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I've had Def Leppard stuck in my head for the last hour... went from rock of ages to pour some sugar on meEEE (in the name of love) pour some sugar on me (c'mon fire me up) pour some sugar on me (can't get enough)

I'm hot, sticky sweet
from my head, to my feet yeah
 
Speaking of strong women...recognise this character?

alesia_glidewell_hs.jpg
 
I was playing 2 player wiffle ball with my cousin today ( in the 95 degree, rainy weather too \o/) and I remembered why I hate the outdoors. Not because of the heat. Not because of the rain. But because of the GOD ****ING DAMN GNATS. GOD ****ING **** BITCH MOTHER****ER ASSHOLE DICKWAD GNATS.

I couldnt even throw the ball nor swing the bat without at least a dozen gnats bombading by face with their disgusting bodies. I dont know what it is, but I have always attracted gnats and other insects like no ****ing other. I remember when I played baseball my arm would actually get tired because every inning I was out in the field I was swatting flies the entire ****ing time.

I also have 5 ****ing mosquito bites on my legs and 3 on my arms from the 45 minutes I was outside today.

I would love the outdoors if it werent for the bugs. They just completely ruin everything.
 
Found this when somebody recommended googling for portal porn *shudder*. She looks a lot like the missus.


Portal model?
 
What the ****. Look how big her head is compared to her torso. Wtf.
 
Krynn72 said:
I remembered why I hate the outdoors. Not because of the heat. Not because of the rain. But because of the GOD ****ING DAMN GNATS. GOD ****ING **** BITCH MOTHER****ER ASSHOLE DICKWAD GNATS.
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CAN I GET A HELL YEA. ****ing bastards from hell! Is that little bit of moisture I posses that ****ing important you pieces of flying shit? Next time, I'm going to bring a bucket of boiling water
 
Jesus ****ing christ. Kill that piece of shit.
 
they should have killed him a long ****ing time ago. You see shit like that in the movies, but I had never heard such a story IRL
 
Sigourney Weaver is ****ing disgusting. Whether drunk, high, or both, I'd never allow my penis to enter her. She reminds me of a decapitated polar bear.
 
I think we're talking about different things. But then, maybe not.
 
Holy crap, the guy in that story has the exact same name as my brother. His middle initial is the same too, but probably a different middle name. He's also 5 years too old.
 
What's the victim's name? Ms. P seems to just be the prosecutor and Williams the guilty are the only ones mentioned.
 
Hey guise,

I'm listening to L Ron Hubbard giving a lecture about OT 3 materials (yes, the Xenu story material)

The one they deny.
 
It does look ****ing delicious. Man I wish meat wasn't part of an animal. Would be awesome if it grew out of the ground.

I worked in a slaughter house ...
 
Went over too a chicks house today :O


No, we didn't do anything sexual.


I'm eating Kettles chips, nom nom nom
 
I am too. :(

Tpoo bad she only likes mes a friend


MOTHER****ING FRIENDS ZONE.
 
Girls always think they like you as a friend. I think in most cases, what it means is that she likes someone else. What you need to do is kill him.

or... find out bad things about him and be sure she finds out without making it obvious
 
Well, she just recently broke up with a guy...


oh well it doesn't bother me much. over her not liking me in the way...really nice person too but eh.

plenty of women out there...and failing that, fish.
 
SKWISGAAR SKWIGELF TALLER THAN A TREE
TOKI WARTOOTH NOT A BUMBLEBEE
WILLIAM MURDERFACEMURDERFACEMURDERFACE
PICKLES THE DRUMMER DOODILY DOO DING DONG DOODILY DOODILY DOO
NATHAN EXPLOSIOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN










Penis.
 
QUICK, my life is at stake here:

A person who does not easily become overwhelmed by multiple stresses is:
a) Resilient
b) Practices idealization
c) Is a perfectionist
d) Doesn?t have any emotions
e) Both b and c

During the alarm stage of the body?s stress response, the pituitary gland secretes:
a) Testosterone
b) Estrogen
c) Adrenaline
d) Growth Hormone
e) None of these

When in the alarm stage, the functions that decrease or stop are
a) Heart rate, breathing, blood pressure and muscle tension
b) Skin temperature
c) Digestion
d) Vision
e) Both b and c


A mental health professional who requires a medical degree to practice is
a) Social Worker
b) Psychologist
c) Psychiatrist
d) Neurologist
e) Both c and d
(i put C but just wanna double check)


You get a free cookie if you help me!
 
Ravioli said:
QUICK, my life is at stake here:

A person who does not easily become overwhelmed by multiple stresses is:
a) Resilient
b) Practices idealization
c) Is a perfectionist
d) Doesn?t have any emotions
e) Both b and c

During the alarm stage of the body?s stress response, the pituitary gland secretes:
a) Testosterone
b) Estrogen
c) Adrenaline d) Growth Hormone
e) None of these

When in the alarm stage, the functions that decrease or stop are
a) Heart rate, breathing, blood pressure and muscle tension
b) Skin temperature
c) Digestion
d) Vision
e) Both b and c


A mental health professional who requires a medical degree to practice is
a) Social Worker
b) Psychologist
c) Psychiatrist
d) Neurologist
e) Both c and d
(i put C but just wanna double check)


You get a free cookie if you help me!
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Not completely sure, but should be close.
 
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