Miscellaneous

[VirusType2]

Plus, everything I eat has no taste. I might as well just eat cardboard.

cardboard.. .mmmm. ... tastes like chicken.


No it's not Goldkist. Haven't heard of them tbh.

 

[Beerdude26]

I'm about to play Team Fortress 2 for the very first time. Wish me luck, hl2.net

 

[Bad^Hat]

Have fun doing medic duty because you fail miserably at everything else.

 

[Naudian]

I lol'd after trying to make sense of this comment on youtube.

wow biggest waste of a car ever god damn its not a F1 u car do that see waht too much speed tv do too u sent u right in a wall

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wTnhvEtslRM

 

[Dynasty]

I need to start my Uganda 2000 word essay on HIV perception in adults, due in tuesday, but im too lazy to walk 10 mins into Uni and haul about 8 books back home, and I cant be arsed to spend my saturday sat in the library computers with a pile of books next to me which I have to (skim)read.

*looks over at his 360* And GTA4 is just smiling at me...STOP WITH THOSE COW EYES DAMN YOU!!!

 

[Beerdude26]

Have fun doing medic duty because you fail miserably at everything else.

I was pwning some people as a black scottish cyclops, managed to get a fair amount of drunken bottle kills already

 

[soulslicer]

Youtube is down?

 

[Raziaar]

Youtube is down?

Da. Dunno why.

 

[Azner]

Youtube is down?

Is down to me.

Friend said its up

 

[Qonfused]

 

[Slug Advisor]

I'm sure the database vamps are in on it somehow...

 

[Slug Advisor]

I just creeped someone out with my hypermobility. Awesome.

 

[Sheepo]

11 kills/17 points of pyro burning is my new top score

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

**** I slept until 7pm this time. God damnit. Stupid cell phone alarm not being enough to wake me up. I was going to call up the company I applied to today, but now I have to wait until monday.

Also, lol at all you newbs still in school. I graduated two months ago. Hurry up lame-os

I'll kick your ass.

Heh heh Heh.

*Folds arms*
So you think you could have little chase here migrate to canada eh?

I'll kick your dick.

D: sorry willie. D:


Anyways, I'm having a sneezzing fit, it isn't nice.

I'll kick your ass.

I try D:


sneezing fits are D:


OH SHIT, DOUBLE POST. delete first one mods!

I'll kick your mangina until it is firmly placed into your ass.

 

[Sulkdodds]

I'll ass your kick.

lick lick lick

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

I'll snap your stick. Then you'll have a reason to sulk around.

 

[Azner]

Then what about his Dodds?

 

[_Z_Ryuken]

He'll pans his kcits. Then he'll have a reason to dodds around.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

He can have his Milkdudds up his monkey spook.

 

[Godron]

So for Geography, we had to make revision material and show it to the rest of the class. Me and this other guy had the retarded idea of making a multiple-choice question thing on powerpoint, where you click an answer to a question and it says if you're right or not. Thing is, I get bored, so I like to put little easter eggs in my work. Just little random things that I usually delete before I hand the stuff in. Unfortunately I'm also pretty forgetful (read: gormless), so on the day we were showing it to the class I remembered that if you answer question 4 correctly it says "HOLY HOT DICKS FROM HELL YOU GOT IT RIGHT!!!". Naturally I shat brix, but I saved myself the embarressment by deliberately answering question 4 wrong.

THE END

 

[Azner]

Kick him in the Dudds and he'll have reason to sulk around?

 

[kineaesth]

I am going to make a triumphant return, but not just now. Soon. So yeah, today is my last day of holidays, and it's raining, and I have nothing to do. Fu*cking dee colon.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

I'll shove a duck in your colon. Then we will see kinetic motion in action.

 

[dfc05]

I was walking around in some wildflowers on Thursday, and I think I have chiggers now. Soooo itchy.

 

[Que-Ever]

Dats racist.

 

[kineaesth]

I'll shove a duck in your colon. Then we will see kinetic motion in action.

That's a bit unnecessary. Rofl XD

 

[Steven]

I guess that's why they call him 'Tollbooth Willie' rofl xD

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Where the **** is Putin? WHERE THE **** DID YOU PUT PUTIN?!

 

[highlander]

I have him, if you want him back, give me all your bananas!

 

[Musk]

Woo Just got Bioshock!

 

[kineaesth]

I was re-reading Sulkdodd's 'The Horror' thread. F*ck that was some good fun. In my opinion, better than the Stern Ascension.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

I have him, if you want him back, give me all your bananas!

Some people stand in the darkness
Afraid to step into the light
Some people need to help somebody
When the edge of surrender?s in sight..

Don't you worry!
Its gonna be alright
'cause Im always ready,
I won?t let you out of my sight.

I'll be ready (I'll be ready)
Never you fear (no don't you fear)
I'll be ready
Forever and always
I'm always here.

In us we all have the power
But sometimes its so hard to see
And instinct is stronger than reason
It's just human nature to me..

Don't you worry!
Its gonna be alright
'cause I'm always ready,
I won't let you out of my sight.

I'll be ready (I'll be ready)
Never you fear (no don't you fear)
I'll be ready
Forever and always
I'm always here.

'Cause I'm always ready
I won't let you out of my sight!

I'll be ready (I'll be ready)
Never you fear (no don't you fear)
I'll be ready
Forever and always
I'm always here.

Forever and always
I'm always here.

 

[MJ12]

Also, lol at all you newbs still in school. I graduated two months ago. Hurry up lame-os

This only means you are going to die sooner. :| Not fery funny fow is it Krynn?

 

[Raziaar]

This only means you are going to die sooner. :| Not fery funny fow is it Krynn?

Don't worry, some people die even while they're still of school age.

 

[French Ninja]

I guess that's why they call him 'Tollbooth Willie' rofl xD

b&

:#

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

b&

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****ing white people acting like they own everything.









****ing crackers.

 

[French Ninja]

****ing white people acting like they own everything.









****ing crackers.

:$

 

[kineaesth]

I have isopropyl alcohol on my hands.

Ew.

 

[Raziaar]

I have isopropyl alcohol on my hands.

Ew.

That worries you why? It'll evaporate.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

I have isopropyl alcohol on my hands.

Ew.

Then you should masturbate.