Miscellaneous

[kineaesth]

Then you should masturbate.

Ah! No! Don't do this! It stings like a bitch! F*ck you Willie!

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

I live to loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooololololololololololol.

 

[French Ninja]

Holy crap.


My college roommate IS Niko Bellic without facial hair.

 

[highlander]

snip.

Yeah, well


THERE IS NO U, THERE IS ONLY ME!


On a less spammy note, It's Sunday, and I have nothing to do.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Yeah, well


THERE IS NO U, THERE IS ONLY ME!


On a less spammy note, It's Sunday, and I have nothing to do.

Oh yeah well BOW DOWN IN POSITION AGAINST THE POLISHED HEEL.





On a more spammy note lolololol I'm playing the Iron Man game. I can't tell if it sucks or it's just mindless fun.

 

[Adabiviak]

Did you ever wonder why the v-ply skateboard decks never took off? Those things ruled.

 

[highlander]

I have nearly 160 hours as pyro in Team Fortress 2

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

****ing freak. You have a will of IRON.

 

[soulslicer]

I don't think it was a wise idea to leave my system on running tf2 on a medic server, perma-healing to chalk up a million points. Because my GPU fan just went to sleep mode, with tf2 running.

 

[VirusType2]

I don't think it was a wise idea to leave my system on running tf2 on a medic server, perma-healing to chalk up a million points. Because my GPU fan just went to sleep mode, with tf2 running.

All is not lost. Get the marshmallows.

 

[Iron Kat]

I feel really depressed at the moment but the annoying thing is i don't even know why. I just feel totally down.

 

[AKIRA]

I feel really depressed at the moment but the annoying thing is i don't even know why. I just feel totally down.

happens to all of us, it'll pass...play some vidyah games

 

[Sheepo]

I had an awesome round as spy today, and I always suck at spy. I got like 12 backstabs D:

See Operational/Taviow/Calhoun as witnesses

 

[Iron Kat]

happens to all of us, it'll pass...play some vidyah games

Feeling happy now. I ordered some Scrubs boxsets and watched some Scrubs videos on YouTube. Scrubs never fail to cheer me up!!!

 

[VirusType2]

I feel really depressed at the moment but the annoying thing is i don't even know why. I just feel totally down.

have sex. NOW.

 

[Iron Kat]

No need. i feel much, much happier now!!!

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX.





lol

 

[Ravioli]

fellow brothers of hl2.net

heed my warning...dont ever... masturbate...with shampoo. I have learned that the past few days. I have long endured endless pain on my balls and penis. Incredible rash, redening of the skin, and the skin is even pealing off and its itching like a bitch. I do not know what to do of myself...i might as well shoot myself

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

I learned that when I was 13. Shit burns the urethra.

 

[_Z_Ryuken]

What kind of shampoo was it, that did such a horrible thing?

If it does that to your penis I can't aimgine what good it can do for the head it is intended for.

Oh btw, conditioner is the way to go. No water.

You used water, didn't you?

 

[Iron Kat]

I'm guessing it had tea tree oil in it. That would sting.

 

[Krynn72]

fellow brothers of hl2.net

heed my warning...dont ever... masturbate...with shampoo. I have learned that the past few days. I have long endured endless pain on my balls and penis. Incredible rash, redening of the skin, and the skin is even pealing off and its itching like a bitch. I do not know what to do of myself...i might as well shoot myself

Cut it off.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Cut it off.

Mail it in for a free toy.

 

[VirusType2]

fellow brothers of hl2.net

I have long endured endless pain on my balls and penis.

say no more. You must remove it immediately.


Remember the old saying, "cut the head off the snake, and the snake dies."

 

[Beerdude26]

My penis hurts too

 

[Ennui]

fellow brothers of hl2.net

heed my warning...dont ever... masturbate...with shampoo. I have learned that the past few days. I have long endured endless pain on my balls and penis. Incredible rash, redening of the skin, and the skin is even pealing off and its itching like a bitch. I do not know what to do of myself...i might as well shoot myself

lol I learned this myself the hard way when i was 14 or so, it dries the skin out real bad and results in a lot of seriously uncomfortable itchiness / skin peeling

 

[Majestic XII]

Wait, I didnt know that! I'm scared now!

 

[Slug Advisor]

I just learned to do the MOTHERFUCKING MOONWALK!

 

[Emporius]

lol I learned this myself the hard way when i was 14 or so, it dries the skin out real bad and results in a lot of seriously uncomfortable itchiness / skin peeling

Oh god, it was one of the four worst things to ever happen to my penis/junk

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

What rolls downstairs?

Alone or in pairs?

And over your neighbors dog?

What's good for a snack?

What fits on your back?

It's LOG! LOG! LOG!

It's LOG! It's LOG!

It's heavy, it's brown, it's wood!

It's LOG! It's LOG!

It's better than bad it's good!

Everyone wants a log!

C'mon and get your log!

You're gonna love it log!

Everyone needs a log!

 

[Slug Advisor]

Heh. N:TAS had its moments.

 

[Muffin Man]

F*ck, I forgot all about log! LOG!

 

[Wanted Bob]

lol I learned this myself the hard way when i was 14 or so, it dries the skin out real bad and results in a lot of seriously uncomfortable itchiness / skin peeling

Why on earth would you try it in the first place?

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Why on earth would you try it in the first place?

Experimentation bitch. DO EET.

 

[_Z_Ryuken]

What rolls downstairs?

Alone or in pairs?

And over your neighbors dog?

What's good for a snack?

What fits on your back?

It's LOG! LOG! LOG!

It's LOG! It's LOG!

It's heavy, it's brown, it's wood!

It's LOG! It's LOG!

It's better than bad it's good!

Everyone wants a log!

C'mon and get your log!

You're gonna love it log!

Everyone needs a log!

From BLAMMO!.

 

[Krynn72]

I didnt realize shampoo sex was so common.

 

[Wanted Bob]

Experimentation bitch. DO EET.

I guess so, but shampoo outa all things?

Either way, sounds painfull.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

It hurts so good.

 

[taviow]

You people are so crazy. I have never even thought about that.

 

[Wanted Bob]

Yeah, like what purpose does shampoo serve anyways? Seems kinda pointless.