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/me walks thru energy shield

/me dies

/me respawns

(repeat)

hmmm, this isnt going to work :(
 
unknown to you Bill gates stole windows from stalin. So all of the windows problems the mark has too. :) So your still screwed.
 
<ComradeChihuahua stops pouring money into producing ludicrous amounts on nuclear Doomsday Devices>
In this new rule, we are not going to make the same mistakes as our Soviet forefathers.


By the way Farrow, if my _ is so misplaced, I assume it's not possible to change my name other than re-siging up?
Just the same as it's not possible to change my status (ie: NOT Strider):flame:
 
Contact the admins real nice, and mebbe your name can be changed :)

simmo2k3 became simmo, and Jager became Jagermeister... so it's possible, why don't you like Strider, you'll be a Combine soon enough :p
 
Because I'm suffering what is I suspect the posting equivalent of a mid-life crisis...
How can I contact the admins?
And yes I know that's a retarded question...
 
lol

erm, PM either StarMonkey or Zerimski, and they are real nice guys, so ask nicely, and you might just get what you wish for ;)
 
/me gets the Arena back on topic.


/me shoots thenerdguy with some huge, destruction gun....
 
thenerdguy dodges the blast from the huge destruction gun. thenerdguy smashes Rabidmeatloaf with a giant pancake. :)
 
<Comrade Chihuahua picks up thenerdguy with a Manipulator and flings him about the Arena>
That's for breaking the peace of our little Soviet Utopian bubble. Damn you.
<Comrade Chihuahua posts veeeerrry carefully, lest he fall into the trap of becoming a Combine and thus hitting the male menopause for posting>
 
/me gets an AK-47 from my avatar, and waves it in the air

/me fires a few shots into the air, in revolutionary style

/me calls the Red Badger army

* The Red Army charges
 
/me recovers from pancake indunced coma..

Woah...what happened...

/me sees the Red Army charging

This won't end well.

/me Runs!
 
<ComradeChihuahua watches from the spacious but naturally down to Earth proletariat grandeur of the Party headquarters>

<Flings thenerdguy about some more>


(How much longer before I become a... <Shudders>... Combine?
 
<El_Chi treads carefully before hitting 800 in case that be a boundary>
Carefully like a cat that's lost seven lives. I mean after all, I wouldn't want to waste my last few lives on pointless posts!

Oh f*ck.
 
/me pushes El_Chi over the boundary and into the 800 posts section. Waits to see if anything happens.
 
I haven't a clue, it doubt it is.... Combine is 1000 :p

/me holds a sham election, reelecting myself :p
 
/me takes a small, plastic lawnmower, beats thenerdguy over the head with it several times :p
 
Originally posted by Majestic XII
Oh, look at my postcount....teh horror! (im sooo sad :D)
Click to expand...


Huh? Whats wrong with it?


Anyway


MrBadger cant shoot an AK..but i can

*BANG**BANG*
*POW*

Uh...

Hmmm. Why arent you falling dead on the floor?
 
Originally posted by Farrowlesparrow
Huh? Whats wrong with it?


Anyway


MrBadger cant shoot an AK..but i can

*BANG**BANG*
*POW*

Uh...

Hmmm. Why arent you falling dead on the floor?
Click to expand...

I dont have a über high postcount like everyone else :)
 
Oh, i thought you meant something completely different...Nevermind.


i was supposed to stop posting at 1800 for so me and badger could get to 2000 together. oh well.
 
<El_Chi dances a cautious jig>
And by the way, I'm Comrade General Chihuahua... Just so you know. But I suppose there is no leader in this place. No pecking order. We are power-sharing... All equals. Yes.
<ComradeChihuahua eyes Comrade Badger VERY shiftily indeed>
No, really.
 
thenerdguy thinks of something witty to say. roses are red viloets are blue im so good looking what happened to you?

Not very good. HHMmmm How about this one.
Life is like toliet paper. It can be long and usefull. Or short and crappy.

thenerdguy smacks El_chi with a brick.
 
Originally posted by thenerdguy
thenerdguy smacks El_chi with a brick.
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<El_Comrade rejoices at not being Combine by beating the crap out of the nerd guy with a solid cast-iron bust of Lenin whilst strangling him with an inflatable sex toy>



Wow, me and Mr. Loaf must've posted seconds apart... Wow.
 
/me takes that brick and smacks thenerdguy with it. :p:LOL:


Edit: Mr. Loaf? LMAO at that......Sounds like I'm a turd....:LOL:
 
thenerdguy slapps Rabidmeatloaf with a waterr balloon.
thenerdguy wonders why El_Chi has Lenin's bust. You must be one big sicko perv.
 
Why are you hucking a brick? You are the nasty perv. All the little kids are here and you have to huck a brick. Shame on you!
 
/me grabs the bust of Lenin off thenerdguy and beats him while saying

thou shalt not disgrace our glorious communist leader

(a bust is a small statue of his head... wierdo)
 
/me enters the arena again.

p|-|33r /\/\y L33T SkiL|_z

My post count is so low. It is rather sad for a May person.

And what do you mean Farrow, thought about stop posting?
 
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