Stern's countdown to 30,000 posts

[Raziaar]

Hello.

Hello.

Are you there? I can see you. Youz?□□□□□□□□□□ing.

 

[TechnoHippyChic]

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[Remus]

Erm... Probably nothing to worry about.. probably, but the "vivid dream" thread clones have just jumped into the "film and dvd" section D: D:

http://www.halflife2.net/forums/showthread.php?p=2574648#post2574648

 

[Muffin Man]

 

[Qonfused]

What.

 

[Adrik_Senturu]

this thread sucks

 

[2Fast4U]

Now all we need is kngHenry to pop up saying he's taking Munros place and we are done, the forum is over.

 

[taviow]

Actually, Stern is going to take over the forum. You should know that by now.

 

[Krynn72]

I think if Stern comes in and posts his 30k post immediately at the end of this, I will die from an overdose of pure joy.

 

[Cpt Tenacious]

29,999 post will cause utter dismay but the golden light of the 30,000th post will shine upon halflife2.net like jebus himslef!

 

[MJ12]

where is stern's avatar from anyways?

 

[taviow]

I think if Stern comes in and posts his 30k post immediately at the end of this, I will die from an overdose of pure joy.

Expect the unexpected.
I mean, prepare to die.

 

[The Monkey]

Where has he gone?

 

[French Ninja]

What a ****ing post tease.

 

[Sulkdodds]

*****

No! You can't! Stop for the love of god and think about what you people are doing!

 

[Cpt Tenacious]

No! You can't! Stop for the love of god and think about what you people are doing!

What are you talking about?

 

[Raziaar]

 

[taviow]

*****

No! You can't! Stop for the love of god and think about what you people are doing!

 

[French Ninja]

I could beat him...tonight, even...
I just need to build up the initiative...

 

[taviow]

Think About What You Are Going To Do!

 

[TechnoHippyChic]

I can't believe you've done this!!

 

[Cpt Tenacious]

Stern isn't going to post again untill 12/21/12 at 11:59 pm and then the world will be gone.

 

[V-Man339]

The moment that post is completed, the entire singularity of the universe will colapse and the space time continuim will unravel itself and the every nuke ever conveived in the history of time will time warp in locations around the world at which point they will all self detonate at the exact sime time in which their locations will make it so that the entire world is covered in deadly radiation if not completely destroyed by the insane coverage of the explosions.

That, or hl2.net returns to normal.

 

[Sedako]

Old Stern is old!

 

[Remus]

Spoiler

Old Stern is old.

Spoiler

Think About What You Are Going To Do!

Spoiler

I can't believe you've done this!!

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

I feel like beating off to Sulk's avatar.

 

[Dog--]

This is insanity!

We're all doomed, I tell you!

Dooooooomed!


*breath* DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMED!

 

[Que-Ever]

no

they're coming for me

clasping metal

 

[Cpt Tenacious]

Stern got to 29,999 posts and to celebrate he's hacking the site!!!!!!!

 

[MJ12]

oh, we can spam again in this thread?! THANKS SULK!

 

[Que-Ever]

no, it's not stern

 

[Higlac]

I am praying to the mod-gods to be allowed to be a survivor of the Stern Ascension.

 

[French Ninja]

i think Stern is a pretty cool guy, eh causes forum spam orgies and doesn't afraid of anything

 

[Dog--]

There are no gods, you fool!

This is apocalypse, and stern is the deciding body here!

YOU FOOL!

 

[MJ12]

*resisiting spamtation, resisting spamtation, resisting spamtation*

 

[Remus]

no, it's not stern

AND NOW THE BIG SURPRISE....

INFRACTIONS FOR ALL \O/

 

[taviow]

What about "beers for all" or something like that?

 

[Dog--]

Mods aren't that crazy as to give all of us inf.. inf.. infractions!

*hides the evidence*

 

[French Ninja]

I'm Captain Stern

 

[taviow]

All right I'm going to sleep...
Now that we are OK I can sleep well...
Good night, my friends.
Stern shall return...
The war has just begun.