Make a Wish, and have it corrupted - Half-Life Edition

[Sheepo]

Granted but you lost your mind.

It doesn't, but that's because you didn't wish for anything.

I was talking about my next wish, which will be stated at the end of this post. As it happens the wish you responded to was vulnerable to adverse side effects.

I wish I had a Vortigaunt who would always be my friend and do what I say. As stated in my previous wish this wish can't have any adverse side effects. I just won the THREAD!!!!:bounce:

 

[Atomic_Piggy]

Granted, but he is very horny and will try to **** you.

I wish Druckles would explode.

 

[Saruke]

Granted, but his ego's almighty explosion throws off the balance of the Earth and hurls it into the sun.

I wish a person from the future came back and gave me a copy of Ep3 and half life 3.

 

[Operational]

Granted but they need DirectX 11 minimum to run.

I wish I had an Internet connection that wasn't a pain the arse.

 

[Sheepo]

Granted but you have no computer to use with it.

I wish Hunters shot candy

 

[pistolero!]

Granted, but your poop will be...explosive... if you eat it.

I wish Valve would add a hidden feature which allows Freeman to unzip his pants and urinate like in Postal 2

 

[Druckles]

Granted but Alyx hates you for all eternity.

I wish Mossman and Alyx have virtual censored :naughty:

 

[Zombine]

Granted, but you discover both Alyx and Mossman are male! (This will haunt you for the rest of your life!)

I wish I had a pet barnacle, that eats everyone except me.

 

[Rizzo]

Granted, but you discover both Alyx and Mossman are male! (This will haunt you for the rest of your life!)

I wish I had a pet barnacle, that eats everyone except me.

Granted, its at city 17.

I wish i was an advisor.

 

[Operational]

Granted, but you are an Advisor, an Advisor FFS and it doesn't live up to your expectations.

I wish people would work together better in TF2.

 

[pistolero!]

Granted but Alyx hates you for all eternity.

Because I can unzip my pants and urinate?

 

[Druckles]

Granted, but you are an Advisor, an Advisor FFS and it doesn't live up to your expectations.

I wish people would work together better in TF2.

Granted, the other side works better together.

I wish I could control tiiime and spaccce like our beloved Gman.

Edit: And yes. She hates people who urinate on her

 

[pistolero!]

How do you know? Did you talk to her yesterday?

 

[Stene]

Granted (Druckles post), but what if blue Vortigaunts come to knock your door?

I wish I had HEV Suit and Ep2 Charger

 

[Operational]

Granted but it gives you an overdose of Morphine.

I wish I didn't have to go to work tomorrow.

 

[Druckles]

Granted but Barney comes a'shooting you because you didn't get there.

I wish Gordon wasn't late in Half-Life.

And it doesn't really matter... it's fictional. And I'm sure she doesn't.

 

[Atomic_Piggy]

Granted, but the resonance cascade is somehow made worse by the positiong of the Sun. And all because he was on time :frown:

I wish I had a citadel as my house.

 

[Druckles]

Granted but Gordon Freeman blows you up.

I wish I had the power to block out the sun.

 

[Berkman]

Granted, but you soon realize that that having the power to block the sun wasn't as **** as you thought and you accidently killed 12 new born babys who couldn't find there mothers boob...

I wish I hade a super gravity/ASHPD/havesexwithme/gameing/abilitytoplayhallifeepisode3 gun

 

[Zombine]

Granted, but it doesn't have any ammo.

I wish I had an wish that cannot be corrupted!

 

[Druckles]

Granted. That was it, and it was already asked already.

I wish I had a Christmas avatar.

 

[Moonraker]

Granted. but your all-powerful gun somehow causes a temporal implosion that causes episode 3 to fall into a portal gravity game and have sex with you.

I wish i hadnt read all of this thread.


damn, see what happens!

 

[Berkman]

Granted, but your too fat.



I wish I could leed humanity to victory, like Gordon freeman

 

[Atomic_Piggy]

Granted, but you accidently "leed" them into a pit of acid and thus humanity dies.

I wish I was a mod :upstare:

 

[Moldytape]

Granted, but it turns out that you were a mod for the official Teletubbies forum site.

I wish that the next poster isn't straight and is bi.

 

[Atomic_Piggy]

Granted, but he is also a rapist :O

I wish my mind was uploaded in a computer.

 

[Bug-eyed Earl]

Granted, but the computer runs on windows Vista.
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I wish I was an oscar-mayer wiener.

 

[Zombine]

Granted, but you die of malaria or something.
BTW http://ezinearticles.com/?I-Wish-I-Were-An-Oscar-Mayer-Wiener&id=592425



I wish I found a better way to corrupt your wish.

 

[kacation_man]

Granted, but it was equally as irrelevant to anything important in life.




I wish I had technologies that remain safely operational up to 4,000 degrees kelvin!

 

[Cpt Tenacious]

Granted, but you step into a room thats 4,001 degrees kelvin.

I wisch I cood speel.

 

[Druckles]

Granted but the letters come after you :rolling:

I wish I owned HL2.net

 

[Bug-eyed Earl]

granted, but you own halflife2.net.

I wish that had an incurptable wish.

 

[Druckles]

/facepalms

Granted, but everyone else asks for the same thing.

I wish people would stop wishing for things.

 

[Cpt Tenacious]

Granted.

 

[Druckles]

Oh Shi-

 

[Tomu]

Lol! What now, Druckles unwish your wish.

 

[Lizardizzle]

I wish people would keep wishing for things.

GRANTED.

there! all fixed!

 

[kacation_man]

i wish anyway! for uh...


uh...




crap...



I wish for...



F-ck it!! BATTLE ROYAL!

 

[Atomic_Piggy]

Spoiler

PIME TARADOX

 

[Lokizen]

Um... no wishes, huh?
How about that weather?