Stern's countdown to 30,000 posts

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Stern, you are gay. Be quick, please! I want to go play SC with my friends but I want to see your glory too for some reason! And you are just... taking... TOO LONG!

Remus said:
I'm on the other side of the Atlantic, what exactly could he do post me to death?
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Well, he would just debate with you. That would kill you no matter where you are, it's too easy for him.
 
I actually think Stern has been posting all this time, but there's a bug with the internets that means no one can surpass 29,999 posts (the other guy was cheating somehow), and so extra posts just don't show up.
 
If I insult Stern again I shall regret it, so I won't insult him anymore.
 
I bet you CptStern went on vacation for a week without access to a computer
 
He wouldn't be so mean. We are waiting for him!

...would he?
 
Lol awesome Mr. Stern :D


THE TENSION! ARGH!
 
He is going to leave forever. 20 years from now we will all look back and say....i dont know, what would we say?
 
If that was the case, I would go with the "heart attack right before hitting Post" theory.

Or Guantanamo.
 
He probably wants us to get to like 15-20 pages in this stupid thread before he says anything.. I hate him so much.

Hear that Stern? I HATE YOU.

GAY.

GAY GAY GAY GAY.

THAT'S YOU!

YOU ARE GGGGGAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!
 
Whatever he's going to post it's not likely to be in this thread. You're all camping this thread waiting for him to say something majestic; he probably won't even come back.

His next post will be a completely new topic on whatever's (semi)current in the news, maybe about video games or politics or Jack Thompson.
 
nooo!! dont do it! you will disrupt the space-time contineum and destroy us all!! Just the "3" Will bring about massive Portal Storms, bringing the combine to destroy us all!!!

I don't even want to think about the four zeros!! IT'S THE APOCALYPSE!
 
I for one would welcome our new combine overlords.

all... hail... the... combine.. overlords..!
 
What if this thread is just signifying his new possition...... as Moderator :o
 
I am not sure what I'd do... there would be no use in resisting it, but I would never conform to his moderatority.

I think I'd be like Golumn, go off by myself and avoid confrontation with his threads and posts.. just leave us the fish, we likes them raw and wiggling.
 
I almost shit when I seen that avatar, Remus.
 
Holy shit lol. I swear to god I thought it was Stern.
 
zombieturtle01 said:
What if this thread is just signifying his new possition...... as Moderator :o
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I'd go from not ever receiving a single infraction for anything I've ever done... to receiving one every day or week because I criticize stern a lot and the both of us tend to derail threads when we get to bickering.
 
Shit, this isn't just the rise of his moderation, it's the rise of his minions. :o

Resist! Do not become a follower of the Stern.
 
You guys figured it out, we're making Stern the Supreme Moderator of Politics, and we've decided to let him infraction whoever he wants without questioning his judgment; have fun, guys!

Raziaar said:
I'd go from not ever receiving a single infraction for anything I've ever done... to receiving one every day or week because I criticize stern a lot and the both of us tend to derail threads when we get to bickering.
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If you're tryin' to get some infractions brotha I got some good shit, dank as hell, just hit me up ;)
 
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