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Death Race - 7/10
SO AWESOME.
Ending was corny as ****.
I liked it a lot. Much funnier than I thought it would be. Is his boss Murray from Flight of the Conchords?
Master and Commander - 9/10
always heard this was a boring not that great movie but holy god i thought it was awesome
Master and Commander - 9/10
always heard this was a boring not that great movie but holy god i thought it was awesome
I got Master and Caommander on video ages ago and never watched it.
I might watch it over the weekend if i get chance
Thanks for reminding me guys
I have never seen the lion king
SHEEPO JUST SAW IT
There is so much goodness here. It is the typical book to movie translation, which is to say, it does a lot of things very right, is very bad in some parts, and it lacks a lot.
Rorschach was pure gold. Nite Owl worked well. Dr. Manhattan was great. The Comedian... eh, I dunno if it ever could've worked. In the book he's a sick psychopath but in many ways oddly sympathetic and relatable. In the movie, well, he's just a psychopathic ass hole. Silk Spectre works fine. Ozymandias... I hated him before the movie started.
You can tell from the start that the action is going to be over the top and pointlessly ridiculous via the Comedian fighting Ozy with lots of "Whoosh!" and "Crunch!" that goes on for way too long and is far too untrue to the book. Coincidentally enough, Ozy's end fight is the only other fight that actually bothers me.
The opening montage was amazing, especially given that it's virtually all scenes made up from the book's backstory and never actually seen in the book. Opening Rorschach scene is fantastic. Ozymandias scene works, although it does use a lot of the film's annoying habit to put as many plot points into one conversation as possible. Next scenes are quite good, the annoying changed plot aspects of Dr. Manhattan working to solve energy problems forever.
There were also the annoying little additions, subtractions, alterations of dialogue. They take two really good Mars Manhattan lines and akwardly force them into the TV interview along with unecessary overviews of his time comprehension. However the Mars scenes are quite beautiful and work well despite being slightly trimmed. The jail scenes are very good, but Snyder seemed to really zone in gore in this movie for some reason. Why you had to zoom in on the blood sprayed over mobsters' women or focus on the fat guys chopped off hands?
News stand scenes are completely absent, we got one or two shots of them for a few seconds as if it's acceptable to treat one of the books strongest plot followings as an easter egg. Also, Snyder doesn't seem to grasp that you can trim about 80% of his sex footage and get the right feel without making it look like you're watching porn.
And alas, the ending. I won't go into details, but Ozymandias fights off Dreiberg and Rorschach repeatedly, more ridiculous and pointless with each attempt. Actually, come to think of it, that really was pretty much it, other than the altered ending apocalypse and forcing Dan to watch Drieberg's actions and then messing up the Dr. Manhattan/Ozy scene at the end. The very last scenes work pretty well.
And I found the music was pretty outstanding.
8/10
If you've read the book and have had an open mind for a movie adaptation, not one of those Samon-esque people who recoiled at the thought, sneering at the screen from your throne of pretentious fine taste. If not, well, it's less likely you'll enjoy it, but I know some people have enjoyed it.
Watchmen, 8/10. Music is questionable at times, sex scenes overdone, but the altered ending is much less nonsensical, and the whole thing was a lot more badass than I had anticipated.