Miscellaneous

[Azner]

@ Azner - It's 2nd degree, not 2 degree. you know? I'm going to help you sound less (or more) like a foreigner from now on - if you don't mind. where are you from anyway?!
@ soulslicer - I laughed (thx)
@ Dan - yeah, that's what gave me the idea, when you said, 'people are attracted to flashing lights" I immediately was reminded of fishing lures how they shimmer and flash due to the sunlight and motion of the lure.

I wasn't aware of any type of flashlight thing, I guess they shine the light on their lure? (cannot watch video ATM)

anyway, so this further instills my burning desire to create 'Dan's Theory', and that I shall one day fulfill my dreams of doing absolutely nothing and being rich.

I'm not a fisherman, because I think it's just not right unless you eat the fish, (or the worm if you don't catch one) - and I don't eat meat anymore after taking a job at a slaughter house.

Singapore.

I speak better than i write. Unless its being graded then I acctually put in effort instead of writing whatever that comes to my mind first.

But i no rjmc lol

 

[Krynn72]

Singapore.

I speak better than i write. Unless its being graded then I acctually put in effort instead of writing whatever that comes to my mind first.

But i no rjmc lol

Whats whit the making fun of RJMC?

 

[The Monkey]

How's the free uni?

**** that shit. Who needs welfare, education and healthcare anyway?

 

[highlander]

Long weekend, and this just went on forever!

 

[Zephos]

I'm tired and have a general feeling of irritation.

But party tomorrow.

Hoo-rah.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Apparently I'm being "too aggressive". **** people and their pissy non-aggressiveness.

 

[highlander]

willie? Aggressive? pffft! Slit those bitches!

 

[Dekstar]

I should be moving out of uni today to go home for the summer. It's all begin a bit hectic at the moment getting everything packed before 6pm, and making sure it's all tidy for the inspectors so they don't charge me damages (there are none 'cuz I'm a tidy bastard)

 

[elkaebee]

Currently crossing out the "'o"'s, "n"'s, and "e"'s, from every piece of text I find. In accordance with the twenty-second catch, of course.

 

[DEATHMASTER]

I find it funny when people post that they were eating something, came to said thread, and spilled and/or choked on food
I'm having a bagel, clicked on the seizure thread and saw caps and thought best to not read or click on link

 

[MFD00M]

I am so ****ed. We had a sub in wood shop today, so i ditched class, and apparently everyone went crazy and ****ed around and they were looking for witnesses and I got called down, so they ask me a bunch of questions and I bullshitted all of them. Later they call me down and say that i lied to an administrator and i cut class and they told me to leave. Somebody snitched, and this going to be my third ****ing time i got caught cutting on some bullshit.

 

[Krynn72]

High school is srs bsns

 

[Vegeta897]

I am so ****ed. We had a sub in wood shop today, so i ditched class, and apparently everyone went crazy and ****ed around and they were looking for witnesses and I got called down, so they ask me a bunch of questions and I bullshitted all of them. Later they call me down and say that i lied to an administrator and i cut class and they told me to leave. Somebody snitched, and this going to be my third ****ing time i got caught cutting on some bullshit.

"some bullshit"? You cut class. It's your own fault, save the angst for something that matters.

 

[MFD00M]

its bullshit that people ****ing snitched on me.

 

[Vegeta897]

lol... It's still your fault though.

 

[MFD00M]

 

[Llama]

it isnt bullshit.

You either need better friends, or the desire to stop being a dick and skipping classes.

 

[MFD00M]

Actually, besides finding better friends, I only skipped class becuase I knew we were gonna get ****ed in the long run. So I thought I could just not be there.

 

[Krynn72]

BAD EXCUSE

*slaps MFD00M*

 

[Pesmerga]

High school is srs bsns

What you do in highschool GOES ON YOUR PERMANENT RECORD MISTER.

 

[MFD00M]

*rubs cheek*

WHY YOU GOTTA HIT ME MAN

 

[Slug Advisor]

Don't Slap Him Bro, Don't Slap Him!

 

[Krynn72]

PERMANENT RECORD

If you **** up in highschool, your life is over.

 

[Vegeta897]

If you cut class in highschool, you will become a crack addict.

 

[Seppo]

haha, cutting class is srs buisness gusy!!!11

no but seriously, that's just laughable. big friggin deal, it's not like your life is over.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

DON'T MAKE ME BREAK OUT THE GOD DAMN TAZER!




Brah.

 

[Seppo]

if you cut class you'll get shot in the face. or punched multiple times, whatever you prefer.

 

[Sam]

If you cut crack in highschool, you will become a class addict.

 

[Acepilotf14]

cutting class iz bad.
plz dunt cut clas.
it bad.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

If you smoke crack in school, call me.

 

[Raziaar]

I cut class in middle school. Good thing it wasn't high school, or I would have become a crack addict.

 

[Slug Advisor]

If you do tazers in highschool, you'll become a penis addict.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

If you taze a bear penis, it won't do shit.

 

[Krynn72]

If you taze a bear's testicles, you'll be in a world of shit.

 

[MFD00M]

Im not crying about it, its just annoying as hell to deal with this vice principal whose a dickhead.

 

[Vegeta897]

What about the vice principal's dickhead? Oh.
You meant who's.

 

[MFD00M]

fack.

 

[highlander]

Some chick on the other side of my nation just landed in my hometown.


Someone help me

 

[Seppo]

run already.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Chernobyl.