The Arena

[Zerox]

ahhh, zerox had time to fly away

 

[Fat Tony!]

*ure handy pal noo noo sucks up the drool
thenerdguy-wow im glad hes around
farrowlesparrow- Argh im a moron please shoot me
/me shoots farrowlesparrow
hmm i wonder why hes acting so strange, hey wait isnt that thedemonwithin possessing him hmm
/me sneaks up behind TDW and slits his throat

 

[thenerdguy]

thenerdguy says hi to fat tony and thanks him for sucking all the drool up.
thenerdguy shoots zerox with a cannon printer ink gun.

 

[Login_Here]

/me picks up a paper towel and drys Zerox away

 

[thenerdguy]

thenerdguy runs Login_here's hands through a paper shredder.

 

[Zerox]

Aaahahah i become black from thenerdguys ink gun... now i can hide in the shadows.... mhuahaha

 

[Farrowlesparrow]

You do realise that thenerdguy's ink predates "non-toxic"? You have 30 minutes to live...Goodbye.

 

[ComradeBadger]

well, its Cannon ink, and we all know what that does to you

*the ink fills the water

awww nuts

/me dies

 

[Zerox]

omg 1min left *pulls of his skin and the blod splatter on Farrow, Farrow gets a blood disease *

 

[Mitoboy]

/me decides to do something different.

/me grabs the sparrow on the G-Man's sholder in a cartoon-ish way so that FLS looses a couple feathers.

* The G-Man came to normal, indicating that thisis the true Farrowlesparrow, the only sparrow able to control people.

/me Puts Farrowlesparrow on a clay disk shooter.

/me says "pull!"

*FLS is shot high up into the air

/me shoots Farrowlesparrow and a big puff of feathers appered.

YUSH!

 

[thenerdguy]

thenerdguy leads the post in the arena by with 200 post. I think I should retire.
thenerdguy shoots mitoboy with a home made shank thrower.

 

[RabidMeatloaf]

RabidMeatloaf bumps this thread so it doesn't continue to sink to the bottom


/me kills thenerdguy one last time before finally leaving him alone.

 

[thenerdguy]

thenerdguy heads back to his planet full of wives.

 

[RabidMeatloaf]

lol

/me wishes him the best with his ROXXOR wives

 

[Farrowlesparrow]

/me laughs as he flys away, having opened a big bag of feathers and throwing them out.

/me turns into a human...

/me puts mitoboy in a very large clay pigeon shooting...no...making machine.

/me makes a mitoboy into a clay pigeon and sends him off to some farmer somewhere.

 

[thenerdguy]

ill send some daughters that need to get married to the arena. Ill still visit a few time just for old times.

 

[Login_Here]

/me hits thenerdguy in the head with a spoon for leaving us


HEADSHOT!!!!!

 

[The DemonWithin]

/me flies back to the mormon planet that Thenerdguy is apparently still on and begins to take all of his wives.

 

[nw909]

/me gets a straw and drinks the 22ft of drool

/me barfs.

 

[SpuD]

/me is immune in the arena because he got the 1337th post

/me walks up to the arena crowd

The Crowd: Shoot that mother f***er!

* The Crowd shoots that mother f***er (SpuD)

/me stops the bullets like in the matrix....

I am your god.

 

[Mitoboy]

/me gets bored.

To SpuD:

/me plunges his hand into SpuD and tries to take him over. Unable to fully take him over, Mitoboy copies his powers into himself.

To Farrowlesparrow:

/me respawns

[insert witty comeback here]

 

[The DemonWithin]

/me takes spud and turns him into a spud cannon, then turns on unlimited ammo.
/me now has the god ammo upgrade.

 

[Mitoboy]

/me decides to contine the battle with TDW.

/me constructs a potato launcher with PPC piping.

/me shoots a potato at TDW which strikes him in the back.

/me reloads with tennis balls which he covered in gas and set ablaze.

/me fires another which strikes TDW in the back of the head,

Pwnage!

/me runs for cover.

 

[Fat Tony!]

Headshot! n1 mitoboy shame ure in range
/me fires a few million shots to the head with his trusty sniper rifle

 

[SpuD]

Im a 1337 god spud-gun now

 

[SpuD]

/me catches the arena as it is slipping on to page two.

/me shoots Fat Tony! in his little suck hole

 

[The DemonWithin]

Spud meant to say that I shot Tony in his suck hole, but this is wrong, seeing as me an tony are in a time of peace, his mob is useful to me, an shall in time help to bring upon the armageddon.

 

[nw909]

/me dies of confusion.

*dead*

 

[The DemonWithin]

Originally posted by Mitoboy
/me decides to contine the battle with TDW.

/ me constructs a potato launcher with PPC piping.

/ me shoots a potato at TDW which strikes him in the back.

/ me reloads with tennis balls which he covered in gas and set ablaze.

/ me fires another which strikes TDW in the back of the head,

Pwnage!

/ me runs for cover.

/me flinches from the potato hitting him. He turns around to be hit in the forehead with a flaming tennis ball. The ball ignites his hair and falls to the floor. The fire quickly spreads down his whole body and the fire engulfs him....... The fire is extinguised with a loud hiss, and out of the smoke comes the new form of The DemonWithin. The Demon that was within (insert name here, blank for enigmatic effect) has been released in this time of need.
"Fool, you do not know what you have set in motion!"
/me grabs mitoboy and stands him on his hand. Then proceeds to take his other hand and slowly bring it down upon the helpless mortal. Mitoboy is squashed, slowly, and then is devoured by his destroyer.

 

[Fat Tony!]

/me joins TDW and calls his mob come we will crush the world
hmm wait a sec wot about moderators damn better bribe them
/me bribes moderators

 

[Bad^Hat]

Goodbye cruel arena!!!

/me flings himself off the nearest cliff

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

/me lands on nw's soft carcass.

DAMNIT!

 

[nw909]

/me gets up and walks away.

 

[ComradeBadger]

/me wakes up in park after last night

/me spits out the grass he was eating

/me takes Fat Tony's bribe

/me trips up nw

 

[SpuD]

/me calls rodent control to take car of MrBadger

 

[ComradeBadger]

You know SpuD, sometimes I think your the only person who truely cares about the Arena

/me hugs SpuD

/me straps a 'kick me' sign to his back

 

[thenerdguy]

thenerdguy plays pool with some comets and a few stars. Wooops the arena is in a collision path with a G type star.

 

[Mitoboy]

/me lights a match.

* Mitoboy is now located in the belly of TDW, sitting on a extreamly large peice of food.

Ah, well... damn.

/me drinks a Code Red while thinking about how to get out.

/me drops his can of Mountian Dew: Code Red into the stomach acids.

/me shrugs it off and gets a tootsi pop and finds out, once and for all, how amny licks it takes to get to the tootsi center.

 

[RabidMeatloaf]

/me loves Code Red!

/me goes to buy a big pack of it to share with everyone in the Arena!

 

[Farrowlesparrow]

/me does what so many other members are having to do these days, and bumps the thread back up to the top again.


This thread needs some new life. Its getting stagnant....things that get blown up and a regular basis, and possibly even consumed by The Demon Within, just don't last...

 

[Mitoboy]

/me cries at the fact that the arena is dying so young.

PLEASE!!! Please people! Lets get this thing to 2000 posts. Then we can let it fall! But until then it will be the almighty thread of the forums!!!