Miscellaneous

[Krynn72]

Im going to spend all night trying to piss you off. That way we can get into the rough stuff :naughty:

 

[Qonfused]

You're cute when you get angry.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Go **** yourself C*ntfy.

 

[Kula Meenur]

D: pissed willeh is pissed

 

[Qonfused]

Go **** yourself C*ntfy.

Depends on what you're doing tonight baby...

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Depends on what you're doing tonight baby...

No wait, that doesn't make s-nevermind.

 

[99.vikram]

try
{
	if(object.isLiving()){
	penis.sexytime(object);
	penis.bloodPressure += 1200;
	penis.stringValue = "over 9000!";
	penis.rocketman(9001);
}
catch (IOException e)
{
	system.out.println("No Sexytime :(");
}

 

[Sulkdodds]

Stop spamming up my thread, you bunch of wankers.

 

[Geogaddi]

Back to the subject at hand! Virus wants to bone a retarded chick!

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

So he should just go for it then.

 

[Vegeta897]

/me is waiting for the puns

This is a very special matter.

 

[Qonfused]

Virus, don't get down about it. Just go for it man.

 

[Geogaddi]

I hear that retards give good BJ's. I wonder if she'll go Down on him...

EDIT: Hivemind.

 

[Stigmata]

Just remember to take it slow.

 

[_Z_Ryuken]

Yeah that^ but if she pounces on you just give in and play the rape card later.

You'll be good and they won't prosecute a handicap.

 

[Kula Meenur]

/me is waiting for the puns

This is a very special matter.

Virus, don't get down about it.

Just remember to take it slow.

Oh god the humour! He should be very happy he's with a girl that will smile for him. And smile. And smile. And smile. And then start drooling...

 

[Stigmata]

I'd like to share this piece of writing with you all. I call it "Jealousy Across the Ages".




350BC: "I'm jealous of Greece, they have Aristotle"
900AD: "I'm jealous of China, they have gunpowder"
1910AD: "I'm jealous of America, they have the moving picture"
2008AD: "I'm jealous of Sweden, they can download three hours of porn in under a minute"

 

[Skaadi]

Am going to a vigil tonight, and, due to 33 hours without eating (fasting), I keep throwing up everything I eat.

 

[Qonfused]

I'm currently putting classical music pieces into Reason and adding hip hop beats to them resulting in many lulz.

 

[Vegeta897]

I'm currently putting classical music pieces into Reason and adding DnB beats and basslines to them resulting in many lulz.

 

[Shamrock]

I'm currently thinking about life and how ironically terrible it really is for me.

It just doesn't get better. I've been going downhill since I was born.

Yay.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

I'm currently nagging Stigmata into playing CS:S with me, but he is being a difficult dick slut.

 

[Qonfused]

I'm currently thinking about life and how ironically terrible it really is for me.

It just doesn't get better. I've been going downhill since I was born.

Yay.

You're drunk, what do you know.

 

[Stigmata]

I'm currently panicking.

 

[Raziaar]

I'm currently panicking.

Why?

Did you finally kill him or just what we talked about?



Oh and I opened a fortune cookie.

"You will never need to worry about a steady income."

I can be a bum forever, and everything will be alright.

 

[Shamrock]

You're drunk, what do you know.

You'd be surprised what I know.

 

[kineaesth]

I'm home, and crushing.

 

[Raziaar]

I'm home, and crushing.

Crushing? Is that slang for something or are you grinding somebodies head into your wood paneled floor?

 

[JNightshade]

I'm home, and full of delicious munchies.

 

[kineaesth]

Crushing? Is that slang for something or are you grinding somebodies head into your wood paneled floor?

Crushing like I have a crush.

 

[Stigmata]

Crushing like I have a crush.

I like that feeling.

 

[kineaesth]

What if it's unrequited crushing?

 

[kineaesth]

That's six.

Currently, I'm waiting for putfile to upload my NEW SONG OMG. Because you all avidly follow my musical career.

 

[highlander]

I just went for the biggest dump in my life...was great.

I'm seeing Run Fatboy Run on Monday.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

I'm bitching at Source Recorder right now. I hunted imaginary rabbits with this guy in CS:S. I couldn't tell if he was high or just awesome.

 

[sinkoman]

I've got barely any bud left

EDIT: Oh hells yeah bitches, found an unopened can of honey roasted nuts and a bag of funyuns.

BITCHES!

 

[Sedako]

So I found the full jungle and fossil sets of pokemon cards I had hiding away in my closet. Ebay here we come!

 

[Qonfused]

I'm going to eat two mini deep dish pizzas.

 

[Stigmata]

Mmmmm.

I'm watching Barack Obama's speech, "A More Perfect Union", for the first time. I am intensely impressed.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

I shat a brick shit house this morning. Might go somewhere with a friend later, but she's not making things easy.