Strife Lately - II

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Move on to the working world.

I've never seen you on here this late, Willie.
 
As true as this is, I have to work early tomorrow. I'll post in your asshole tomorrow afternoon.
 
Maths exam went horrible. 80% of the people in the exam cheated, some guy wrote CARTOON PORN and got escorted
 
If I wrote CARTOON PORN on anything, I would be rofling.

Well shit, I just got off the floor.
 
then the kid was like "OH WHAT, GIVE MY EXAM BACK, WTF, THIS IS NOT LEGAL" ect.


The teacher threw the cartoon porn paper on in the bin, the kid later was like "I wanted too show you the cartoon porn" and I just went :\
 
My strife is the fact that my teeth are aching like hell at the moment, probably because of my brace. I've got an orthodontist appointment today but I've got to get through almost a whole day at college first. Buy fortunately my appointment is at 14:20 which means 1 and a half lessons. Woo! On the downside one of those lessons is a childcare class where we would be working on our assignments, which means I will probably have less time to complete mine. Damn.
 
Just finished installing a DVD Writer and hard drive.

Cut one of my fingers.

Fucccccccck
 
You should probably fish the severed finger tip out of the case when you have time.
 
I was biting my finger and now I've gone and started bleedin' like a biatch.
 
Going to my first job interview now, althought it wont be a real job, just a stupid ****ing service shit i have to do for free for a school project. Atleast i know the guys who work there, and its pretty chill (Arcades, Pool tables, Pingpong, Bar, TV etc)
 
Just redone my whole assignment by typing it up in Word (even though I'd spent al ot of time writing it by hand). I've done the work for my merit so all I have left to do is the work for the distinction and then it's finished. The hand-in day is tomorrow anyway. I cna't wait till tomorrow's over. Then I won't have to worry about another assignment till I think after Christmas. Yay! \o/
 
We should go on a date. We'll spend the day wandering through the park. We'll laugh gaily and waltz in slow motion as cherry blossom cascades down beside us. We'll take a tumble in the grass. We'll each gaze into the other's eyes over a picnic, feigning innocence whilst touching one another.

We can see a film.

You reach into my popcorn but all you feel is the severed penis of the dead man beside me. Everyone in the cinema is dead. I killed them for you. All for you, lefty.
 
Aw, you're so sweet. The least I could do is toss your salad.
 
Yay! Left 4 Dead! This is such a great game! I love it!
 
Marriage? This is really just fooling around. My heart has already been taken by someone else, and I won't rest until I take it back from her cold, dead hands.
 
My dick belongs to sparrow, but my heart belongs to koola.
 
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