Things that piss you off

I once had an orange bill for 500 quid when I was 16.

I did cry.
 
The worst I managed was like 180 quid, when I was in hospital a few months back. It took me completely by surprise to look in my account and see the direct debit had gone out for that amount.
Last thing I needed with no income until last week!
 
I found out another one:
People who can't use the gears properly. I mean seriously, they go in the 4th gear in when driving at 120 km/h, or they accelerate to 60 km/h before going to the 5th gear, and then they accelerate the remaining 50 km/h in that gear. It pisses me off.
 
I really depise people who eat loudly. THAT pisses me off for some unexplainable reason.

Loud chewing, pointless slurping - just knock it off. Didn't anyone teach these ****s to eat normally?
 
Cormeh said:
I really depise people who eat loudly. THAT pisses me off for some unexplainable reason.

Loud chewing, pointless slurping - just knock it off. Didn't anyone teach these ****s to eat normally?
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By the way, we're not going to dinner tonight.
/cry
 
toaster-chan said:
One time I meant to shift down to fourth but I kind of gerried it and totally missed fourth and went straight into second and I was just like "...damn" because I didn't know I sucked so much at driving and I felt really bad about myself after that.

True story, it happened.
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Did anything bad happen?
I don't drive, you see, but if you did that on a motorbike you'd take a trip to casualty or the morgue...
 
toaster-chan said:
Well, I went from like 60 mph to about 20, and I swore quite a bit, but luckily the road was pretty clear and no one was directly behind me. I probably took about ten years off the life of the clutch, though.

I wish I had an automatic ;_;
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Yeah I'll say. I'm amazed it didn't go spinning off the road and into the nearest hedge. I've had rear wheel slides in the wet on several occassions from shifting down just one gear without blipping the throttle.
 
toaster-chan said:
Ummmm are you being serious? Man I'm going to end up feeling so stupid if I end up falling for a troll post :< But if you are being serious I can't pass this shit up.

BUT ANYWAY UHM SEE the idea is that over history, women haven't been given the same opportunities as men, and feminism aims to fix that. The reason there's no movement for men's rights is that men have always had the rights that women are just recently (as in the past century) getting. It's not to give women more rights than men, or to take away men's rights; it's to give women the rights that they've been denied over history, and thus put them on an equal playing field with men.

Granted, the need to for a feminist movement in this country is not as great as it was fifty years ago. However, there are aspects of our society that are still streaked with misogyny, and that shit ain't cool, bro.
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Of course I wasn't being serious. Though it is true that a movement with a name as stupid as masculinist would be called sexist. TBH the feminist movement is pretty much redundant in the west. Woman have all the same rights as men do (except for a few things like maternity/paternity leave which tend to be different). Sure, there are still sexist morons, but there will always be retards, sexists and racists no matter how many bras you burn :p
 
Making the roach too tight so you gotta bust a lung toking on the J.
 
Stoners who talk about getting stoned.

[Edit] This includes slang words such as "toking" "J" and... "bust a lung"

;)
 
A few more,

- General Studies Exams.
- Upon completion of a General Studies Exam, listening to the morons that found it difficult.
- People that drive right up my arse just because I'm a learner. I'm pretty sure that's why they do it!
- My Alarm clock that has a 'Snooze' timer of 9 minutes.
- People who constantly correct the teacher.

PS: I went from 5th to 2nd today, the engine just screams, but then it was fine.
 
People who are jealous of others who have weed and so attempt to lower their status by referring them stoners in the context that being stoned is in any way a negative thing.

Jus'...like... chill... yeah....
 
neptuneuk said:
People who are jealous of others who have weed and so attempt to lower their status by referring them stoners in the context that being stoned is in any way a negative thing.

Jus'...like... chill... yeah....
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I think you have a severely inflated ego. If you think we're jealous of you getting pointlessly wasted then you have more problems than dead brain cells.
 
As a market stall trader, the following things get my back up:

1. People giving me "advice" on how to run things.
I can't count the number of times I've had unfunny, thoroughly uninspired pillocks tell me what designs and slogans I should have on my t-shirts.
"You know, you should do a t-shirt that says [insert terrible idea here] - I'd buy it!"
a)you're essentially being a back-seat driver and everyone knows they're wankers; b) your ideas suck, that's why I'm designing, making and selling things and you're not; c) even if I did have that you still wouldn't buy it because you're a tight wad prick.

2. People who look at a t-shirt (or indeed any product) and say "Oh my God that would be so perfect for Dave!"
They will then invariably walk off and not buy it. Quite why they hate Dave so much I don't know. Bastards.

3. Over-confident hagglers.
"How much is that?"
"That's ?15."
"I'll give you ten for it."
"I'm sorry - it's ?15."
"Yeah but it's a market: you have to haggle."
You know what? I have to do just about sweet f*ck all. In fact, if I want to I can choose not to sell you this t-shirt at all.
I admire your guile for awarding yourself a whole third off for simply being, but it ain't happening. Do a little dance or something and then maybe we can talk.

One of my fellow traders adds c*nt tax: if someone's being a nasty old C-word, they get taxed.
"How much is that?"
"That's ?15."
"I'll give you ten for it."
"?17."
"But you said ?15...?"
"Yeah the price went up because you're being a c*nt, so I'm adding on c*nt tax."
Amazingly, this sometimes works and people still buy it.

4. The large number of people who wouldn't know a quality product if it walked up to them, politely introduced itself, made them a cup of tea and then cock-slapped them whilst screaming "I AM A QUALITY PRODUCT" at the top of its metaphorical lungs.
These people are also unfamiliar with the concept of getting-what-you-pay-for. If something's dirt cheap, it's a safe bet that many a cost was cut at various points of its production, and vice versa.

5. The reaction many people give to me saying "Hello, how can I help you?" Some people seem to hear me saying "Excuse me, can you move the f*ck away from my stall please?"
It's. Called. Banter.

6. People who look down on you because you're a market stall trader.
The amount of times I've had people say/do something or just act in a certain way that is frankly impolite/uncalled for is stupid. What gets me most about this is that if I was doing the exact same thing in a small shop rather than on a stall, their attitude would be completely different.
Manners cost nothing.

7. Anyone who says "Well I could do that at home" about my stuff.
You know what? F*ck off home and do it then. If you really think you can do a better job then good luck to you.
Go to a builder and, upon being told the price for some work, exclaim that you could do it yourself and see just how much the builder cares.
It's basically the same thing.


On the plus side, running your own stall selling your own produce is a gooood feeling.
I enjoy it really.

riomhaire said:
TBH the feminist movement is pretty much redundant in the west. Woman have all the same rights as men do (except for a few things like maternity/paternity leave which tend to be different). Sure, there are still sexist morons, but there will always be retards, sexists and racists no matter how many bras you burn :p
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Unfortunately this is not the case. In theory, women shouyld be legal equals (although even this is debatable) but in practise they are still discriminated against and vastly stigmatised.
Feminism in the West at the moment isn't about getting the vote or the right to wear trousers, it's about being respected as equal human beings.
I know what you're getting at, but sadly it simply isn't the case.

Stigmata said:
Houndini: If it makes you feel better, I, unlike Chi, have got actual reasons to dislike you.

1) You're abrasive and not particularly insightful or intelligent.

That's pretty much it, actually.
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Actually that was pretty much my reasoning too...
 
Houndini.

I bet three points this has been said already.
 
Yippies. Or 'Young Professional Hippies'. Hopelessly Upper Middle Class Twenty-somethings who attend semi-prestigious Universities to tick the 'Spent 3 Years being Environmentally and Socially Conscious' box before sodding off back to London and that job that their Daddy was always going to pull strings to get them anyway.

True they're pretty harmless, because even when they're not hot-boxing in their hermetically sealed living rooms (see: Environmental and Social applications of smoking Weed), you can pretty easily ignore their Enviro-rants in the student newspaper and they're usually too busy pretending to be poor for you to actually meet them... but since the University system is essentially a lucrative money-spinning machine with these loaded bastards at the centre, I can't help but want to choke most of them with their psuedo-conscious BS whilst the debt piles up and I gain the ever increasing impression that University in Britain is a compulsory tax on f**kwadism.

Apart from them, I get along just fine with everybody. Honest.

Edit:
Oh except Feminists.

Ok, so I don't hate feminists, but it gets my back up that the most prominent examples of vocal Feminism can be found in arts criticism. Girls, if you want to challenge the Patriarchy, become a Scientist or a Politician or an Engineer. DON'T hole yourself up in a 'Room of One's Own' and devote your life to getting cock-slapped and indignant in essays about great men and their centuries old crimes of Misogyny. It achieves nothing, and just makes you look like a sad and angry person in the eyes of the Women who're actually capable of clawing their way past the Phallocentricity you can only see in metaphors in other people's fiction.
 
I thought of one. People who say "The book was better." when talking about movies.

NO ****ING SHIT. Not only did the book have several times the length to develop the story, but it didnt require the collaborative efforts of hundreds of people who make small mistakes. In a book theres three people involved in the experience, the author, the editor, and you. You imagine everything how you want it to be, and thus it is as perfect as possible. So no ****ing shit the movie isnt as perfect as you imagined it would be.

Also, I get pissed off when someone reads a book because the movie just came out, or just before it comes out, just so they can say "I liked the book better." **** you, thats retarded. And I know you do it for that reason, you're not fooling anyone.
 
  • Politians
  • Captain King
  • Rachael Ray
  • The View
  • Any Reality TV shows
  • People that know waaayyy to much stuff.
 
Sniper's in TF2 that are way too good.

Bitching in forums

Parasites such as eye-worms that send infants blind

Rejection
 
Democrats, Republicans, Globalists, Supremacists, liberals, communists, fascists, Socialists, and Hugh Jackman.
 
PvtRyan said:
- WIND! ARGHHHFGHGDFJGNDKJGNDFJGNDG,JNDG,JDGN,DGNDF,GNJDF,GNDGDJNFSHFGSDJFHBSDJFVSDGFS

- What Samon said.
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I ****in HATE wind. (serious)

I also hate what Samon said as well, good call. (joke)

The wind pisses me off so much, I don't remember what I was gonna put here.
My friend that thinks he's better than everyone pisses me off sometimes.

Spilling gear oil all over my garage floor pissed me off today.
 
The heat. Christ, I can barely sleep at the moment, even with the covers off.
 
Krynn72 said:
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Also, I get pissed off when someone reads a book because the movie just came out, or just before it comes out, just so they can say "I liked the book better." **** you, thats retarded. And I know you do it for that reason, you're not fooling anyone.
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Lols, that's the first time you use an apostrophe in a while.

:p

But I get what you mean. Filmmaking is, focusing on the big picture, composed of hundreds of people making an effort towards a common goal. So is writing a book, but on a much less complicated scale.

Another:

Those who use intelligence to demean others. It's no different than a 5 year old fat guy picking on the smaller guy. Also, e-bullying.
 
Nothing really bothers me, I learn to let most things go because it doesn't really matter. These are people I generally avoid though . . .
  • People who make vast generalizations about people who make vast generalizations.
  • People who pretend to be smart, but have no idea what they're talking about.
  • Stupid people, artsy people, and people who make decisions based on feelings.
  • Excessively selfish people.
  • People who get angry far too easily
  • Arrogant people who have nothing to be arrogant about
 
Nothing. I'm a totally laid back person.

So just chill, dude... :cool:
 
Mosquitoes

God Damn, Evolution, Why Do They Exiiissstttt-
 
toaster-chan said:
Well, I went from like 60 mph to about 20, and I swore quite a bit, but luckily the road was pretty clear and no one was directly behind me. I probably took about ten years off the life of the clutch, though.

I wish I had an automatic ;_;
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I'm quite suprised you actually managed to get it into the 2nd gear in the first place when driving at 60 mph.
 
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