites (albeit from a proper print mag this time, it was originally in EGM), but there's some interesting bits thrown in from an interview with co-creator Sam Houser. Particularly of interest is his take on the controversy surrounding the series and his approach to it this time around, and also looking back on the past games and how it affected things. Good stuff.

http://www.1up.com/do/feature?cId=3167304
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Good read! There's a few good boozers just beside R* Edinburgh offices. That's all I could think about whilst reading that. D:
 
Kadayi said:
Thanks, but I don't have the time unfortunately (too much to do, too little time).
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Ain't that a bitch, I know exactly how it is.. And the fact I have ADHD which makes me unable to focus on my games even during my SPARETIME makes things even worse.

Anyway, I am well aware of how real development works, I just like provoking the PC elitists/PC fanboys, which I do succesfully most of the time.
 
Gargantou said:
Anyway, I am well aware of how real development works, I just like provoking the PC elitists/PC fanboys, which I do successfully most of the time.
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Why? In all seriousness I don't think anyone at hl2.net is frowning on consoles or purporting their superiority. Personally I just don't have space in my life for another gaming platform beyond the PC at present. Sure I'd love to play GTA IV when it comes out at the end of the month, but given I know it's going to come to PC eventually it seems foolhardy and a little indulgent to go and buy a whole system simply for one game. It's not a decision made with any degree of PC > 360/PS3 it's a decision made purely about money being well spent. A 360 sat next to the TV gathering dust a month after I've beaten GTA IV wouldn't be a good investment imho.
 
Threw a few more screens into my album and the GTA IV Gang's page.

My anticipation for GTA IV is palpable. Tastes like....excitement.
 
Are there remote detonation devices that anyone has heard? I cannot recall. And are there other criminals that might take your car while you are in it (not just the people you just jacked :))? I would love to plant a device in my car at all times so when I do get jacked, I could just blow them up as they cruise off down the street. Emergent gameplay ftw! ;)
 
VictimOfScience said:
Are there remote detonation devices that anyone has heard? I cannot recall. And are there other criminals that might take your car while you are in it (not just the people you just jacked :))? I would love to plant a device in my car at all times so when I do get jacked, I could just blow them up as they cruise off down the street. Emergent gameplay ftw! ;)
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I remember being a kid and seeing someone play GTA 1 on a PS1, and doing exactly what you're describing.
 
Gargantou said:
Anyway, I am well aware of how real development works, I just like provoking the PC elitists/PC fanboys, which I do succesfully most of the time.
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... :|
 
Hey Kadayi (what happened to Polokov?), great points.
Kadayi said:
Personally I just don't have space in my life for another gaming platform
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I got a 360 for the very reason that i can't be arsed with all the bullshit around PC games. And that's speaking from using the PC solely for close to a decade.
There's just no comparison, unless you have the time and money for upgrading your hardware, bugfixes, patching, etc.
The graphics gap isn't that huge and the online modes are on the same level as PC shooters, matchmaking is a ****ing godsend..
Turn console, insert CD, log onto live, enter matchmaking, open beer can = easily a full night of solid entertainment.
 
CrazyHarij said:
I got a 360 for the very reason that i can't be arsed with all the bullshit around PC games. And that's speaking from using the PC solely for close to a decade.
There's just no comparison, unless you have the time and money for upgrading your hardware, bugfixes, patching, etc.
The graphics gap isn't that huge and the online modes are on the same level as PC shooters, matchmaking is a ****ing godsend..
Turn console, insert CD, log onto live, enter matchmaking, open beer can = easily a full night of solid entertainment.
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From what I've seen at friends I agree that the 360 does deliver a pretty comprehensive gaming package, and perhaps in a different more carefree life I'd have one. However I use my PC for a lot more than gaming/forum trash talking and porn delivery though, which is why it's my platform of choice despite the 2 yearly upgrade hell. Plus my taste in games is pretty broad (everything from TF2/CS through to RTS, through to Sims 2 through to ropey old RPGs) and none of the consoles really cater towards me fully. Even if I bought a 360/PS3 I'm still going to need a PC regardless.

As for the name change, I just use Kadayi on a lot of other gaming forums and I thought I'd bring it into line on hl2.net as well.
 
Yeah, i know exactly what you mean.
I'll be getting a PC for music making (macs are generally more apt at media stuff but they're pricier and gay), speaking general office/entertainment needs, nothing competes with a solid computer.
I'm just saying that consoles are a pretty valid alternative for the casual gamer who isn't into upgrading, which i guess is why people are purchasing them.
There's a higher price for console games, not to say the vast upper hand the internet has with downloading past and present games at your friendly local warez provider, but i guess there's a feeling of nobility with actually paying for the games you play. I'm not saying every PC game player pirates his games, but there's a certain convenience with the ability to "try out" games, especially the leftfield singleplayer ones, or get an older game that's hard to find.
Then again, i haven't paid full price for a single 360 game except the Orange Box, the rest of my arsenal are 2nd hand or discount. I got my GTA IV preorder by turning in two piss-cheap games (TR:Legends and COD2 if you must know!), the stores run alot of those deals around here. Not that i can possibly imagine the profit in getting 2 crap/old games rather than full price for an upcoming game.
 
THAT'S NOT AN UPSIDE DOWN FROWN!

Hmph.
 
Playing Call of Duty 4 only makes me want this game moar.
 
First game I ever pre-ordered. Can't wait! Too bad I'm in the army now, I got like 4 days to finish the game and then head back :/\
 
New review! Official Playstation Magazine (scanz): http://www.gtagaming.com/forums/showthread.php?t=102031

Leave Niko standing there and he'll scratch his balls

Groups include the Irish hoodlums, the depressed ex-cons and a paranoid lesbian coke dealer

One car is called the Corquette.

Two of the girlfriends are called Carmen and Katie.

While dating Press Circle to try your luck or X to say goodnight.

You can hijack a van transporter carrying a convict.

Press L1 to order order a dog about.

Hidden Packages and Stunt Jumps are back

Your Mobile phone starts out with a standard pay as you go model but you can upgrade to fancier models with more features.

The vibrate function in the PS3 version can be felt when the mobile phone rings

You have Frank McReary and Patrick "Packie" McReary and now there is Gerry McReary he is an ex IRA member.

You can call 911 on your mobile phone to get the police to check the crime database

One of the missions is called "Three Leaf Clover"

The phone also lets you jump back into failed missions just by clicking 'Yes'

After killing one of Niko's bosses you can ring his number and you hear an answer machine message from his grieving wife.

You can unlock your friends uniques perks by finding out what they like to eat and drink

A new location is called the Pink Triangle Gentlemen's Club

There is a shootout at the Libertonian Museum

You can blind fire with any weapon except the Sniper Rifle

When you call a taxi using L1, Niko will literally whistle

On the Radio Lazlow says "a penis like a tube of tennis balls".

There is an advert for a website called babiesovernight.com

Radio Stations are:
WKTT - We Know The Truth - Genre: Talk Radio
Radio Broker ; Genre: Alt Rock
San Juan Sounds - Genre: Latin
Integrity 2.0 - Genre: Speech - Host Lazlow
Tuff Gong Radio - Genre: Reggae/Dub
Liberty City Hardcore - LCHC - Genre: Punk/Hardcore
Electro Choc - Genre Dance
Liberty Rock Radio 97.8 - Genre: Classic Rock
Massive B Soundsystem 96.9 - Genre: Dance Hall
The Vibe 96.8 - Genre: Soul/R'n'B
International Funk - IF99 - Genre: Funk
PLR - Public Liberty Radio - Genre: Call-in Speech
The Classics 104.1 - Genre: Old-Skool Hip-Hop
The Beat 102.7 - Genre: Contemporary Hip-Hop
Jazz Nation Radio 108.5 - Genre: Jazz
K109 The Studio - Genre: Disco
Fusion FM
Vladivosotk FM - Genre: Eastern European
The Journey - Genre: Ambient/Chillout

THE GAME 10 OUT OF 10 - PERFECT SCORE
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"You can blind fire with any weapon except the Sniper Rifle"

This either fills me with dread or a hugely overblown sense of cool. How can you blind fire with a minigun or a flamethrower. Do we know they are in the game?
 
Lazlow! :D

"Pink Triangle".... possibly inspired by Edinburghs "Pubic Triangle" (not that I know anything about that).

The whole concept with the mobile sounds awesome.
 
FFS, another perfect 10?? How can it possibly live up to the hype??!!

(I am pretty sure it will live up to and greatly surpass the hype. :E)

Cormeh said:
"Pink Triangle".... possibly inspired by Edinburghs "Pubic Triangle" (not that I know anything about that).
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Probably not. See below:
Wiki said:
The pink triangle (German: Rosa Winkel) was one of the Nazi concentration camp badges, used by the Nazis to identify male prisoners in concentration camps who were sent there because of their homosexuality. Prior to WWII, pink was historically a male colour as an offshoot of red, and pink was chosen not because it meant the wearer was feminine, but because they liked other men. Every prisoner had to wear a triangle on his or her jacket, the color of which was to categorize him or her according "to his kind." Jews had to wear the yellow badge, and "anti-social individuals" (which included vagrants and "work shy" individuals) the black triangle. There hasn't been any evidence for the persecution of lesbians under the "black triangle". Only one lesbian (Mary P?njer) was mentioned in the Ravensbr?ck archive as being stigmatised with a black triangle, but the reason for her persecution was her Jewish heritage.

The inverted pink triangle, originally intended as a badge of shame, has become an international symbol of gay pride and the gay rights movement, and is second in popularity only to the rainbow flag.
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Man, the radio stations sound ****ing AWESOME. Punk/hardcore, contemporary hip-hop (I am BEGGING for some Themselves or other anticon label artists), ambient/chillout...


:D :D :D
 
VictimOfScience said:
FFS, another perfect 10?? How can it possibly live up to the hype??!!
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Well they are the Official Xbox Magazine and the Official Playstation Magazine...so they're not exactly impartial :p

Every day my excitement mounts even more. Luckily I'm going to be out of town this weekend with friends so I won't be bored out of my mind like I have been the last few days.
 
just masturbate every day, shouldnt be anything new for alot of members
 
Baking goods while masturbating speeds up time? I need to try that out :D
 
now but it's the fastest way to get your testicles to smell like apples
 
at the company picnic:

"hey Ty, you smell like apples"



"hey! who dug out a hole in the apple pie and left vanilla filling all over it ..at least I think it's vanilla ..."
 
Wow :O I knew it would be big, I knew it would be bigger than halo 3 but that big? :O
 
GTA IV pre-orders are like 3 times what Halo 3 pre-orders were.

But then again, Halo games pander more towards the "Mommy mommy I need you to buy me a game" crowd who don't know what pre-ordering is or how to do it.
 
Radio Stations are:
WKTT - We Know The Truth - Genre: Talk Radio
Radio Broker ; Genre: Alt Rock
San Juan Sounds - Genre: Latin
Integrity 2.0 - Genre: Speech - Host Lazlow
Tuff Gong Radio - Genre: Reggae/Dub
Liberty City Hardcore - LCHC - Genre: Punk/Hardcore
Electro Choc - Genre Dance
Liberty Rock Radio 97.8 - Genre: Classic Rock
Massive B Soundsystem 96.9 - Genre: Dance Hall
The Vibe 96.8 - Genre: Soul/R'n'B
International Funk - IF99 - Genre: Funk
PLR - Public Liberty Radio - Genre: Call-in Speech
The Classics 104.1 - Genre: Old-Skool Hip-Hop
The Beat 102.7 - Genre: Contemporary Hip-Hop
Jazz Nation Radio 108.5 - Genre: Jazz
K109 The Studio - Genre: Disco
Fusion FM
Vladivosotk FM - Genre: Eastern European
The Journey - Genre: Ambient/Chillout
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Integrity 2.0 - Genre: Speech - Host Lazlow
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Lazlow
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F*CK YES
 
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