Stern's countdown to 30,000 posts

[Cavalry]

Worse than shitting trains?

Maybe not, but worse than shitting headcrabs

 

[Evo]

Christ i'm tempted to close this thread!

 

[Cavalry]

Christ i'm tempted to close this thread!

Than do it!

(since Stern is going to make us wait, take away his thread)

 

[taviow]

Christ i'm tempted to close this thread!

CONTROL YOURSELF MY FRIEND!

We must wait for Stern!

 

[Sulkdodds]

I don't think that would work.

 

[taviow]

...it wouldn't?

Well... I guess not...

STERN, POST NOW!

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Christ i'm tempted to close this thread!

This is all your fault. If you hadn't started the Great :arms: Race this would never have happened! Now I'm tempted to fire mine off just to keep stability!

 

[Crushenator 500]

I think this thread should stay active until it reaches 30,000 posts

 

[Sulkdodds]

Marker.

EDIT: Ah, I knew this post would be coming back around in a few minutes. Good thing too.

...it wouldn't?

No.

 

[taviow]

I think it should be stickied.

 

[Krynn72]

The Stern Ascension is causing the forums to tear apart at the seams. The lounge is already being overthrown with self replicating threads!

 

[taviow]

The forum is doomed... Stern is taking over...

 

[Raziaar]

You all realize that Stern is watching this thread... and laughing gleefully right? This is his ultimate attention whore thread.

And I've fallen prey to it, by supporting it.

 

[2Fast4U]

The forum is doomed... Stern is taking over...

Future generations will refer to this as THE STERN INCIDENT.

 

[Krynn72]

No, I officially declare this event the Stern Ascension.

 

[Raziaar]

No, I officially declare this even the Stern Ascension.

What ever you say Stern. I like Stern's second idea better though.

 

[Krynn72]

Stern's third opinion on the name stands. This is now known as The Stern Ascension.

 

[taviow]

We should stop the Stern Ascencion!

 

[Remus]

I should really call my therapist. OH NO IT'S THE VOICES AGAIN!!!

 

[Hazar]

oh snap!

 

[Cpt Tenacious]

This is all sterns plan he already made you change all of your avatars to his the next step is to claim total mind control over all of you. His 30,000th post better be "SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE!!!"

 

[MJ12]

Now begins the Age of Stern.

 

[Raziaar]

It's happening. {[(P * 30,000) / M][C(A^S)]}^100

 

[2Fast4U]

30000/0

 

[Hazar]

I identify people a lot by their avatars so when I saw a stern with like 8000 posts (I think the first one I saw was raz) I was very confused D:

 

[Sulkdodds]

I've cleaned up some of the parallel threads - we seem to be stabilising. Something has definitely changed. The singularity has retreated from where it was going to be. I assume Stern's been messing about with our present.

 

[taviow]

The Stern Age has begun.

 

[Sulkdodds]

Will begin.

 

[taviow]

Has begun

 

[TechnoHippyChic]

Will begin again.

 

[Sulkdodds]

Let's stop pretending those terms are relevant any more.

 

[Hazar]

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[Raziaar]

Goto 10

 

[Cpt Tenacious]

Halflife2.net is slowing imploding and stern is just sitting back and watching, waiting, for the moment to STRIKE!

 

[taviow]

We are ****ed.

 

[Krynn72]

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[Sulkdodds]

You're only making it worse.

Please, calm down. Have normal discussion.

 

[Remus]

Halflife2.net is slowing imploding and stern is just sitting back and watching, waiting, for the moment to STRIKE!

Actually I think the bastard is sleeping through this whole mess.

 

[Vegeta897]

I would pay to see a theatrical representation of tonight.

Sulk, running around, holding on to his santa cap, telling everyone to calm down, locking threads.

 

[taviow]

What about we talk about something normal again?