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AND THAT DOESN'T EXCLUDE MYSELF SO DON'T SAY ANYTHING

JUST SAYING
 
Shakermaker said:
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i've seen one locked cart in my life, but i don't understand this. can you in plain english tell me....its frustrating not to know what the guy did
 
Its not that hard to understand, maybe you guys are trolling, but il go ahead and explain anyway.

It is physically impossible to insert the key into its own lock because the chain isnt long enough to let it reach. Trust me, ive spent all my childhood trying to get those little ****ers to lock into itself, it IS IMPOSSIBLE, no matter how much you try, the chain is simply not long enough to allow the key to be inserted. So what the guy did in the picture, is in fact IMPOSSIBLE, thus it is a miracle.
 
Ravioli said:
Its not that hard to understand, maybe you guys are trolling, but il go ahead and explain anyway.

It is physically impossible to insert the key into its own lock because the chain isnt long enough to let it reach. Trust me, ive spent all my childhood trying to get those little ****ers to lock into itself, it IS IMPOSSIBLE, no matter how much you try, the chain is simply not long enough to allow the key to be inserted. So what the guy did in the picture, is in fact IMPOSSIBLE, thus it is a miracle.
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oh ok....i wasn't trolling i just never had the pleasure of using a locked cart before. thats like me as a kid trying to put my chain onto my bike mid ride

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Ravioli said:
Its not that hard to understand, maybe you guys are trolling, but il go ahead and explain anyway.

It is physically impossible to insert the key into its own lock because the chain isnt long enough to let it reach. Trust me, ive spent all my childhood trying to get those little ****ers to lock into itself, it IS IMPOSSIBLE, no matter how much you try, the chain is simply not long enough to allow the key to be inserted. So what the guy did in the picture, is in fact IMPOSSIBLE, thus it is a miracle.
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Other good one to see is two handle to handle, locked into each other...
 
Ravioli said:
Its not that hard to understand, maybe you guys are trolling, but il go ahead and explain anyway.

It is physically impossible to insert the key into its own lock because the chain isnt long enough to let it reach. Trust me, ive spent all my childhood trying to get those little ****ers to lock into itself, it IS IMPOSSIBLE, no matter how much you try, the chain is simply not long enough to allow the key to be inserted. So what the guy did in the picture, is in fact IMPOSSIBLE, thus it is a miracle.
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Why would people who have never physically seen those IRL be trolling?

You sound American, because we don't understand what goes on over there, no matter how small.
 
lol, why do people perpetually make themselves look worse??

also heres a cute puppy:
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Ravioli said:
hahahaha, might be because ive only hung out with Americans for the past 6 years. I need to make some new friends with my own peoplez.
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Damn straight! Don't associate with us dirty folk. :p
 
I remember jokes about bridges being held together by Dragonforce.

But then you actually listen to Dragonforce.

Then you realise it's a parody.

EDIT: The jokes, not the actual band. They'd probably save a lot of face if they did say they were a parody band, though.
 
What the fuck, that's not the hardest metal known to man. Diamond is the hardest metal.

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I'd say it produces an explosion of diamond conglomerates.
 
Due to extensive research done by the University of Pittsburgh, diamond has been confirmed as the hardest metal known to man. The research is as follows. Pocket-protected scientists built a wall of iron and crashed a diamond car into it at 400 miles per hour, and the car was unharmed. They then built a wall out of diamond and crashed a car made of iron moving at 400 miles an hour into the wall, and the wall came out fine. They then crashed a diamond car made of 400 miles per hour into a wall, and there were no survivors. They crashed 400 miles per hour into a diamond traveling at iron car. Western New York was powerless for hours. They rammed a wall of metal into a 400 mile per hour made of diamond, and the resulting explosion shifted the earth's orbit 400 million miles away from the sun, saving the earth from a meteor the size of a small Washington suburb that was hurtling towards mid-western Prussia at 400 billion miles per hour. They shot a diamond made of iron at a car moving at 400 walls per hour, and as a result caused two wayward airplanes to lose track of their bearings, and make a fatal crash with two buildings in downtown New York. They spun 400 miles at diamond into iron per wall. The results were inconclusive. Finally, they placed 400 diamonds per hour in front of a car made of wall traveling at miles per iron, and the result proved without a doubt that diamonds were the hardest metal of all time, if not just the hardest metal known to man.
 
The collision from the diamonds form a black hole and everyone dies. :3
 
Vegeta897 said:
Due to extensive research done by the University of Pittsburgh, diamond has been confirmed as the hardest metal known to man. The research is as follows. Pocket-protected scientists built a wall of iron and crashed a diamond car into it at 400 miles per hour, and the car was unharmed. They then built a wall out of diamond and crashed a car made of iron moving at 400 miles an hour into the wall, and the wall came out fine. They then crashed a diamond car made of 400 miles per hour into a wall, and there were no survivors. They crashed 400 miles per hour into a diamond traveling at iron car. Western New York was powerless for hours. They rammed a wall of metal into a 400 mile per hour made of diamond, and the resulting explosion shifted the earth's orbit 400 million miles away from the sun, saving the earth from a meteor the size of a small Washington suburb that was hurtling towards mid-western Prussia at 400 billion miles per hour. They shot a diamond made of iron at a car moving at 400 walls per hour, and as a result caused two wayward airplanes to lose track of their bearings, and make a fatal crash with two buildings in downtown New York. They spun 400 miles at diamond into iron per wall. The results were inconclusive. Finally, they placed 400 diamonds per hour in front of a car made of wall traveling at miles per iron, and the result proved without a doubt that diamonds were the hardest metal of all time, if not just the hardest metal known to man.
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Sloth said:
Other good one to see is two handle to handle, locked into each other...
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Just as hard as inserting the key from one trolley into its own lock i believe. But yeah, if done, would be rather :D

Warped said:
i've seen one locked cart in my life, but i don't understand this. can you in plain english tell me....its frustrating not to know what the guy did
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He probably broke one of the chain links and then slotted the key into the lock before use a pair of pliers to bend the chain link back together. But it does look like its in a supermarket so maybe he did someone manage to force the key into the lock with brute force.
 
Vegeta, reading your paragraph turned me into a drooling guffawing buffoon.

... so not much changed, is what I guess I'm saying.
 
Darkside55 said:
What the fuck, that's not the hardest metal known to man. Diamond is the hardest metal.

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Both will shatter like glass. Diamond, while extremely resilient to scratches, and hardest in that regard, still is unstable and has a tendency to shatter when hit by mere stone.
 
I've seen that before with lego men, but to be honest that was way better for the sake of poses etc.
 
Sorry Eejit, your Glam-Metal band didn't even make it past the auditions.
 
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