Scout Troubles

Taco, you may be the first noob that I like in a long, long time. Maybe.
 
A secret message is hidden in that little story I told you guys. Its not like I accidentally spelled everything wrong, because last time I tried to post something my computer randomly shut off, making me paranoid enough to type extremely fast.
 
Jet was assimilated and has adjusted well to our enviroment.
 
This thread is fantastic. Every aspect of this thread is fantastic.

OP, man the **** up.
 
Corp. Sheepo said:
I guess it hasn't been that long <3

I do not consider you a noob
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Danimal said:
Jet was assimilated and has adjusted well to our enviroment.
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Yeah dude look at you. Your almost at 1000 posts. Jeez. I see no noob.
 
Jintor, danimoo, kryyyn, porkins, sheepo, taco, death mr, numbers, and righty, it's been real ****ing fun but I've got work tomorrow (or today I guess), and I think 2 AM is my limit. So much love for you, and I'll definitely camwhore tomorrow/this weekend/before fall.
 
Oh look at meeee, I listed people without spelling their names proerperly or using the proper punctiuaion. Shit I have to get up early as god**** too, peace ******z.
 
I was trying really hard to seem cool and I'm glad you noticed. ****. Sleep!
 
I really want this thread to be about the tf2 scout now.
 
I hate the fan art that portrays the scout as cute/shy/gay. He is none of those things. He's a force of nature.
 
I never joined scouts, was afraid I'd be eaten by a Grue at night.

I did go on some courses which involved camping out though, they were awesome fun. Mostly cause we were camping in a large cave on a rocky beach looking out on the Atlantic ocean with a big turf fire blazing and the awesome old dude who knows everything about everything telling us all stories.
 
lefty said:
I hate the fan art that portrays the scout as cute/shy/gay. He is none of those things. He's a force of nature.
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Definitely.

And boy scouts? What the hell?
 
lefty said:
do you mean me boyscouts what the hell or just what the hell boyscouts in general?
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What the hell boy scouts in general. During my entire life, boy scouts have never been looked upon favorably by me.
 
Raziaar said:
What the hell boy scouts in general. During my entire life, boy scouts have never been looked upon favorably by me.
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Oh come now. I'm sure at least once you've looked favorably at a boy scout.
 
Danimal said:
We're talking about Boy Scouts.

Not Crazy-Numbers-Manly Scouts.
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Boy Scouts of Korea.





I was once a boy scout.... I don't see why you would look on them with disdain; we used to hike 20kms with 25kg backpacks in the mountains, and the counselors would scream "FASTER FASTER!" while making us carry the rubber boat with them sitting in it...
 
15357 said:
Boy Scouts of Korea.





I was once a boy scout.... I don't see why you would look on them with disdain; we used to hike 20kms with 25kg backpacks in the mountains, and the counselors would scream "FASTER FASTER!" while making us carry the rubber boat with them sitting in it...
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Didn't they teach you Taekwon-Do?
 
When I have scout troubles I usually hit 'e' to call for a medic.
 
15357 said:
I was once a boy scout.... I don't see why you would look on them with disdain; we used to hike 20kms with 25kg backpacks in the mountains, and the counselors would scream "FASTER FASTER!" while making us carry the rubber boat with them sitting in it...
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Yes, but did you learn how to safely handle a knife with the added promise to one day maybe even be given one of your very own?

Incidentally, know what group of people burn the most American flags in the world each year? That's right, the Boy Scouts of America.
 
fact: the scout in tf2 is an eagle scout with a proud father

What's the whole masturbation system when camping with a bunch of other scouts, is there like a tent dedicated to whacking your twig and berries? Do you share tents? Is anal allowed?
 
There's going to be a situation in later life were you are forced to stand around a utility vehicle with a few men hitching up some cargo. Whilst you stand there with no knowledge on how to tie the various knots or even had kept the physique to hoist such loads onto a chest high platform, you look around to find a woman in the same stance as you. You then realize you have lowered yourself to her identical state which I find amusing. Nothing ever could become good from drawing Animu, nor something you pass up because you feel as if it is merely a repercussion of youth moral. Your father is trying to direct you into a lifestyle that will help you deal with later life, not for something to pass your time. Scouts was formed to adapt to the labourless society, created to draw most teenagers and young adults away from leading a lives with Marilyn Manson, Black attire and hastily written blogs that are used to express ones sentimental emotions and poems.
 
Naph apparently can cook one hell of a marshmallow on a stick
 
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