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thenerdguy thinks real hard and picks up the stick that Farrowsparrow had. thenerdguy says that he knows what Wraith said and the link that he posted. and ill might tell you what he said only if you cut down the tallest strongest tree in the forest with a herring. 
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unscrews one bult from spud's 50cal
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.....and then fetch me a SHRUBBERY just to make the TheNerdGuys line complete
suddenly the group of Arena contestants run in dragging a MrBadger dressed as a witch through the streets. They drag him to a strange house/ruin standing on a hill outside the village. A strange-looking knight stands outside,aka STONE.
Farrowlesparrow:
We have found a witch. May we burn him?
ALL:
A Witch! Burn him!
STONE:
How do you know he is a witch?
ALL:
He looks like one. Yes, he does.
STONE:
Bring him forward.
They bring forward MrBadger dressed up
as a witch.
MrBadger:
I am not a witch. I am not a witch.
STONE:
But you are dressed as one.
MrBadger:
They dressed me up like this.
ALL:
We didn't, we didn't!
MrBadger:
This is not my nose, It is a false one.
Stone takes MrBadgers nose off.
STONE:
Well?
Farrowlesparrow::
... Well, we did do the nose.
STONE:
The nose?
Farrowlesparrow:
And the hat. But he is a witch.
ALL:
A witch, a witch, burn him!
STONE:
Did you dress him up like this?
Farrowlesparrow:
... Um ... Yes ... no ... a bit ... yes... hes has got a wart.
STONE:
Why do you think he is a witch?
TheNerdGuy:
He turned me into a newt.
STONE:
A newt?
TheNerdGuy:
(After looking at himself for some time)
I got better.
ALL:
Burn him anyway.
STONE:
Quiet! Quiet! There are ways of telling whether he is a witch.
TheDemonWithin and Spud ride up at this point and watch what follows with interest
ALL:
There are? Tell us. What are they, wise Stone?
STONE:
Tell me ... what do you do with witches?
ALL:
Burn them.
STONE:
And what do you burn, apart from witches?
nw909:
... Wood?
STONE:
So why do witches burn?
TheNerdGuy:
(pianissimo)
... Because they're made of wood...?
STONE:
Good.
the contestents stir uneasily then come round to this conclusion.
ALL:
I see. Yes, of course.
STONE:
So how can we tell if he is made of wood?
Farrowlesparrow:
Make a bridge out of him.
STONE:
Ah ... but can you not also make bridges out of rocks? (changed for reasons of name)
ALL:
Ah. Yes, of course ... um ... err ...
STONE:
Does wood sink in water?
ALL:
No, no, It floats. Throw him in the pond Tie weights on him. To
the pond.
STONE:
Wait. Wait ... tell me, what also floats on water?
ALL:
Bread? No, no, no. Apples .... gravy ... very small rocks ...
TheDemonwithin:
A duck.
They all turn and look at TheDemonwithin. Stone looks up very impressed.
STONE:
Exactly. So... logically ...
Farrowlesparrow:
(beginning to pick up the thread)
If he ... weighs the same as a duck ... he's made of wood.
STONE:
And therefore?
ALL:
A witch! ... A duck! A duck! Fetch a duck.
nw909:
Here is a duck, Stone.
STONE:
We shall use my largest scales.
He leads them a few yards to a very strange contraption indeed, made of wood and rope and leather. They put the MrBadger in one pan and the duck in another. Each pan is supported by a wooden stave. STONE checks each pan then ... Stone looks on with interest.
STONE:
Remove the supports.
Two of the contestents knock them away with sledge hammers. MrBadger and the duck swing slightly but balance perfectly.
ALL:
A witch! A witch!
MrBadger:
It's a fair cop.
All:
Burn him! Burn him!
Spud:
Let's make her into a ladder.
The Contestants drag the girl away...
suddenly the group of Arena contestants run in dragging a MrBadger dressed as a witch through the streets. They drag him to a strange house/ruin standing on a hill outside the village. A strange-looking knight stands outside,aka STONE.
Farrowlesparrow:
We have found a witch. May we burn him?
ALL:
A Witch! Burn him!
STONE:
How do you know he is a witch?
ALL:
He looks like one. Yes, he does.
STONE:
Bring him forward.
They bring forward MrBadger dressed up
as a witch.
MrBadger:
I am not a witch. I am not a witch.
STONE:
But you are dressed as one.
MrBadger:
They dressed me up like this.
ALL:
We didn't, we didn't!
MrBadger:
This is not my nose, It is a false one.
Stone takes MrBadgers nose off.
STONE:
Well?
Farrowlesparrow::
... Well, we did do the nose.
STONE:
The nose?
Farrowlesparrow:
And the hat. But he is a witch.
ALL:
A witch, a witch, burn him!
STONE:
Did you dress him up like this?
Farrowlesparrow:
... Um ... Yes ... no ... a bit ... yes... hes has got a wart.
STONE:
Why do you think he is a witch?
TheNerdGuy:
He turned me into a newt.
STONE:
A newt?
TheNerdGuy:
(After looking at himself for some time)
I got better.
ALL:
Burn him anyway.
STONE:
Quiet! Quiet! There are ways of telling whether he is a witch.
TheDemonWithin and Spud ride up at this point and watch what follows with interest
ALL:
There are? Tell us. What are they, wise Stone?
STONE:
Tell me ... what do you do with witches?
ALL:
Burn them.
STONE:
And what do you burn, apart from witches?
nw909:
... Wood?
STONE:
So why do witches burn?
TheNerdGuy:
(pianissimo)
... Because they're made of wood...?
STONE:
Good.
the contestents stir uneasily then come round to this conclusion.
ALL:
I see. Yes, of course.
STONE:
So how can we tell if he is made of wood?
Farrowlesparrow:
Make a bridge out of him.
STONE:
Ah ... but can you not also make bridges out of rocks? (changed for reasons of name
)ALL:
Ah. Yes, of course ... um ... err ...
STONE:
Does wood sink in water?
ALL:
No, no, It floats. Throw him in the pond Tie weights on him. To
the pond.
STONE:
Wait. Wait ... tell me, what also floats on water?
ALL:
Bread? No, no, no. Apples .... gravy ... very small rocks ...
TheDemonwithin:
A duck.
They all turn and look at TheDemonwithin. Stone looks up very impressed.
STONE:
Exactly. So... logically ...
Farrowlesparrow:
(beginning to pick up the thread)
If he ... weighs the same as a duck ... he's made of wood.
STONE:
And therefore?
ALL:
A witch! ... A duck! A duck! Fetch a duck.
nw909:
Here is a duck, Stone.
STONE:
We shall use my largest scales.
He leads them a few yards to a very strange contraption indeed, made of wood and rope and leather. They put the MrBadger in one pan and the duck in another. Each pan is supported by a wooden stave. STONE checks each pan then ... Stone looks on with interest.
STONE:
Remove the supports.
Two of the contestents knock them away with sledge hammers. MrBadger and the duck swing slightly but balance perfectly.
ALL:
A witch! A witch!
MrBadger:
It's a fair cop.
All:
Burn him! Burn him!
Spud:
Let's make her into a ladder.
The Contestants drag the girl away...
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Yes! You are right...
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...we must post in this thread more often and keep it ahead! Come my friends!
/me Waves everyone to follow him...to....somewhere.. "Well how should i know I'm just a narrator, i don't write it".
Let us post Much! And kill many!
/me shoots Mitoboy for calling spud..."Its not that easy"...
/me the decides that was wrong and makes up for it by eating spud..."Having to explain what everyone is doing all the time. I should go on strike again"....
*The narrator remembers the time when the /me command wasnt working until Starmonkey beat him up and forced him into work again.
Shut up and just tell people what im doing ok!
/me runs around the arena with no clothes on stating he likes the taste of men
No dont! Thats not me!
/me tells everyone that he once wet the bed while dreaming of crocodiles....the year was 2001
Shut up! SHUT UP!
/me pulls out a gun and aims...at...the...narrator..."Oh oh".
See how you like this.
*FarrowLeSparrow shoots the old narrator and smiles as a new...more friendly narrator comes along
/me Waves everyone to follow him...to....somewhere.. "Well how should i know I'm just a narrator, i don't write it".
Let us post Much! And kill many!
/me shoots Mitoboy for calling spud..."Its not that easy"...
/me the decides that was wrong and makes up for it by eating spud..."Having to explain what everyone is doing all the time. I should go on strike again"....
*The narrator remembers the time when the /me command wasnt working until Starmonkey beat him up and forced him into work again.
Shut up and just tell people what im doing ok!
/me runs around the arena with no clothes on stating he likes the taste of men
No dont! Thats not me!
/me tells everyone that he once wet the bed while dreaming of crocodiles....the year was 2001
Shut up! SHUT UP!
/me pulls out a gun and aims...at...the...narrator..."Oh oh".
See how you like this.
*FarrowLeSparrow shoots the old narrator and smiles as a new...more friendly narrator comes along
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nw909
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/me flips the architect off and yells "**** YOU!"
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nw909
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ALERT, THE ARENA IS TOO FAR DOWN
you can thank me again later.
you can thank me again later.
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nw909
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/me regenerates his leg
ROAR!
ROAR!
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nw909
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Its only 7:30 pm here, everybodies up, me can't draw on them
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How dare you put words into my...erm...eyes whilst I'm far away getting drunk. That's low-down dirty trickery I say.Originally posted by mrBadger
"say.... El Chi... you sure look hungry.. have some nuts"
" Thanks"
* A spring flies outta the can and sticks in El Chi's eye
/me laughs
"hey, wasnt that the eye you were going to sleep with open"
wahahahahah
This shall be returned to when I'm not too drunk and tired (give it the next 2/3 days - I love results season:cheers
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now its 12:11 am here T_T
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/me returns and gives the arena a kick for having not enough action.
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/me introduces SpuD to the potato masher.
* An assortment of vuger language, screams, and pleas are heard from SpuD as he is skinned, chopped up, boilded, then mashed into a cream.
MMMMMM.... Mashed potatos.
/me eats SpuD.
You know, I find it strange that I joined before the most of the 'May' people that post and still have the lowest post count for a person that does not lurk. I'm special!
* An assortment of vuger language, screams, and pleas are heard from SpuD as he is skinned, chopped up, boilded, then mashed into a cream.
MMMMMM.... Mashed potatos.
/me eats SpuD.
You know, I find it strange that I joined before the most of the 'May' people that post and still have the lowest post count for a person that does not lurk. I'm special!
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/me is confuzzled at how Mitoboy keeps a low post count......him and Nostradamus, both have low poly counts, but have been here since b4 me ?!?
/me shoots Mitoboy in the stomach, causing a hole, which Spud (in mash potato form, runs out of
/me shoots Mitoboy in the stomach, causing a hole, which Spud (in mash potato form, runs out of
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*FarrowLeSparrow wonders why everyone thinks he is naked.
That was just what the old narrator was saying. I don't really...
*FarrowLeSparrow doesn't really run round naked. It was jut the old narrator saying that
I was about to tell them...*FarrowLeSparrow was about to tell them that
Stop that now.
*FarrowLeSparrow is a boring person
Oh not you as well.
*FarrowLeSparrow shoots his second narrator....
You better not be like the other two.
*FarrowLeSparrow makes up for lost killing time by detonating a particularly large nuclear device in the Arena
That was just what the old narrator was saying. I don't really...
*FarrowLeSparrow doesn't really run round naked. It was jut the old narrator saying that
I was about to tell them...*FarrowLeSparrow was about to tell them that
Stop that now.
*FarrowLeSparrow is a boring person
Oh not you as well.
*FarrowLeSparrow shoots his second narrator....
You better not be like the other two.
*FarrowLeSparrow makes up for lost killing time by detonating a particularly large nuclear device in the Arena
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<El_Chi wakes up to a world that spins and is wet...>Originally posted by Stone
/me gets to choose his own description, cos Stone is a Mod...
/me acts violently, and uses EL_chi's spunge head to mop the Arena with
<El_Chi prefers sleep and acts accordingly>
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* Login_Here jumps from 1st page to 59th page
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thenerdguy is lonly so he flies to the planet full of mormon women. Good thing i married them all.
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*thenerdguy reaches the planet and finds that time there goes faster there than it does here. He ends up seeing all the daughters he made. However all the daughters are now over 80 years old
*FarrowLeSparrow points and laughs at thenerdguy
*FarrowLeSparrow points and laughs at thenerdguy
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