Make a Wish, and have it corrupted - Half-Life Edition

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Ah, it's ok. I'm here now

*unwishes wish*

All better :D

I wish I had a Black Hole I could weild.
 
Granted, but relativity means that your dead due to the distorted space-time field around black holes, resulting you aging a thousand years and everyone else at the same pace.

I wish HL came true.
 
Granted, but you get turned into a stalker.

I wish Druckles exploded.
 
Granted but you die in the explosion.

...

Heeey!

I wish I could see my Grandad again.
 
Granted, but he is a zombie and eats your brains D=

I wish Druckles' face would get torn off.
 
Granted, but because of an accident you'll have it gets transplanted onto your face.

I wish that whenever I pointed my finger at someone they turned into a giant candy bar!
:O
 
Granted, but it's not corrupted.

I wish Atmoic_Piggy grew a penis.
 
Granted, but its so big it destroys asia.

I wish my wish was not not uncorruptable.
 
Granted, but you didn't wish anything anyway.

I wish the next poster would sing the anthem of Kazakhstan.
 
Granted but you're deaf so you can't see it.

I wish my next wish was uncorruptable :p
 
Granted, you have made your next wish will be for a "uncorruptable"

I wish for just one more speck of sand on a beach
 
Remember when forums were made for discussion and sharing of ideas and interests?





I don't.
 
ellimanest said:
Granted, you have made your next wish will be for a "uncorruptable"

I wish for just one more speck of sand on a beach
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Granted but that speck of sand is highly acidic and melts everything
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I wish the events of half-life would occur so I could escape my boring life and kill me some advisors, while at the same time not dying.
 
granted,but your weapons are confiscated by the combine,and you are turned into a stalker
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I wish Acura Integra's will be drivable in Half-Life2 Episode 3
 
granted, but it breaks after the first jump (wait... is that a car?)

I wish i had AIDs
 
Granted, but you explode during a family dinner and give your Mom, Dad, Cousins, (Wife/Girlfreind?), and children it too.

I wish I had a de-aicdtised, de-fanged, and tamed Bullsquid to snuggle with.
 
granted, but it dies because the acids are vital pat of his internal mechinisms,so you killed it...murderer.

I wish I had some headcrab pie.
 
Granted, but it turns out to be poisonous.

I wish that the person below me makes a really awesome wish.
 
Granted, I wish I could use the rocket launcher to masturbate. (Don't go for the obvious response =P )
 
You are pregnant.

I wish my wish changer ill will.
 
granted, I'm now... ill will?

i wish my computer worked at its full potentia-*crash*
 
Granted but then your Internet connection dies.

I wish for world peace.
 
Granted, but as such you can never speak and have a compulsion to follow exactly what everyone else tells you to do. If you do not, they pester you for hours on end and your life will never progress. Now go flip that switch for me, Gordon.

I wish Dr. Breen and I were Best Friends Forever.
 
Granted and now you share the same host body.

I wish that my favourite sports team with the premiership next year.
 
Darkside55:
Granted, but he would want to take the relationship to the next level. :naughty:

I wish I was Dr. Kleiner's apprentice.

Operational:
Granted, but then they are accused of using steroids.
 
Granted, you replace "the cat".

I wish I had an Alyx.

Oh, and technically this wish is uncorruptable :p
 
Granted, Alyx is actually a warewolf with AIDS that smells like rotten meat and piss. Also she has a fetish for biting your limbs off, and throwing them into buckets filled with nitroglycerin and sulfuric acid. She also likes to listen to most EMO music in the world and whine how she is misunderstood. After eating all muffins and cakes in supermarket you took her to, she got so fat that she can be in two rooms at once. One day you decided to get rid of her by smothering her while she sleeps, but she caught you and ripped out your eyes. Then she decided to kill herself (EMO music finally got her) so she took a gun from under your bed and shot herself in the head. She then crushed entire UK when her body hit the ground.

I wish for a fish!
 
Zombine said:
Granted, Alyx is actually a warewolf with AIDS that smells like rotten meat and piss. Also she has a fetish for biting your limbs off, and throwing them into buckets filled with nitroglycerin and sulfuric acid. She also likes to listen to most EMO music in the world and whine how she is misunderstood. After eating all muffins and cakes in supermarket you took her to, she got so fat that she can be in two rooms at once. One day you decided to get rid of her by smothering her while she sleeps, but she caught you and ripped out your eyes. Then she decided to kill herself (EMO music finally got her) so she took a gun from under your bed and shot herself in the head. She then crushed entire UK when her body hit the ground.

I wish for a fish!
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No... that wish is uncorruptable. If you check my previous post. Sorry for wasting your characters

Granted, but Barney eats it.

I wish for a Hunter Plush Toy
 
Granted, but they accidently sent you a Mickeal Jackons and you can figure out the rest...

I wish I would become the Great, Takezo Kensie *screams loudly with a Japanise accent*
 
Granted, but you live in hiroshima during the nuclear boming.

I wish I could go to zen (and live).
 
Granted, but lammarr the head crab pops out and turns you into Lammarr the **** tard.


I wish I was Gordon Freeman
 
Granted, but you get drunk and get run over.

I wish you would all just cease to exist.
 
Granted, but then your all alone...and you cut yourself, you EMO BASTARD


I wish that my hamster would stop twitching *spelling*
 
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