Miscellaneous

[Slug Advisor]

Son of a penis

I found out I have to wear glasses. 100 degrees on one and 75 on the other. Must be all that hl2.netting. Damn you people..

I've worn glasses for 1 year+. I am not only used to them by now, I think of them as a part of me, and it truly would break my heart if I was to have to stop wearing them.

 

[Stigmata]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'm not very good
At writing haikus



I amuse myself.

 

[Shamrock]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'm not very good
At writing haikus



I amuse myself.

You amused me, love.

 

[Slug Advisor]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I wish I could be
Atleast half as good as you

 

[Shamrock]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I wish I could be
Atleast half as good as you

Rape is red
Consent is blue
Have you checked
The herp is upon you

 

[Slug Advisor]

Rape is red
Rape is rape
Rape rape rape
raperaperaperaperape

 

[Farrowlesparrow]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'm not very good
At writing haikus



I amuse myself.

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'm not very good
At writing haikus.

LULWUT

 

[Shamrock]

LULWUT

Did you mean to quote him twice? I r teh confusador.

 

[Farrowlesparrow]

I was quoting two separate posts

 

[Slug Advisor]

srsly wat

Stiggy also posted that somewhere else?

 

[Stigmata]

Or did I?

 

[Farrowlesparrow]

I Am The Night CAPSLOL

 

[Sheepo]

I made a zombie song during school today:

Brains, brains, I've got lot's in my belly and none in my head!
Feast, Feast, upon the flesh of the living, until the world is dead!

Shuffle, shuffle, through the wasteland; shuffle, not walk, nor run!
Join, join, together and feast until our creators are gone and done!

Cower, cower, together in fear and hiding, safe, but only for now!
Watch, watch, our incredible force on the horizon headed for town!

-----

Yeah, I was pretty bored

 

[Stigmata]

I approve.

 

[Slug Advisor]

Brains; I can eat 'em all day,
I'll never get full.
And I know this sounds sorta gay,
But genitals also make me drool.
Eat those brains,
Eat that liver,
You can take 'em,
I'm a giver!
We'll feast upon the flesh of the living,
We'll feast on Hallowe'en, New Years and Thanksgiving,
Even on Chrismas we'll be unforgiving
And feast upon the flesh of the living!

Yeah, I suck.

 

[Bad^Hat]

Brains brains brains brains brains.
Brains brains brains brains brains brains brains.
Brains brains brains brains brains.

 

[Slug Advisor]

Rape rape rape rape rape.
Rape rape rape brain-rape rape rape rape.
Raep rape rape rape rape.

I agree completely.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Did you mean to quote him twice? I r teh confusador.

MERRY CHRISTMAS CHARLIE BROWN!





Shut the **** up.

 

[Krynn72]

I have to pay for another months rent because they didnt notify me saying i have to give them a "move out notice". They said they put the notification on our door, but neither me nor my roomate got it. And who the **** puts it on the door? They put it alongside all the "special dominoes pizza deal" and "broadway pizzeria menus" that we get on our door every ****ing day. That sounds like a great way to conduct business, slip in your important notice with all the other trash we get on our door.

 

[CyberPitz]

I get to pay $1,200 in taxes! WOOOOO

*grumble*

 

[AKIRA]

i got a check in the mail for 72$

 

[Sheepo]

i got a check in the mail for 72$

Thats for your mom. Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, see the thing is....

Spoiler

She baked me some cookies!

 

[Krynn72]

Those must have been some damn good cookies. Either that, or you ate a LOT of them.

 

[Raziaar]

Ghost riding is fun. Dunno why you were freaking out about it.

Says the crazy psychotic man.

 

[Geogaddi]

Haikus are easy
But sometimes they don't make sense
Refrigerator

 

[Ennui]

Ghost riding is fun. Dunno why you were freaking out about it.

What's more fun is ghost riding the whip.

 

[Cavalry]

Oh god I remembered the "Pimp My Ride Game"
then I facepalmed

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Ghost ride the crip.

 

[Cavalry]

I'll ghost ride your crip

:naughty:

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

I will cripple you.

 

[DEATHMASTER]

I'll cripple your ghost

 

[Que-Ever]

nigga, I'll break yo combo.

 

[Majestic XII]

i got a check in the mail for 72$

Why do people still use checks?

 

[Shamrock]

Why do people still use checks?

For reasons such as this.

 

[Kula Meenur]

why is there a tag here called "But lesbian"...?

cant whomever spell?

 

[AKIRA]

im going to waste that money on alcohol and weed

 

[Ennui]

then you're not really wasting it, are you?

 

[_Z_Ryuken]

Reminds me of a quote something along the lines of "I spent most of my money on hookers and alcohol, the rest I just squandered."

Also, my gramma sent me a check for TEN WHOLE DOLLARS.

Sweet.

 

[VirusType2]

Reminds me of a quote something along the lines of "I spent most of my money on hookers and alcohol, the rest I just squandered."

bwahahaha

Also, my gramma sent me a check for TEN WHOLE DOLLARS.

Sweet.

lol

 

[AKIRA]

then you're not really wasting it, are you?

i can spend it on that or get some clothes...im not sure what i should spend it on WTF!!!!!!!


halp plz