Miscellaneous

[Saturos]

This thread has been here what seems like forever and seems to have no point whatsoever anymore.

Lock it I say! Lock Sulkdodds thread! Mua ha ha ha ha!

/me plots revenge against Sulkdodds for the many infractions.

...or someone can fill me in on what the heck is up with the 1,000+ posts here? :|

I love it when my bank charges me money for not having enough money! I just got charged $7.50 for having less than $100, plus another 7.50 for taking out some cash at an ATM, plus another $1.50 for having a debit card.

I now have 98 cents in my bank account.


I love banks!

I hate banks. In the future, I'm thinking about switching from my current bank to the "First National Bank of Sealy" (my matress )

 

[Kula Meenur]

Lol at you Saturos




But serious, gtfover infractions. You get them if deserved. This thread shouldn't be locked, it's a necessary part of the lounge forum. It should be stickied to save pointless threads, imo.

 

[Irksome]

I read that European anti-Americanism is caused mostly by jealousy.

 

[Bad^Hat]

Today, I...


No, I didn't, I lie.

I read that European anti-Americanism is caused mostly by jealousy.

And the cure is visiting?

 

[Raziaar]

Yeah and it's called lingering radiation.

 

[highlander]

Just had a shower!

Also masturbated.

 

[Kula Meenur]

Chernobyl was an accident dammit!

 

[Bad^Hat]

Chernobyl was an accident dammit!

People like you are the reason illegitimate children aren't taken seriously in today's school system.

 

[elkaebee]

The Halo 3 Legendary ending won't play goddamnit! I've played through that same gay ending 47 (today) times now. I'm going to kill someone with their own toe again ,if, within the next 3 minutes , that ending does not play.

 

[Zephos]

Just earned 60 bucks for participating in a group discussion survey thingo that went for 90 minutes. And it came with light refreshments

This day started shit and is ending rather well.

 

[Dan]

I just spent about 4 hours sitting at the coffee shop drinking tea and thinking and scribbling notes.

I learned that trisecting an angle is harder than it seems at first. I also learned that when drawing images in perspective, the position of a point along the horizon varies with the tan function of the angle it represents. As a rough rule of thumb if you don't have a calculator, 30 degrees is 1/3 the distance to 60 degrees, and 90 degrees is at infinity. This is useful if you want to draw a picture that has more than just right angles in it. If you want to draw an image on a curved surface (so that you can wrap it around your head and see 360 degrees), all straight lines should be sin waves.

I also came to the conclusion that continuity of identity is only an illusion created by our memory.

I had to stop to go do some studying. I wish I could just think all day.

 

[elkaebee]

I'll trisect you in a second! (after I finish beating this guy to death with his toe)

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

The Halo 3 Legendary ending won't play goddamnit! I've played through that same gay ending 47 (today) times now. I'm going to kill someone with their own toe again ,if, within the next 3 minutes , that ending does not play.

You know it happens after the credits right? Hell, Youtube it.

 

[elkaebee]

Youtubed it. Was not worth it.

 

[Kula Meenur]

People like you are the reason illegitimate children aren't taken seriously in today's school system.

My parents are dead and i'm at uni. Go figure buddy

 

[Emporius]

Youtubed it. Was not worth it.

I thought it was interesting enough, if a bit short. Opens up for a new game if Microsoft decides to make it.

 

[Dynasty]

Why does this tesco value fat-free mayo taste so bitter...

Luckily Chris Rock is making me laugh and forget about it.

 

[Dekstar]

Found a house that looks pretty good. The people living there are nice too. Still got a few things to work out money-wise, but I think I might accept it.
Also, gorgeous day out here. I'm boiling up in my room, and have been outside most of the day. Hopefully it'll be like this all month, so I can take regular walks down Dol'Coed (a nature-walk-ish place) when I get home.

Also saw a friend who I'm now meeting tomorrow down in uni, so it's all gooooooooooood.

 

[Dan]

how much did you smoke this morning?

 

[Dekstar]

how much did you smoke this morning?

I haven't smoked anything today! Get off my back, narc! I didn't do nothin' and you can't prove it!
*hides weed*

 

[MFD00M]

I'm in in-school suspension right now for calling my teacher a fat slut..sup HL2.net

 

[Dan]

I'm in in-school suspension right now for calling my teacher a fat slut..sup HL2.net

Did you at least get your money back?

 

[elkaebee]

And now for another TMIQIH:"Where's the Shoorah?"

 

[kupocake]

I feel really weak right now, as if I'm going to snap if someone pokes me. I think I need more calcium, but I don't want to risk Helvetica.

 

[VirusType2]

Shit, why'd you write so many checks if you knew they'd all bounce?

No, I was using a debit card. Money was tight, but I have direct deposit, and I thought my check went in a day before it actually did, so I was buying stuff with my debit card... $5 here, $25 there, and it kept going through. Little did I know that it will still accept the debit even if you don't have the money in the bank... so while that was happening, I didn't have enough to cover it so they were slapping me with $30 charges for insufficient funds, so then when my check did clear, half of it was gone, yet I wasn't aware and I made a bunch of charges that also bounced, and so I had this huge amount of penalties... something like that.

live and learn.

 

[MFD00M]

It was free.

 

[Bad^Hat]

My parents are dead and i'm at uni. Go figure buddy

I don't need your guilt!




By which I mean sorry... for the shitty joke, that is. >_>

 

[Dan]

On the internet everyone has dead parents it seems.

 

[MFD00M]

im still in in-school, this guy is a nazi.

 

[dfc05]

I keep hearing this hum. It's very quiet and wave-like... gets a little louder then softer, louder then softer. It was kind of pleasant, so at first I thought I had some ambient music on, but nope, it's just in my head. Now I'm worried that I'm either going deaf or insane.

 

[Raziaar]

Did you try turning your computer off?

 

[Acepilotf14]

Good thinking.

 

[dfc05]

Ah yes, that was it.... the sound goes away when I leave the room. Also, I just found out my computer's been on for 10 days straight, and it does tend to make more noises when it's on for a long time. Crap. I need to turn it off.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

im still in in-school, this guy is a nazi.

Shove a gecko up his ass.

 

[Iron Kat]

I keep getting attacked by tiny flies at the moment. I've got the window open so they keep coming in, but it's too warm so I can't close it. They just keep flying round right in front of my eyes and landing on my monitor. It's getting really annoying!!!

 

[dfc05]

Shove a gecko up his ass.

No! What has the gecko done to deserve that?

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

No! What has the gecko done to deserve that?

It led a bunch of fire geckos into our refuge camp and killed everyone. Even the horse raddish.

 

[Emporius]

Never argue with a frenchman

GARRYSMODISMYGAME[DP]: hello
[HL2.net] AciD: hullo
Emporius: alo
GARRYSMODISMYGAME[DP]: does anyone in here know how to wire a car in gmod? im confused
GARRYSMODISMYGAME[DP]: u there
Emporius: quoi?
[HL2.net] AciD disconnected.
GARRYSMODISMYGAME[DP]: "Ill take from your silence that you arent going to refute that
GARRYSMODISMYGAME[DP]: DOES ANYONE KNOW HOW TO WIRE A CAR IN GMOD
GARRYSMODISMYGAME[DP]: quoi?
GARRYSMODISMYGAME[DP]: ahola
Emporius: Je ne pas parlais anglais
GARRYSMODISMYGAME[DP]: se
Emporius: j'aime excuse
GARRYSMODISMYGAME[DP]: oh
GARRYSMODISMYGAME[DP]: se
GARRYSMODISMYGAME[DP]: goodbye than
Emporius: ?
GARRYSMODISMYGAME[DP]: lol
GARRYSMODISMYGAME[DP]: DO YOU SPEAK ENGLISH OR JUST SPANISH
GARRYSMODISMYGAME[DP]: BECAUSE IM SORRY BUT SPANISH SORT OF ANNOYS ME
Emporius: ne pas d'espagne
GARRYSMODISMYGAME[DP]: oh
GARRYSMODISMYGAME[DP]: aohla se ne pas despagne gay
Emporius: quoi?
Pinkle entered chat.
GARRYSMODISMYGAME[DP]: canadian
Emporius: En quelle langue suis-je parler?
Emporius: c'est francais
GARRYSMODISMYGAME[DP]: ohhhh french
GARRYSMODISMYGAME[DP]: we we
Pinkle: ll
Pinkle: lol
GARRYSMODISMYGAME[DP]: i know i like picking on the foreighn guys
Pinkle: I just got back from the las vegas hilton and bought a bunch of star trek stuff B)
GARRYSMODISMYGAME[DP]: and its funny cuz he has no clue what im saying im so cruel
Pinkle: coz I won $100 on this awesome star trek slot machine
GARRYSMODISMYGAME[DP]: wee wee cest francais
GARRYSMODISMYGAME[DP]: hey pinkle help me pick on the foreighn guy
Pinkle: |B{
GARRYSMODISMYGAME[DP]: what that mean
GARRYSMODISMYGAME[DP]: hey Emporius
Emporius: alo
Pinkle: it's a face. the straight line in the eyebrows, the B is the eyes and the { is the mouth
GARRYSMODISMYGAME[DP]: Emporius if you can understand me say wee wee
Emporius: I'l y a quelqu'un personne ici a parler francais?
Pinkle: habla ingles
GARRYSMODISMYGAME[DP]: we we LA FRANCE
GARRYSMODISMYGAME[DP]: lol
GARRYSMODISMYGAME[DP] snicker snicker
Emporius: Vous Am?ricains sont tellement ?pais
GARRYSMODISMYGAME[DP]: AMERICA!
Pinkle: **** YEAH
GARRYSMODISMYGAME[DP]: AMERICA!
Pinkle: comin' again to save the mother****in' day yeah
GARRYSMODISMYGAME[DP]: YEAH!
GARRYSMODISMYGAME[DP]: lol
GARRYSMODISMYGAME[DP]: poor french cant understand any of this
GARRYSMODISMYGAME[DP]: im thinking frenchy called me a son of a bitch what you think pinkle
Pinkle: oh much worse than that
GARRYSMODISMYGAME[DP]: oh
GARRYSMODISMYGAME[DP]: what u think frenchy said
Pinkle: idk I'm not french :p
GARRYSMODISMYGAME[DP]: oh well since what he cant understand wont hurt him
GARRYSMODISMYGAME[DP]: **** FRENCHY ASSHOLE COCKSUCKER!
GARRYSMODISMYGAME[DP]: lol
Pinkle: looooool
Emporius: Que voulez-vous dire?
GARRYSMODISMYGAME[DP]: Que voulez vous dire?
GARRYSMODISMYGAME[DP]: I'l y a quelqu'un personne ici a parler francais?
Emporius: J'ai dit ce que je viens de le dire
GARRYSMODISMYGAME[DP]: this is gonna be good
GARRYSMODISMYGAME[DP]: quoi?
GARRYSMODISMYGAME[DP]: lol
Emporius: Vous n'?tes pas tr?s intelligent ?tes-vous?
GARRYSMODISMYGAME[DP]: pick out words he say and mix um up in a sentence
HoLYSoLdIeR11: wats up
GARRYSMODISMYGAME[DP]: picking on frenchy up here
GARRYSMODISMYGAME[DP]: Vous Am?ricains sont tellement ?pais
HoLYSoLdIeR11: lol, th3res alwatys plp talkin in this chat
GARRYSMODISMYGAME[DP]: yeah i notice that too
GARRYSMODISMYGAME[DP]: hey help me pick on frenchy
HoLYSoLdIeR11: ?
GARRYSMODISMYGAME[DP]: J'ai dit ce que je viens de le dire
GARRYSMODISMYGAME[DP]: the french guy
HoLYSoLdIeR11: you?
GARRYSMODISMYGAME[DP]: theres a french guy here
Emporius: Il n'est pas tr?s agr?able >:(
GARRYSMODISMYGAME[DP]: Emporius
HoLYSoLdIeR11: o0o
HoLYSoLdIeR11: lol
GARRYSMODISMYGAME[DP]: pas tr?s agr?able
GARRYSMODISMYGAME[DP]: just get his words and paste them he keeps talking
GARRYSMODISMYGAME[DP]: alo
Emporius: Vous etes moquer de moi, n'est-ce pas?
GARRYSMODISMYGAME[DP]: quoi Que voulez-vous dire?
Winged Metali Doomhammer entered chat.
Winged Metali Doomhammer: the
Winged Metali Doomhammer: brick
GARRYSMODISMYGAME[DP]: hey doomhammer help us pick on the french guy watch
Emporius: Wow, votre stupidit? est incroyable, vous am?ricain gras
Winged Metali Doomhammer: negative
Pinkle: LOL
GARRYSMODISMYGAME[DP]: You CALLING ME STUPID STINKSACK!
Winged Metali Doomhammer left chat.
GARRYSMODISMYGAME[DP]: u racist ****er
GARRYSMODISMYGAME[DP]: you saying america is ignorant
Emporius: Tais-toi vous p?trole ventouse, vous fabricant de guerre!
GARRYSMODISMYGAME[DP]: HEY **** YOU NUMBNUTS!
GARRYSMODISMYGAME[DP]: ****ing pricks gonna talk about america that way DONT MAKE US KICK YOUR ASS AGAIN
Pinkle is lollin'
Emporius: VOUS POUVEZ LECHER MES TESTICULES
GARRYSMODISMYGAME[DP]: we allready kicked your in ww2
Emporius: Am?rique n'a jamais combattu la France!
GARRYSMODISMYGAME[DP]: OK THATS IT ****ING FRENCHY IS TALKING ABOUT BALLS
Emporius: Vous combattu l'Allemagne nazie
Emporius: idiote
GARRYSMODISMYGAME[DP]: well we didnt have to combattu la France
GARRYSMODISMYGAME[DP]: we could kick yur ass right now franchy
GARRYSMODISMYGAME[DP]: idote french prick
Emporius: Vous ne s'est en fin de la guerre
GARRYSMODISMYGAME[DP]: ok why am i arguing with a french guy
GARRYSMODISMYGAME[DP]: VOUS POUVEZ LECHER MES TESTICULES
Emporius: Tant pis vous avez pas la moindre id?e de ce que cela signifie
GARRYSMODISMYGAME[DP]: Tais-toi vous p?trole ventouse, vous fabricant de guerre!
Pinkle is turned on by foriegn languages
Emporius crache sur 
GARRYSMODISMYGAME[DP]
GARRYSMODISMYGAME[DP]: im arguing with a french guy who said america sucks any of you pissheads wanna help
Pinkle: lol
GARRYSMODISMYGAME[DP]: HEY **** U FRENCH GUY
GARRYSMODISMYGAME[DP]: J'ai dit ce que je viens de le dire
GARRYSMODISMYGAME[DP] left chat.
Emporius: what an idiot
Pinkle: hahaha
GARRYSMODISMYGAME[DP] entered chat.
Pinkle: that was great
Emporius: gotta save that
GARRYSMODISMYGAME[DP]: lol
GARRYSMODISMYGAME[DP]: omg
Pinkle: :|
GARRYSMODISMYGAME[DP]: he speaks english
Emporius: PAHAHAHAHAHAHA
GARRYSMODISMYGAME[DP]: i thought he was french
Pinkle points and laughs

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

****ing lol.

 

[Saturos]

This thread shouldn't be locked, it's a necessary part of the lounge forum. It should be stickied to save pointless threads, imo.

So this is a random, off-beat topic dump for topics that aren't important enough to warrant an entire thread? Ehhh...Ok. :|