The Arena

[Fat Tony!]

/me kicks dux in the "dangly bits"

 

[ComradeBadger]

/me was only joking Dux, no need to get personal now

dya like moi nues Avatar?

anyways... back to fighting:

/me attacks Fat Tony with a broom

*The Broom says: Call me outdated would you :flame:

 

[EVIL]

lol.. I se teh /me feature is being used in teh fullest here.

 

[Mitoboy]

/me says "DUH!"

 

[ComradeBadger]

this will be my last post for a while, since I'll be hitting 1999, and I don't wanna hit 2000 without Farrow ... so I'll make it a good un

/me reckons that 99% of the arena are homophobic

/me thinks of a cunning plan

/me wheels a TV and video into the Arena

/me puts in a gay porn video

/me cranks up volume

everyone is hypnotised by the images on-screen....

/me snickers

/me looks around at the Arena combatants, as, unable to control themselves, they start dancing to the grunting sounds of the Man-love

 

[thenerdguy]

thenerdguy shoots the TV with a shotgun. because Mrbadger wont post yet. thenerdguy mails mrbadger to a gay club where he gets defiled many many many times by nasty 300 pound men.

 

[Mitoboy]

/me gets the cops and arrest mrBadger.

Gay porn is illegal where I am.

 

[thenerdguy]

It is illegal here too.

 

[nw909]

Yes but thats not gay porn its rape...

/me shoots himself.

 

[thenerdguy]

Hes the one that tried to make everyone watch gay porn. I think it would make him learn a lesson.

 

[el Chi]

<el Chi wanders back in, dishevelled and tired but with a grammatically correct name>
Hello, all.
<el Chi notices that everyone's watching gay porn>
Erm, well it's nice to see that some things never change.
<el Chi agrees with Comrade Badger that most of The Arena is homophobic. This prejudice makes el Chi sad> ;(
Ah well. Where was I? Oh yes...
<el Chi bludgeons thenerdguy to death more with that bust of Lenin>

 

[thenerdguy]

thenerdguy smashes the lenin's bust with a hammer.

 

[Nuclear_Gerber]

*Nuclear_Gerber sticks a 100 megaton nuclear bomb in thenerdguy's ass. Take that!

 

[Mitoboy]

You haven't read all the arena, have you?

/me waits for The DemonWithin to absorb the power of the nuke.

 

[thenerdguy]

thenerdguy does not like the use of profanity in from of women and children. thenerdguy pulls the bomb out and smashes it into Nuclear_Gerber's mouth.

 

[Nuclear_Gerber]

Sure I have. I love reading 97 pages of..words.
Well you got me, I havent.

 

[Mitoboy]

Wow, 97, thats how far it is on the defualt setting for ppg. Really if you change it to 40 post per page then it woul only take you... around one hour if you don't take any breaks.

 

[el Chi]

Sure I have. I love reading 97 pages of..words.

Reading words!? God, now there's an idea...
Oh whatever... Basically, what fun is there in simply pressing a button that says: "Annihilate" on it, when you could do this?
<el Chi beats thenerdguy with Lenin's bust once again>
Far more amusing. And more inventive.
Oh and nerdguy, before I forget...
<Takes a break from all the bludgeoning>

thenerdguy does not like the use of profanity in from of women and children

What profanity? "Ass"? You serious?

 

[Farrowlesparrow]

So you finally got rid of the "_" then did you el chi?


Well....You shouldn't have.

/me picks up el chi's discarded underscore and beats him over the head with it.


Hey this is pretty good


/me carries on beating up the square shaped sponge in stupid trousers.

 

[ComradeBadger]

IMO Ass=Donkey

/me slaps thenerdguy for being american

/me bitch slaps thenerdguy

 

[el Chi]

Aaaaarrrrgh! Foiled by my very own _ ! Heavens!
Well personally I feel much freer without it. Wreak havoc with my scraps.
And do not speak ill of my avatar! Others have attempted Spongebob avatars but I was there FIRST. Which means I win. I was thinking of changing it, but he's just so distinctive and wonderful that The Music's artwork might have to be reserved for something else. <Stops thinking aloud>
Wha'? Oh yes.
<Drops Lenin's bust and opts for a full-on Soviet melee assault using a hammer AND a sickle to tear and beat Farrow>

 

[nw909]

/me notices The Arena is very close to being dead!

/me saves it

 

[The DemonWithin]

Nw909 forgets to save himself, and dies.
/me then consumes his soul and laughs
"Hahahah!"
Give him the stick! Dont give him the stick!!
Im totally going so fast ah f*ck!
Body massage!

 

[Bad^Hat]

Hey kid! I'm a computer!

Memememememememememememememe...

 

[ComradeBadger]

the Arena is dying... still

comeon guys... you love this thread... right... right

/me stares meaningfully at the participants

thats better

/me picks up the corpose of nw, and uses it to beat Bad Hat

 

[Fat Tony!]

/me gets bored with the arena so makes it more exciting
/me causes armagedon yay!

 

[thenerdguy]

thenerdguy shoots fat tony with an anti vaccum gun.

 

[Stone]

/me skips 25 pages, and shoots thenerdguy in the left sock

 

[Farrowlesparrow]

/me seeing that fat tony has caused armaggedon, gets Bruce willis to fly out into space ina shutle and save the day.


Well, that was easy.

"I want someone to take me to the hospital"
"You sure about that"
"Nice catch elplanco minyo. But to bad you got SaaaaaaaaaaackT. Huh!"

 

[Dux]

/me slaps you all about with Saddams Moustache.

Thats right. Im getting political.

 

[Fat Tony!]

Damn!
/me goes underground with his mob to discuss another way of destroying the world for no aparent reason

 

[Fat Tony!]

post damn u!

 

[The DemonWithin]

Woo hoo.
/me takes a claw thing and picks up an electrical wire.
"Mr body massage machine GO!"
/me throws the wire at fat tony, electricuting him.
As soon as i decide to install flash again, then ill hold a poll for the arean fights, to see who everyone thinks should win.

 

[Fat Tony!]

thank god im decent vaccum cleaner so ive been earthed , the wire has no effect..... :|
/me shoots tubby custard at TDW!!!!

 

[Stone]

/me licks TDW clean.....

mmmmm, tubby custard..... hey whys everyone looking at me like that.....hey stop it......;(

/me starts to shoot randomly from hi s corner at the people who are stoping and stareing, he can't see their faces, only the shadows of their eye.........

I'll stop singing now ;(

 

[Mitoboy]

* A camera zooms out to show Mitboy playing at a computer.

Wow this new The Sims: Arena pack is buggy but fun! Kinda reminds me of EA games, only this has fun.

* Stone fires a shot that hits a wall that was poorly textured, the game freezes.

/me presses Ctrl+Alt+Delete.

* That blue screen that displays an error that only the person that coded windows could understand comes up. (BSOD)

OH ^&#!ING DAMNIT!

/me turns off the computer and restarts it. Making him restart The Arena.

 

[Farrowlesparrow]

You're not French are you stone? (first thing i said in the arena by the way)

Woah...that was weird. Whats going on?

Hey...I've just noticed that Stone has a green Diamond thing above his head. Hey now its over my head.

Hmm, i can still think but i cant say anything or control my movements.

No, i dont want to eat anything. I dont want to eat!

Oh great. Now i wet myself, marvelous.

Hey its gone again

/me takes his chance while he has it and runs out of the Arena.

 

[nw909]

/me crawls out of TDW...

/me gets back into his body.

Damn take a breathmint kthx.

 

[The DemonWithin]

/me jumps on top of stones head as he is crouched, so we are a tower of firepower. anyone how comes near us is anhilated.

 

[ComradeBadger]

/me puts a bag on frozen prawns in the air conditioner

/me waits for summer

hang on ...... summer just passed ;(