Rate the last movie you watched (DON'T POST SPOILERS Y' EEJITS)

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Motherf*cking fail. Go buy Die Hard right f*cking now! Don't rent it, f*cking buy it! F*ck!

Got it in Netflix, burned a copy of it.

Same thing as buying it almost. :D

Die Hard - 1-f*cking-0/10...
Holy mother of Christ, how the **** did I miss this movie?!
I think I will go out and buy it, if there's a boxed set I'm getting it.
 
The wire - Entire series so far 10/10, this is like the 3rd time ive watched every episode..im hooked i needs seasons 5.

Yeah me too. I think Season 3 of The Wire is close to the greatest thing that's ever been filmed. Seriously, i was just so completely blown away by that season. Like i was watching an amazing novel.
 
7.5? Jesus christ it sucked. Bet you're only giving it that because Whedon wrote it. >.>

What the hell?!

Joss Whedon wrote that piece of shit?

D: -20 respect points for Mr. Whedon.
 
Bill and Ted's Exellent Adventure - 9/10

Very funny and original.

"Put them in the Iron Maiden"
"Iron Maiden?! EXELLENT! *guitar riff*"

:LOL:
 
What the hell?!

Joss Whedon wrote that piece of shit?

D: -20 respect points for Mr. Whedon.
I always figured there was a LOT of stuff wrong with that movie, and whatever script they started with might never have saw film.
 
Yeah me too. I think Season 3 of The Wire is close to the greatest thing that's ever been filmed. Seriously, i was just so completely blown away by that season. Like i was watching an amazing novel.

Yea, season 3 is my fav by far. It's the only season that contains every great drug dealer, Avon, Stringer( who is one of the best characters to grace the screen imo, i would have his babies), Slim Charles, Marlow, Bodie and Prop Joe. Not only that but the "Hamsterdam" incident is so ****ing logical it makes you scratch your head as to why we haven't incorporated it yet...

Season 4 is a close second. You won't be disappointed.

/Edit: guys...just face it...when you compare Whedon's work to...yea know...good stuff, everything he's done makes him look like a complete hack....
 
Yea, season 3 is my fav by far. It's the only season that contains every great drug dealer, Avon, Stringer( who is one of the best characters to grace the screen imo, i would have his babies), Slim Charles, Marlow, Bodie and Prop Joe. Not only that but the "Hamsterdam" incident is so ****ing logical it makes you scratch your head as to why we haven't incorporated it yet...

Season 4 is a close second. You won't be disappointed.

Yeah i've seen Season 4, and its also fantastic, but nothing beats the genius of Hamsterdam.
 
Not a movie, but I saw an episode of "Jenna's American Sex Star". Bizarre to say the least. Basically, you have a couple of girls who want to be porn stars. They will do different sex scenes (in front of an audience) and a panel of judges decides who wins. The host is Jenna Jameson.
 
The fountain: 9/10

A classic Sci-fi flick, with awesome acting of Jackman and Rachel Weisz.
 
Lost In Translation - 8/10

A snorefest, although a very enjoyable one at that.
 
Lost In Translation - 8/10

A snorefest, although a very enjoyable one at that.

*10/10

1408 - 7/10. An average horror flick movie, didn't have much going on for me tbh. I probably would have given it lower rating if John Cusack wasn't in it.

Transformers - 6/10. Meh.
 
Not a movie, but I saw an episode of "Jenna's American Sex Star". Bizarre to say the least. Basically, you have a couple of girls who want to be porn stars. They will do different sex scenes (in front of an audience) and a panel of judges decides who wins. The host is Jenna Jameson.


:eek: :naughty: what channel was that?

Harry Potter and the order of the phoenix 7/10. Enjoyable, but it missed something. Not a really good build-up to the climax. Great visuals and nice jokes.
 
Shaun of the Dead > Hot Fuzz.

Am I the only one who though Hot Fuzz was really average? The first 3/4 of the film was too slow and not really funny, watching it the second time didn't help.

Titanic - It was on TV, first time watching it, 3 things I learned about this movie:

1. Kate Winslet's titties ftw
2. Celine Dion sucks more than I thought
3. Its a 200 million dollar chick flick

I changed the channel after the titties, it was too much for me, I couldn't sit through it.
 
D:

They had titties on before the watershed?
 
:eek: :naughty: what channel was that?

Harry Potter and the order of the phoenix 7/10. Enjoyable, but it missed something. Not a really good build-up to the climax. Great visuals and nice jokes.
Playboy Channel, I think. I downloaded it, though. First time I heard Jameson's voice.
 
We already know your taste sucks Mr. Pariah and Area 51; you don't have to remind everyone.

Alright where's that goddamn wiki, some editing needs be happenin'.

The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly 9/10

Spaghetti Western at its finest.
 
The Sentinel- very uninspiring and unexciting, despite a good cast lineup. 5/10
 
Shaun of the Dead > Hot Fuzz.

Am I the only one who though Hot Fuzz was really average? The first 3/4 of the film was too slow and not really funny, watching it the second time didn't help.
I thought the whole darned thing was brilliant.
 
Shaun of the Dead > Hot Fuzz.

Am I the only one who though Hot Fuzz was really average? The first 3/4 of the film was too slow and not really funny, watching it the second time didn't help.

Titanic - It was on TV, first time watching it, 3 things I learned about this movie:

1. Kate Winslet's titties ftw
2. Celine Dion sucks more than I thought
3. Its a 200 million dollar chick flick

I changed the channel after the titties, it was too much for me, I couldn't sit through it.

I love Shaun of the Dead too. :D

And the titties actually came out? :O I thought they would have skipped that bit so I didn't go watch it while I ate my dinner. Sucks!
 
And the titties actually came out? :O I thought they would have skipped that bit so I didn't go watch it while I ate my dinner. Sucks!

You missed out, gather around boys while I tell you a tale.

Disturbia - 7/10. Hitchcock's Rear Window rip/homage/whatever. It kept my interest enough through the film, enjoyable thriller.
 
Harry Potter and the order of the Pheonix - 4/10

meh. some fun special effects. The rest was entirely meh.
 
Ratatouille -9.5/10, I loved it, maybe more then any pixar film to date. It had this strange innocence about it that i can't quite explain, of course that didn't stop it from being a complete laugh fest.

Bad Santa- 9/10, great comedy...underrated imo.
 
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