Stern's countdown to 30,000 posts

[Beerdude26]

/me sees the moderators quickly add another title

 

[AmishSlayer]

I don't know, but there had better be cake.

 

[AJ Rimmer]

Congratulations, man! Please don't post again, because actually......it is far worse than this.
Far worse.
One does not meddle in those murky regions man was never meant to tread.

But... I thought that was just a legend!

 

[Beerdude26]

Stern is probably preparing the biggest debate post ever conceived. It will answer every single discussion, answer and theory about everything political. Think of it as an anti-kathaksung post.

 

[Gray Fox]

Wait a minute AJ you have been here since 2004 how come I have just noticed you in the last few months.

This shit keeps happening to me, I keep discovering longtime members that I never noticed for years.

Also every time I see that avatar I think Nader.

 

[Druckles]

He's been around. I've saved the shot for historical purposes.

Here's a snippet:

The original's too big for your teeny monitors.

Edit: 29,999 should be the "CptStern" title :/

 

[Darkside55]

Congratulations, man! Please don't post again, because actually......it is far worse than this.
Far worse.
One does not meddle in those murky regions man was never meant to tread.

You make it sound like a bad thing that he'll merge with the vB software.

After that, what use will he have for postcount resets and custom titles? Stern will BE the forum.

 

[Druckles]

Trying to recall what movie I recognise that from :/

Aside from like every one.

 

[$kelet0r]

what would this place be without Stern
congrats

 

[Seagull]

GOOD LUCK IN YOUR FUTURE ENDEAVORS, CptStern!

 

[Ennui]

Uh oh.

30,000 posts is pretty cool though, can't remember what the life of me what the new title is (if there is one).

Enjoy it while it lasts...

 

[Qonfused]

Enjoy it while it lasts...

FORESHADOWING

 

[taviow]

Heh, if his post count is resetted he will just get 30k again. In a month this time.

 

[Qonfused]

1,000 posts day.

Wouldn't put it past him, really.

 

[taviow]

I'm sorry, when I said "a month" I was over exagerating. It's actually less than a month.

 

[Dog--]

For the love of god stern, post a damn comment.

If you don't, you are gay. That's right, I said you're gay, what are you gonna do? Insult me? NO BALLS!



BTW, Darkside, didn't you used to be a writer? No more title, I see..

 

[Raziaar]

I don't know, but there had better be cake.

The cake is a lie.





It's really a pie.





Want to know why?





Because I was starving and I didn't want any of you assholes to have a slice, so I said there was cake in this room while I ate the pie in the other room.

 

[taviow]

I think it's been at least a month since Darkside was not a content writer anymore. But anyway, Stern please get your 30k posts so the post count can be resetted! D:
And by the way, I am indeed eating cake, and it's not a lie.

 

[TechnoHippyChic]

It's all in your mind...


Wow, Stern, quite the milestone, congrats!

 

[Krynn72]

The cake is a lie.





It's really a pie.





Want to know why?

You should have kept with the rhyme.

 

[Remus]

I wonder what would happen if I added CptStern to my ignore list.... dun dun dun duunnnnn!!

 

[Raziaar]

You should have kept with the rhyme.

It's funnier the way I did it.

I can't explain why.

 

[TechnoHippyChic]

I wonder what would happen if I added CptStern to my ignore list.... dun dun dun duunnnnn!!

You wouldn't see half the forum...

 

[taviow]

It's just too calm here without Stern. Something is gonna happen. I feel it!

 

[Crushenator 500]

/me sees the moderators quickly add another title

From what I remember, there is actually a joke one at 30k that we never thought anyone would hit

I MAY BE WRONG THOUGH!

 

[Dog--]

Is anyone else here just sitting here and refreshing this thread, or is it just me?

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Refreshing oranges 'n shit.





Oh yeah.

 

[taviow]

I'm refreshing too. Things are gonna be epic and I don't want to miss it.

 

[Que-Ever]

*stern suddenly dies*

 

[taviow]

Stern is scaring me, and he's not even debating this time!

 

[Dog--]

I know.. I even called him gay and everything..

Wait..

We're not asking the right questions here, that's why..

Stern, you're wrong. About everything. There is nothing you can say, and that is all.


/me waits

/and waits

/and waits...

 

[taviow]

Let's start a political debate or something. He will be forced to join. It's instinct.

 

[Remus]

I
We're not asking the right questions here, that's why..

JW Bush is the best president ever. The war in Iraq was justified.
Oh and .... 0.999.... =1

 

[TechnoHippyChic]

Say something about raising kids. Dare ya.

 

[Remus]

Say something about raising kids. Dare ya.

I would raise a few kinds just to have fresh blood and replacement organs, just in case anything happens to me...

 

[taviow]

I imagine him silently reading this thread...


Planning to do something.


Something bad.


We are... in danger!

 

[AKIRA]

this guy has:

http://www.anime-forums.com/member.php?u=918

 

[Dekstar]

Someone should add a javascript that makes confetti stream from Stern's avatar when he reaches 30k.

 

[Remus]

I imagine him silently reading this thread...


Planning to do something.


Something bad.


We are... in danger!

I'm on the other side of the Atlantic, what exactly could he do post me to death?

hint hint...

 

[Darkside55]

this guy has:

http://www.anime-forums.com/member.php?u=918

Yeah but that guy's a failure. This is Stern we're talking about.

Samon and I have to absorb him before he reaches 30k. We must combine his power with our own.