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Koola Mena said:
why is there a tag here called "But lesbian"...?

cant whomever spell?
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first of all, do you know what it refers to, second of all, there's nothing misspelled there, and third of all, you missed an apostrophe in can't.
 
My school's physiology books are so old there's a section for "male sexual behaviors and the male sex act" but no section called "female sexual behaviors and the sex act".
 
It's rai ning, it's pouring the old man is sno-WAKE UP YOU OLD **** I HAVE SCHOOL GOD DAMMIT.
 
I'm trying to learn to play the Piano.


I can't seem to complete anything, just tack on new things I'm trying to learn.
 
Shout-out to Naph and Troselbarf for the funky game of TF2.

Pity it was Dustbowl only though.
 
****in slow-ass torrent porn.

Oh well, I can't get any sleep lately, anyway.
 
Christ, I've just spent the past 14 straight hours working on my Russian History exam papers, one about the Soviet role in WWII and another about how Stalin should be judged. My eyes are messed up from staring at word processing for too long.
 
Man I wish I was still in school. All I did was play BRAWL all night long again.
 
I've been going to sleep at 4AM, getting up a 2 for the past few days now. Just installed KOTOR II a few days ago and I've been playing it flat out, hence the late nights.


Oh yeah, and I realised why Tarkus's name sounds so familiar:

tarkus2.jpg
 
Godron said:
I've been going to sleep at 4AM, getting up a 2 for the past few days now. Just installed KOTOR II a few days ago and I've been playing it flat out, hence the late nights.


Oh yeah, and I realised why Tarkus's name sounds so familiar:
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Indeed :thumbs:
 
Que-Ever said:
My school's physiology books are so old there's a section for "male sexual behaviors and the male sex act" but no section called "female sexual behaviors and the sex act".
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I lol'd :LOL:
 
Are jokes allowed?

Because I would like a joke.

Anyways, I got nuthin' to do right now. Did all my homework and I just wanted to see what's going on at hl2.net. There's always something going on here. Seriously.
 
Shakermaker said:
A ruthless, scheming but somewhat dumb dictator. Shortest essay evah.
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Nah, I went a lot into how the post-civil war Soviet Union needed someone who would rule as aggressively and efficiently as Stalin, and how despite his brutality and countless atrocities he did much to strengthen the fledgling USSR - when he came into power, it was weak, vunerable, and primitive. When he died, the Soviet Union was a world superpower, had defeated the overwhelming Nazi force in WWII, massive industrialization and modernization had been achieved, and sputnik was well on its way to launching. It was a pretty silly essay since I basically had to just explain that Stalin had a lot of positive formative influence on the Soviet Union despite his ruthless techniques.
 
Godron said:
Oh yeah, and I realised why Tarkus's name sounds so familiar:

tarkus2.jpg
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Ok wat. My dad has this on vinyl, it just popped up on my last.fm yesterday after not hearing it for probably years and I'm currently re-acquiring it. Also I was checking out a Jordan Rudess tribute album after hearing it on a seperate session, and it had the title track on it in it's entirety.

F*ck. My deja vu has been going crazy lately.

Edit - Also, I always really liked the cover/inside sleeve art. Probably my second favourite after War of the Worlds.
 
http://forums.worldofwarcraft.com/thread.html?topicId=1778027868&pageNo=1&sid=1

I developed cancer after reading this thread.

The way they add in comments like "I lol'd IRL" is so jarring, and what's worse is that everybody does it.

I can understand adding in the occasional lol... Like I might say something and at the end after the period I'll 'lol'. But geeeeeeez.

I turned everything on WoW to the lowest possible settings but it didn't seem to help much lol. Nothing else on the hosting computer seemed slow, just WoW I lol'd IRL.
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The work computer is fairly newish but doesn't have the enhanced RAM and video card that my home computer has lol.
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Is there a better method of accessing a remote PC to play WoW, or is this just not viable given WoW's heavy graphics transmission between the host PC and the client lol?

Any help is appreciated roflmao. Thanks lmao.
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Some can do it fast enough so that it looks like streaming but its not 100% realtime I lol'd IRL.

I use VNC, Netmeeting, RDP, and Desktop Authority where i work and none of them are good enough for video sadly lmao.
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Bosses tend to like thinking you are doing something useful at all times even when there isn't anything to do I lol'd IRL. :(
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For example - i'm in firefox, I start wow lulz. The hand comes up, but I still see firefox on my screen lolcats.
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# Will a driver update work roflmao?
# Were you using an older version of the VNC software I lol'd IRL?
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There is nothing out there to do this properly lolcats. Oh how I wish there was, I would be all over roflmao.
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EVERY SINGLE POST. EVERY SINGLE ONE is in this format. Even Blizzard Posters.

What the **** corrupts and retards a community so much that every single sentence has to be ended with a lol or a I lol'd IRL(really, who the **** does that one anyways?).


I lol'd IRL.
 
My car is running fine thanks to Kmart tyre and auto service.
 
From Raz's thread:
you're lucky it even works .

lol.
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Hahaha I love it how he has a goddamn compulsive disorder in adding "lol" to his replies :LOL:
 
It's not just one person. Nearly every single quote I had in my post are from DIFFERENT PEOPLE!

It's so ****ing bizarre!
 
You goddamn idiot, Raz, it's blatantly some kind of filter Blizz are putting on people's posts for April Fools' Day. :p
 
So wait, this is the spam thread?

So wait further, Sulk's a mod again?

So wait again, there's an Episode Three forum?

Ok, continue.
 
Sulkdodds said:
You goddamn idiot, Raz, it's blatantly some kind of filter Blizz are putting on people's posts for April Fools' Day. :p
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That sounds so plausible I shall cling to the belief that it's true.
 
Why precisely did you think everyone's avatar just happened to be a bear?

Also, those conditions exist in the US (6-9 hours back) while they were removed this morning in Europe (GMT +1).
 
an excerpt from my journal-

think I have an irrational fear, a phobia, a subconsious disturbance, a nagging thought, a deep-rooted perversion of all that I percieve to be beautiful. This fear, this doubt, is

that every girl I like, am attracted to, am in love with, admire, etc.

has a dick.

I don't know why. Well, I have an idea. Remember how I used to like Ariel? Well, she's always talking about her "huge throbbing man-cock". I konw she doesn't really have a penis. But it still unnerves me. I cannot imagine Priya with a ten-inch schlong, but that might be because I'm sure she has a vagina. I've handled it, etc. However, the same cannot be said about any other female I come into contact with on a regular basis. Loren, Becky, Ariel, and a couple others I cannot think of. Which is for the best. Because the more I think of it, the easier it is. See, now I can picture Cassie with a cock. This is horrible. It's been happening for a couple weeks now, but more severe the last few days. I know it's stupid, but phobias are irrational.

Also, part of my fear is that their dicks are bigger than mine, though I think that's due to my own shortcomings (and this is crossed out, and a space is after, because...) ****, now I can't remember the word I was going to put after because I made a joke at my own expense. It's a pun. Ha, april fools mother****er. It's not inadequate, it's... uh... it's like psychological problems, I'm pretty sure it starts with a vowel, i or e or something. Whatever. But this is going to bug me. I bet tomorrow I'll remember the word, but will have forgotten why I wanted it. Damn.

(wait five minutes) INSECURITIES! Tat's the word. Insecurities. I imageine Loren has a huge dick because I'm insecure about my own penis size and whether or not girls want to have sex with me! Yeah, I'm a ****ing... a regular... damn, what's that guy's name, the psychiatrist, psychologist, wanted to **** his mother... not van gogh, he's an artist... he dealt with the subconscious... I'd probably remember better if I weren't writing so much.

Not Rorscharch. He did inkblots.

Whatever. It doesn't matter. I had other stuff to say but I don't remember.

(then later, I wrote) I've also been spoonerising lately. I don't know if I said that already.
 
That's the most hilarious phobia I ever heard.

The word you're looking for is "Freudian."
 
Sulkdodds said:
Why precisely did you think everyone's avatar just happened to be a bear?

Also, those conditions exist in the US (6-9 hours back) while they were removed this morning in Europe (GMT +1).
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BECAUSE BEARS ARE POPULAR GOD DAMMIT!

I'm going to bed where nobody can make fun of me and make me feel like an idiot. I'm doing as the bears do, burying my ass in warm surroundings and saying **** you to the world for... well, I'll only be in there one night, so it's not like... oh **** it. **** YOU WORLD!
 
Sulkdodds said:
That's the most hilarious phobia I ever heard.

The word you're looking for is "Freudian."
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Yeah, that's the one. I was trying to say I was a regular freud because I guessed why what was so, and I figured it out this morning when I was in the shower.

Dunno how I came up with van gogh.
 
Hah, I just got rick-rolled. And not the good kind of rick-roll, the bad kind. I lol'd IRL.
 
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