Strife Lately 1+2

[Kamikazie]

I'll make sure to tell her to just do a whole body wax, vag and all.

 

[Raziaar]

Maybe then she'll understand how rude it is to make such a request!

 

[Pesmerga]

A man's facial hair is the measure of all things.

 

[mechanicallizard]

i havent shaved for a week. im a real man.

 

[Pesmerga]

I haven't shaved in SINCE I WAS BORN.

 

[Rizzo]

**** that. Your chin is as smooth as a babys ass.

 

[Kamikazie]

A man's facial hair is the measure of all things.

As well as his

Spoiler

manliness

i havent shaved for a week. im a real man.

And your face is still as smooth as Jessica Alba's ass.

 

[DigiQ8]

I don't shave, because I don't grow beard.

I'm not a man

 

[Pesmerga]

Also not much of a friend :\

 

[DigiQ8]

Why

 

[mechanicallizard]

And your face is still as smooth as Jessica Alba's ass.

thats why people stare at my face all the time! its just like jessica albas ass!

 

[Kamikazie]

After a massive poop.

 

[mechanicallizard]

you still dig it.

 

[Kamikazie]

No. No I don't.

 

[Raziaar]

I don't shave, because I don't grow beard.

I'm not a man

Me and you both brother. I can grow some mangy stubble but not a full beard. Then again I haven't gone half a year or more without shaving... only a couple months.

 

[mechanicallizard]

No. No I don't.

LIAR. no one can resist my similar-to-jessica-alba's-ass face!

 

[DigiQ8]

beards are sooo old, like cave man old

I think we beardless dudes looks cool.

 

[Kamikazie]

LIAR. no one can resist my similar-to-jessica-alba's-ass face!

Yes. Yes I can.

beards are sooo old, like cave man old

I think we beardless dudes looks cool.

Rise together!

 

[mechanicallizard]

Yes. Yes I can.

*pushes ass into kamikazie's face*

then i will "persuade" you.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

I want to be a lumberjack.

 

[Emporius]

Leaping from tree to tree, as they float down the mighty rivers of British Columbia!

Bagh, the first day of holiday break and I'm sick. This sucks le balls.

 

[Stigmata]

You think that's bad? I got sick on my 21st birthday, for a week. The day after I moved out. And then lost my job for not coming in on account of being so sick.

And then someone stole my office supplies.

Also, hi!

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

At least they didn't steal your Campbells.

 

[DigiQ8]

You think that's bad? I got sick on my 21st birthday, for a week. The day after I moved out. And then lost my job for not coming in on account of being so sick.

And then someone stole my office supplies.

Also, hi!

I feel for you sir.

 

[Stigmata]

It's not all bad, though - now I work at Quizno's with ten girls and only one other guy. It's the easiest job I've ever had.

 

[mechanicallizard]

only one other guy.

you never know, you might get lucky............

 

[Stigmata]

Nah, we decided to just be friends.

 

[Pesmerga]

I lol'd.

 

[DigiQ8]

I did too.

 

[lefty]

I sort of did but I was distracted.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

What.

 

[Sheepo]

Knock knock.

 

[Druckles]

You think that's bad? I got sick on my 21st birthday, for a week. The day after I moved out. And then lost my job for not coming in on account of being so sick.

And then someone stole my office supplies.

Also, hi!

When aren't they shit?

 

[mchammer75040]

fate molding is an important part of Scientology and although our lord ZOHD has not yet revealed himself to humanity, im pretty sure it is his job, don't waste time, join the Scientology church today and learn the truth about humanity

 

[DEATHMASTER]

hl2.net lounge seems to attract many *2 yr old shoots dad's face off, grandma says "nikka had it coming"* threads

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Poor nyuckas love children.

 

[lefty]

How would you guys help a friend deal with depression?

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Talk it out with them. Failing that, force the nigga to be happy.

 

[lefty]

Okay.

 

[Stigmata]

Nothing helps like talking does. Then lure him out of the house to do stuff with you. Lure might have been the wrong word to use.