The Arena

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thenerdguy steals the bust from mrbadger and takes a leak on it. Did I disgrace it? deface it?
thenerdguy putss acid down El_Chi's pants. thenerdguy watches as El-_Chi runs around screaming about how it burns.
 
No, its not really Mitoboy, its cos you don't post everywere :p

/me defaces thenerdguy, by pissing on him

take that you capitalistic swine
 
thenerdguy grabs a torch and burns mrbadgers privets off. That will teach you the pee on me.
 
thenerdguy snaps his nose back into place. thenerdguy kickes Login_Here in the trigger.
 
thenerdguy digs a hole in the arena floor and drops into it before the lawnmower blades chop him into thousands of little bloody gory gibby nasty pieces of human flesh and bone and grey matter and other stuff.
 
the lawnmower veers offcourse and runs over nw909

/me gets chopped into nice bite sized peices.

ow.
 
/me says:

"Ah g*damnit!! Son of a mother fuc--"

To quote the EB games guy in PHLs Delay of Game flash :p
 
thenerdguy cuts rabidmeatloafs legs off when hes say sorry to the dead body.
 
thenerdguy has body armor on. rabidmeatloaf beaks all his molors on the armored leg of thenerdguy.
 
/me pushes thenerdguy off a rather tall cliff, and watches him plummet

/me regrows genitals

Sarah wouldn't be too pleased otherwise ;)

/me helps RabidMeatloaf get up

/me regrows RabidMeatloaf's legs

:)
 
When Badger puts Rabidmeatloaf's legs back on The DemonWithin planted a nuke in his leg and ran away. Then while they were talkin, The DemonWithin started to play desert combat.
 
<Decides to stop directing violence at thenerdguy because dude clearly has anger issues and WILL... NOT... LOSE... whatever happens and clearly takes this thread a little too seriously every now and again>
Sorry thenerdguy, that maybe sounded ruder than I meant it to, but you know that you get a bit over-zealous sometimes. Although I suppose there's a lot of imaginary aggro flying your way. So I'm out. Truce.



<Reconsiders decision>
Actually, bugger it.
<Proceeds to bludgeon thenerdguy with Lenin's bust once more>
You do <CLANG!!> realise <CLANG!!> that in this case <CLANG!!> bust is not <CLANG!!> talking about <CLANG!!> breasts, right? <CLANG!!> Like a small statue, but <CLANG!!> just the head.<CLANG!!>
 
/me joins TDW in DC.

/me starts kicking butt manning the gun in the helichopter.

/me spots a MiG.

/me curses.

/me gets killed.
 
thenerdguy wakes up to realise that the arena was all a dream. Darn you El_Chi!
 
/me realizes that this thread need to be stickyed again......


/me brings Mitoboy back to life, leaves thenerdguy alone.
 
/me realises that the Arena would be unstickied as soon as it was stickied :(

/me dies of shame
 
*tells RabidMeatloaf* fire ants (Z didn't know that) you say then i guess water could help *gives hink of water to RabidMeatloaf*
 
/me pours it.

/me realizes it's some kind of flammable substance. Notices Zerox holding a lighter.


Uhm....bro...what you gonna do with THAT!!

/me backs away.
 
*did not know that RM saw the lighter* Just taking a smoke that's all *hehe*
 
/me wonders at all the bad spelling....

/me 's head explodes..

/me dies...

/me hides from the oncoming flaming for using someone elses lines.............
 
/me watches Stone's head explode.


Ooooh....that had to hurt.

/me turns back to Zerox, but he's not there.

/me looks around again....
 
Zerox throws a grenade through Stones window

*damn RabidMeatloaf saw me* Zerox is running for cover
 
<Comrade Chihuahua wanders in... Surveys the carnage... Wanders out and away for the weekend>
 
/me just looks around at all the carnage.

I should've stayed in Vegas...bleh...


/me see's Zerox running off.

Hey...WAIT...you forgot your lighter...
 
/me grabs Rabidmeatloaf.

Hey I am hungry.

/me tosses Rabid meatloaf into a microwive and heats him up.

MMMM, meat loaf.

/me eats meat loaf.

/me turns to Zerox

/me unglugs Zerox and takes him into a feild with a baseball bat.

*cue event from Office Space in which they destoryed the printer, only replace the printer with Zerox.
 
lol @ Mitoboy


/me is pwned AGAIN and gets crapped out of Mitoboy hours later....


(gross or WHAT?)
 
Hahah office space is funny.
"yeah ive decided that im not goin to go into work tommorow"
"what!?"
"yeah, im jus not goin to work"
"Are you goin to quit?"
"nah"
"What about paying your bills?"
"you know, i thought about that too, i dont think im goin to do that either"
 
Yehhhh, I gonna have to need you to come in on Saterday.
We kinda lost some guys have we have to play catch-up.
Mmmm K?
Oh yehhh, I gonna have you come in on Sunday also.
OK? Grrrreat.

(loosely quoted)
 
/me notices that people have stopped the monty pithon skit and moved on to new ones he has no clue about
 
/me goes over an kills the two guys talking about Office Space

wOOt! I PWN!!

/me is hit by a rocket propelled banana..

*SPLAT!*
 
Meatloaf is wrong
/me cannot be defeat by a mortal such as RabidMeatloaf
/me laughs
"hahah!"
/me laughs harder
"HAHAHAHA!!!!"
/me takes Meatloaf's head and rips it off, then rips his jaw from his skull. then smashes the skull on a wall and throws it away.
 
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