Miscellaneous

[Adabiviak]

That was pretty funny.

I just watched the entire six Star Wars episodes in order, and I have to say that I'm not entirely happy with Lucas' changes to the last three episodes. Does anyone else here remember when the original Star Wars came out in theaters in '77? It was like the second coming of Christ.

 

[Emporius]

dude, I didn't even exist as sperm

 

[Qonfused]

That ad made me lol so hard.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Poopfist.

 

[Muffin Man]

Plans for today:

1. Wake up while non-seniors are in school.
2. Go out to lunch during the time I would normally be harassing freshmen in computers class.
3. Mess around with neighbor girl.
4. Hide evidence from illicit shenanigans while visiting family is still watching a movie in the living room.
5. Make a ham sandwich and reflect upon a day well spent.
6. ???
7. PROFIT

Fission ****ing maccomplished.

 

[Krynn72]

My plans for the rest of tonight:

0.5. Take of these here socks.
1. Eat this here hot dog.
2. Start watching the next episode of Arrested Development
3. Open the shells and eat these here peanuts while watching Arrested Development
4. Make a post here saying I finished watching every episode of Arrested Development.
5. Finish my glass of water.
6. Go to sleep.

 

[Kula Meenur]

Plans for today:

1. Have shower.
2. Wash clothes + shave
3. Have brekky
4. Ring missus
5. Prep bike and adjust suspension
6. Clean helmet
7. Get wet weather gear
8. Ride to uni
9. ???
10. PROFIT

 

[bam23]

Plans for the rest of today:

1. ??
2. PROFIT!

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Plans for the rest of the night:

1. GTA4
2. TF2
3. Sleep
4. Porn
5. Take a shit
6. Piss on my shit
7. Wank on my shit
8. Flush it
9. Find an empty box of Fruity Pebbles in the cabinet
10. What the hell is this shit?
11. ????
12. Profits are plummeting just look at these sales figures!

In no particular order.

 

[kineaesth]

OH GOD

I'm home alone tonight and tomorrow morning. Seriously, what should I do? It's nearly six in the evening, I need to be at school by 8:35 tomorrow morning. IDEAS PLEASE.

 

[Kula Meenur]

Go out for a few with your mates KA

 

[Bad^Hat]

Original idea incoming.






























































Masturbate.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Hookers and cocaine.

 

[kineaesth]

Go out for a few with your mates KA

I'm under 18 and it's a Wednesday night.

Masturbate.

Yeah, as if. Who masturbates?

I mean, of course I will. But that's not very good for a home alone idea.

Hookers and cocaine.

Not on my budget.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

I'm under 18 and it's a Wednesday night.



Yeah, as if. Who masturbates?

I mean, of course I will. But that's not very good for a home alone idea.



Not on my budget.

I'll hook you up.

 

[kineaesth]

I'll hook you up.

... Orright.

 

[sinkoman]

I feel painfully inadequate, and I don't know why.

 

[highlander]

pain is weakness leaving the body!

 

[Krynn72]

My plans for the rest of tonight:

0.5. Take of these here socks.
1. Eat this here hot dog.
2. Start watching the next episode of Arrested Development
3. Open the shells and eat these here peanuts while watching Arrested Development
4. Make a post here saying I finished watching every episode of Arrested Development.
5. Finish my glass of water.
6. Go to sleep.

Mission Accomplished.

G'night

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Ugh, cannot ****ing sleep. I keep having these "inappropriate" dreams about my best friend. I need a change of pants. Some painkillers would be nice too.

 

[kineaesth]

Ugh, cannot ****ing sleep. I keep having these "inappropriate" dreams about my best friend. I need a change of pants.

Details please?

 

[Jintor]

Second details.

Unless your dreams are like Saw or something.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Let's just say it was wierd, sexy, friendly malpractice that I never thought I'd dream about with her. I do/don't want to dream about that again.

 

[Jintor]

First option, right?

 

[kineaesth]

Let's just say it was sexy, sexy, sexy sex that I never thought I'd sexy about with sex. I do want to dream about that sex again sex.

You're a sick, sick little boy.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

First option, right?

Hard to decide. Would you sex your best friend? The answer is a definite maybe. In this case it's just ****ing weird.

 

[kineaesth]

Hard to decide. Would you sex your best friend? The answer is a definite maybe. In this case it's just ****ing weird.

Here's the thing... It really depends on what your opinion on sex is, and what their opinion is. I think, that if you were both clear that you weren't in love or anything, and it was just enjoyment, it might be all right.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

But I am in love. Deeply. So it's weird for me.

Also

Plans for the rest of the night:

1. GTA4 OBJECTIVE COMPLETE
2. TF2 OBJECTIVE COMPLETE

MISSION OBJECTIVES UPDATED

3. Sleep MAIN OBJECTIVE FAILED
4. Porn SECONDARY OBJECTIVE FAILED
5. Take a shit OBJECTIVE FAILED
6. Piss on my shit OBJECTIVE FAILED
7. Wank on my shit OBJECTIVE FAILED
8. Flush it SECONDARY OBJECTIVE FAILED
9. Find an empty box of Fruity Pebbles in the cabinet OBJECTIVE FAILED
10. What the hell is this shit? OBJECTIVE COMPLETE
11. ???? WAT
12. Profits are plummeting just look at these sales figures! WAT

Main objective failed. RTB for debriefing.

In no particular order.

FISSION MAILED

 

[kineaesth]

FISSION MAILED

Oh, so much.

 

[Kula Meenur]

FISSION MAILED

Pure awesome

 

[hungryduck]

Poopfist.

bacon poopfist.

 

[Jintor]

But I am in love. Deeply. So it's weird for me.

That is pretty weird. I advise you seek professional help at a cost of thousands of dollars per hour.

 

[The Monkey]

But I am in love. Deeply. So it's weird for me.

Just don't knock her up again, kk?

 

[Iliketobenaked]

Yesterday this Army Girl came in the store all in uniform she was REALLY cute I talked to her for a few minutes about what Family Guy DVD to get and that she was deploying to Kuwait in a few hours after she went to the Register I told my buddy that was really cute and nice he then"Dude Im gonna get you laid" walked over to her and said:my friend thinks your cute,she turned around and got all red and said "awww",thanks" I was so ****ing embarrassed I must have been red as a ****ing tomato I felt like my legs were jello :-\

 

[VirusType2]

I once saw an extremely fine lady in a security uniform at a restaurant, and I while chomping on my pizza, I blurted out quite loudly, "arrest me baby". Lol, it was so stupid.

 

[Ravioli]

I have a weird little question. Please read all of my post before you call me a nazi lol. I hate everything that has to do with nazism, neo nazis, and anything like it, everything it stands for and everything it has done to humanity, its absolutely disgusting. However, i have all my life been deeply in love with the swastika logo. I dont like what it stands for and represent (talking about the nazi one, not the religious one). Its just the art of it, so simple but yet so powerful. The colors and the exact measurments of it, its genious. Does anyone else share my thoughts? Please dont call me a nazi because i simply admire a logo design, i hate what it stands for...and **** YOU hitler for stealing it and turning it into a hate symbol. God damnit if Hitler never got born i would be drawing swastikas everywhere.

Just look at this one:

Honestly...if Hitler never happend, if WW2 never came, if Nazism never evolved...wouldnt you look at this and say "hm...thats a damn sexy flag" ? Im tempted to buy this genuine flag from the actual war...but everyone would think im a nazi I just think it looks ****ing awesome...thats all.

 

[Krynn72]

I once saw an extremely fine lady in a security uniform at a restaurant, and I while chomping on my pizza, I blurted out quite loudly, "arrest me baby". Lol, it was so stupid.

Sounds like something you'd say.

 

[Sheepo]

Is there A REASON I CAN"T TYPE IN ALL CAPS ON HERE ANYMORE?

Edit: or in the gnome thread? lol

 

[Sulkdodds]

You never could.

 

[Sheepo]

Mind: consider it blown