The Arena

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/me begins melting and dieing
"no you have found my weakness!!!!!!"
/me starts to laugh
"just kidding!"
/me mourns the destruction of his stonesword, and makes a new one that is immune to diamond tipped saws. he then kills mitoboy and camps at spawn to kill him again.
 
/me respwans in a differnt place behind TDW.

/me takes out his SPAS-12 shotgun and presses it up against TDW's head.

More than one spawn point.... n00b.

/me blasts TDW's head off, grey matter and fragments of the skull gave a nice design to the floor.

/me runs for it.

Wait one more thing.

TDW do you consider yourself a type of 'God'?
 
/me stands and admires the nice patterns taht TDW made upon the floor

oh yer i'm dead

/me is dead......
 
/me does dance because he's been revived.....

/me does another dance on Mitoboys corpse...

what do you mean i have to kill him first.....oh ok...

/me closes lines the running mitoboy, shoots him through the head with a frozen pea and dance upon Mitoboy's corpse.....
 
/me watches as [Hunter]Ridic nukes the world 8 times....

well thats not nice, you could of nuked the Arena instead ;)

/me kills [Hunter]Ridic with a rusty knife and dances around on his grave siniging "Hallelujah"
 
/me is now dead on the floor.
"Hahahah!"
/me rises out of the ground in front of Mitoboy.
"Fool, my body is jus a shell with which I use to carry out my goals!"
/me plunges his hand into mitoboy an rips out his heart. he then feeds the heart to his minions.
 
Hey hunter, You're around 30 pages (if you have it set 40 post to a page) late.
 
i dont know what were doing, just though id upper my post count by 1
 
/me kills someone
/me isnt sure who is alive, and dead, we should do a head count

Im alive... last time i checked anyway...
 
/me kills [Hunter]Ridic once agian for the utter lack of useless violence, this time with a hedgehog :flame:
 
/me is god now since this is his 1000th post!

Woot, my 1000th post is in The Arena!
 
LOL I missed about 5 pages just overnight :p

/me whacks a crowbar round nw's head
 
/me puts a glass stick in theneder's penis hole and breaks it

Now... you stop
 
<El_Chi is horrified but concurs that he probably had it coming>
A decision that came after missing maaaannny pages. Bugger it, he was rude to Sam & Max... Although Max did try to kill him with a fire extinguisher. Meh.
 
/me arrests the Arena on made up charges

/me puts on show trial

/me executes all in the Arena

/me denies the Arena's exsistence

/me shoots anyone talking about the Arena

/me realises he is in the Arena too

/me dies
 
/me comes into the newly built Arena...

Funny looks like the old one.

Anyway, lets get down to buisness :naughty:

/me finds the demonwithin's weakness and wipes him from existance with it...


Well, that was easy. Now then, whoes next?
 
<El_Chi watches ComradeBadger stealing his jokes>
Oi! You cheeky bastard! You are NOT going to requisition my jokes and re-distribute it amongst yourself (yes singular)
<El_Chi denounces ComradeBadger once again and follows the procedure of show trial ---> execution ---> denial of existence and deletion of records a la Ministry ofTruth>
 
Not only have I re-distributed your jokes among the glorious workers, I have increased Grain Yields by 303% !

/me avoids Farrow as he 'gets down to buisness'
 
/me calls the KGB

Yeah, thats right, you can't miss him, he's bright yellow

/me sits back and smiles, ignoring the swatting of paper :)
 
<El_Chi calls the NKVD>
THOSE are the ones you REALLY need to worry about.
<The NKVD come in the middle of the night and Comrade Badger never was>
 
The NKVD were the Stalinist Secret Police. I'm pretty sure that NKVD stood for nothing in particular, he just chose that name because he thought it sounded ominous.
But they were veeeerrry dangerous. Their head pretty much instigated the Great Terror.
 
/me respawns

/me suggests that Communists should fight the common enemy, not each other

/me suggests we take on the western world
 
/me begins pouring money into the Weapons and Space programs

just for old times sake:

/me boots Login_here in the MP5

:LOL:
 
/me shoots tdw with tubby custard muhaha ull never survive
/me blockades cuba before the inediable happens (sp)
 
/me never put weapons on cuba

/me put them on Iceland

:LOL:
whahahahaha

beat that stupid american pig-dogs
 
but you use windows Xp to power your super computers. thenerdguy uploads 2000000000000000000000000 worms to badgers super computers Hard Drive through a back door that the micro soft team letf unlocked. :)
 
/me walks around in slow motion, due to hl2.net being so slow.........

/me realises that probably 20 posts have been made while he's been attempting to post this....

/me takes his time and beats ComradeBadger and Comrade_generalEl_Chi both to death this a loose woman......
 
Erm, us Communists don't use Windows... we use Our Glorious Stalin's OS Mark 4.... so there

/me denies the exsistance of OS Mark 4

/me dies from Stone's beating

/me is entombed

/me respawns

Must Crush Capitalism... rrrggrrr
 
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