Things you usually don't tell anyone

I actually sometimes think Richard Bacon is kinda cool.
 
-I once accidantly killed a girl.
We were with a schooltrip swimming in a pool, now you had one side that was deep and one that was shallow for kids who couldn't swim. Now me and some otherr guy were diving, and would just come up below people and scare the shit our of them, now there was this one girl on a( you know like a inflated matrass), I came from underneath, pushed her of it to have some fun. But then she started screaming, and calling help. Now untill now I'm innocent, cause how was I to know she didn't know hpw to swim when she was in the deep area. But once she began screaming, I got scared and swam quickly away, and a lifeguard had to save her. Until this day i feel so ashamed of myself, after that event I didn't eat for atleast 3 days.

There is probably a lot more, but I have so much traumas that I have long since begun to surpress them, hell I even surpress normal memories thease days.
 
I used to be a professional drug dealer!
 
Grey Fox said:
-I once accidantly killed a girl.
We were with a schooltrip swimming in a pool, now you had one side that was deep and one that was shallow for kids who couldn't swim. Now me and some otherr guy were diving, and would just come up below people and scare the shit our of them, now there was this one girl on a( you know like a inflated matrass), I came from underneath, pushed her of it to have some fun. But then she started screaming, and calling help. Now untill now I'm innocent, cause how was I to know she didn't know hpw to swim when she was in the deep area. But once she began screaming, I got scared and swam quickly away, and a lifeguard had to save her. Until this day i feel so ashamed of myself, after that event I didn't eat for atleast 3 days.

There is probably a lot more, but I have so much traumas that I have long since begun to surpress them, hell I even surpress normal memories thease days.

:O

Wait so did she actually die? Because you said the lifeguard had to save her...
 
My dad has almost killed me countless times (he is a very bad driver)
My mom has almost killed me several times (see above)
I have almost killed me several times by accident (drinking-jabbed in neck with large stick-etc.)
 
The lifeguard managed to save her, she was fine, the pool was pretty crowded, she was just scared. But the thing is, why the hell was I such a wuss, I mean normally I'm not, i have saved my fiends life more then 5 time snow, but then I just swam very scared away.
 
I suppress all memeories that dont involve computer games because it is futile to rember something that im not going to talk about on here

o yea

i Do too much art im obsessive compulsive must do more sketchbook 80 , 80 a3 pages of work for a AS level in art and my teacher stillw ants fokin more!!! aaaaahhhhh im gunan sue omg ogmog

EDIT : ike, i jsut went mad
 
Well a couple more things of mine..

About 3 years ago I was very depressed, I had the shittiest friends ever, they always mistreated me, and my only precious thing was my dog.. one night I saw him sitting on a chair and struggling to breath.. later that night he started puking blood, and I stayed up all night to take care of him till my mom takes him to the vet.. about at 8am my mom took him to the vet, and I went to school.. at around 11 I suddenly see my mom at school crying.. I knew what happened, and we drove to the vet, to see my dog for the last time.. I cried there for about an hour..

we came home, and since then I was even more depressed for about half a year.. anyway the day after it happened a "friend" of mine made fun of him dying, going "hehehe your dog is dead hehehe".. I wanted to beat the crap out of him the second I heard him saying it, but I held myself.. weeks after it happened I daydreamed about how I murder the so-called friend, how I sneak up behind him in some dark street corner, and stab him in the neck, then run the hell back home, and bury the knife somewhere..

I had it all planned in my head :|
 
- I hardly ever talk to the shop keeper at the local dairy apart from three things - "Hey", "Thanks" and "See ya". He seems like a nice guy, there's just never anything to talk about and it's really freakin awkward. I talk to the woman in the bakery just across from him a bit, even though I don't think she likes me. A few times I've gone into the dairy with heaps of bags of donuts and crap from the bakery just to get a bottle of drink (the bakery has a fridge but it's never properly cooled), is that rude? He kind of gave me the evils when I did it just now...
 
I talk to myself almost constantly; imitate voices, or say random quotes that go with the situation.
 
i killed osama bin laden, i admit it!
hmm

i actually dont have any big secrets to hold from you guys... lol, sorreh :D
 
JunkieXL said:
Well a couple more things of mine..

About 3 years ago I was very depressed, I had the shittiest friends ever, they always mistreated me, and my only precious thing was my dog.. one night I saw him sitting on a chair and struggling to breath.. later that night he started puking blood, and I stayed up all night to take care of him till my mom takes him to the vet.. about at 8am my mom took him to the vet, and I went to school.. at around 11 I suddenly see my mom at school crying.. I knew what happened, and we drove to the vet, to see my dog for the last time.. I cried there for about an hour..

we came home, and since then I was even more depressed for about half a year.. anyway the day after it happened a "friend" of mine made fun of him dying, going "hehehe your dog is dead hehehe".. I wanted to beat the crap out of him the second I heard him saying it, but I held myself.. weeks after it happened I daydreamed about how I murder the so-called friend, how I sneak up behind him in some dark street corner, and stab him in the neck, then run the hell back home, and bury the knife somewhere..

I had it all planned in my head :|

If only everyone would hang out in dark alleys...life would be so easy. I think about killing people all the time, and the best way to do it is with some bear mace at night! Bear mace can shoot up to 30 feet so the victim will never see you...err did I say kill? I meant rape.
 
Someone mentioned laughing when the towers got hit by airplanes,
Well I laughed at the people jumping out the windows, and I dont even feel guilty.
 
Kommie said:
Someone mentioned laughing when the towers got hit by airplanes,
Well I laughed at the people jumping out the windows, and I dont even feel guilty.
They jumped to their deaths instead of burning to death....
 
nothing about 9/11 was funny :/.

even tho the arabs in the middle east were laughing, and building to sand towers (shaped like WTC) and kicked them down. :mad:
 
I'm only a Christian cuz i think the music kicks ass.

And anyone that said 12 year olds are hot..
Its cuz they are.
 
;(

-Today in U.S. History class, my teacher was in the middle of my row. I was going to turn in an assignment, so I said, "Excuse me" she was talking to another student and she was like doing some weird shit, think she was dancing or trying too... so I walk behind and like her ass went on my dick. I am talking UBER rubbage on the pen0r. Like we then were doing a brief review, and like there's rows on one side of the class and like a row on the other, so like half the class would face each other. Like there's the front and back, so usually she's lecturing in the front, but no... today she lectured in the back, and she was right next to me! Like OMG, should I hit?!?!? :O She's pretty hot too! But she's like 34.
 
ailevation said:
;(

-Today in U.S. History class, my teacher was in the middle of my row. I was going to turn in an assignment, so I said, "Excuse me" she was talking to another student and she was like doing some weird shit, think she was dancing or trying too... so I walk behind and like her ass went on my dick. I am talking UBER rubbage on the pen0r. Like we then were doing a brief review, and like there's rows on one side of the class and like a row on the other, so like half the class would face each other. Like there's the front and back, so usually she's lecturing in the front, but no... today she lectured in the back, and she was right next to me! Like OMG, should I hit?!?!? :O She's pretty hot too! But she's like 34.

If it's hot, go for it

Anyways..I sometimes touch myself while a old man watches.

Often i 'wave a hand' at things ("the force" style) to make them go my way. Works great in fact.

I do that too :D

I talk to myself almost constantly; imitate voices, or say random quotes that go with the situation

That too....

Oh, and one time I dookied in a pool when I was 7 or 8 when I was at a friends birthday party
 
Dalamari said:
If it's hot, go for it

Anyways..I sometimes touch myself while a old man watches.



I do that too :D



That too....

Oh, and one time I dookied in a pool when I was 7 or 8 when I was at a friends birthday party


:naughty: I was having fantasies about her and stuff. Damn these raging hormones! Haha! I'm dead serious though!
 
Pureball said:
- always pretend ill get through exams as i cant be bothered to revise
- do c/wk around 2 days before hand in date...hmm should stop doing that :(
- cant be bothered to have a gf as id rather not be forced to do things i dont want to do.
- i HATE all americans and think they should all be shot
- i want to kill my mother sometimes
- laughed at the 2 towers and screamed 'they deserved it' during an RE debate (about the american deaths)...didnt go down too well
- dumped an almost gf to try and be with someone else
- not bothered about a relationship, just want some :devil:
- pretend to listen and care about girls and their feelings, play that 'you're such a sweet listener' card, easier to seduce them then lol.
- im £645 in debt to my parents for paintball gear
- cant be bothered with a job when i leave school/uni, just want to play paintball and play on my pc (god im so sad)
- am pretty much in love with my best mate's gf...mind u if u saw her you wouldnt blame me :D
- am attracted to my cousin

isnt life great??
Don't follow what you see on TV, Americans aren't really how they are portrayed in media, especially overseas.
So you think I should be shot?

I don't follow mass stereotypes shoved in my face through media, neither should anyone here.
 
Ikerous said:
If i werent american; i'd prolly wanna kill us too

I don't even know how to respond to that. Heh.

But seriously, who all here HONESTLY thought 9/11 was funny?

I don't blame you if you thought it was funny. Whatever your reasons are. Maybe you hate Americans, maybe you just thought it was plain funny. I can't be mad. You weren't here. I ask you, what makes a normal-average person, decide they want to jump out of a 100 story building in less than 10 seconds? Is that comprehensible? WHAT could POSSIBLY sway your entire being from a good mood, to wanting to kill yourself in 10 seconds? I'll never know. And hopefully, I'll never feel it. I don't think any of us will know. But they did. So as long as we're all ignorant, looking in, it's funny. (Not to me, but maybe to others.)

At least, that's my theory. But I can't bring myself to be mad at anyone who thought 9/11 was funny, while I have a bet on 200k with the Tsunami. Poor bastards. I'd send relief money if I was older than 18.
 
I don't see how you could think 9/11 was funny, uless you also thought the tsunamis and the holocaust were funny too....
 
AzzMan said:
I don't see how you could think 9/11 was funny, uless you also thought the tsunamis and the holocaust were funny too....

I don't think any of that is funny.
 
KERBEROS ! ...secrets!

  1. I' m whipped. Most of the time. To the point, if someone five years older or younger then me asked if I wanted to participate in any kind of sexual activity; ... I'd do it. [95% of the time, I'd do it with males. Women ... well ... they're fun ... but they're not ... that ... you know. Fun.]
  2. I dont keep Girlfriends too well. They often think I'll be like every other boy and make the first move. **** that -- Girl's get pregnant; and most women dont get the idea of being screwed in teh butt. Plus, some girls intentionally want to get pregnant off guys they're afriad they might loose -- so ... no. Not going for that. Guys dont get Pregnant ... and they can have boobs. :D
  3. I used to not be a racist -- that is, until I moved down from the North, and came to the Carolina's. Talk about culture shock; nearly everyone was either racist or on high racial tension. I' m not deliberately racist -- its just I suspect racist things of people.

    ... does that make sense?
  4. I've masterbated twice in a nearly fully loaded car -- my dad in the front side passenger seat, my mom driving. Course, this was after swim practise; and at night. I had to "act like I was doing something whilst a street light passed over head".
  5. I've also masterbated with lots of friends in some very interesting places -- a loaded van; we were in the back ... yea, so I've gone over im very ... sexuallifiedly active.
  6. I secretly want to be the next Fuehrer of the world -- however, I want to be a good one.
  7. I dont hold personal vendetta's against people -- unless I know I can get away with it.
  8. When I was 12, I used to walk around the house wearing nothing but a T-Shirt. Thats it. In front of my sister, and my mom. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
  9. I look at Porn. Lots of it. I prefer guys with big tongues. K, I'm stopping now.
 
Top Secret said:
I don't even know how to respond to that. Heh.

But seriously, who all here HONESTLY thought 9/11 was funny?

I don't blame you if you thought it was funny. Whatever your reasons are. Maybe you hate Americans, maybe you just thought it was plain funny. I can't be mad. You weren't here. I ask you, what makes a normal-average person, decide they want to jump out of a 100 story building in less than 10 seconds? Is that comprehensible? WHAT could POSSIBLY sway your entire being from a good mood, to wanting to kill yourself in 10 seconds? I'll never know. And hopefully, I'll never feel it. I don't think any of us will know. But they did. So as long as we're all ignorant, looking in, it's funny. (Not to me, but maybe to others.)

At least, that's my theory. But I can't bring myself to be mad at anyone who thought 9/11 was funny, while I have a bet on 200k with the Tsunami. Poor bastards. I'd send relief money if I was older than 18.

ok i can see this turning into a debate-come-flame war but:

think of ALL the innocent slaughtering of civilians in Iran and Iraq, just so that America could be praised as the world's no.1 superpower...bollocks to the 'rid the world of tirany and oppresion, and we do not not negotiate with terrorists...now watch this drive' (hehe love that film). constant bombing and war in those countries, and the amount of people fighting, dying and suffering for their country is uncountable. all for bloody oil to fuel the USA's machine.

now, i DID laugh at 9/11. and thats honest. i thought it was great. 2 people lost their lives (the iraqi pilots) and brought the world's 'superpower' to its knees in a matter of minutes. and THEN the USA have the nerver to go to war = even more unnecessary killing. sorry guys, but shove it. US deserverd it. all the middle-east killing compared to two towers of people arent enough to start a war over. bush can die a horrible death of some kind...

soz if ive offended anyone, and i DONT want to start a flame war. but this IS a thread where you say things you dont usually say :D, so im just telling my opinion thats all
 
Dude... More than two people lost their lives in the 9/11... There were tons of people onboard their planes, on one plane there were 3 kids going on an educational trip, and Frasier and Cheers producer was also aboard that plane, a family with their 3 year old kid... If you thought that was great, then you're sick, I did think the 9/11 was great in ONE perspective, not the people that died, but the fact that it showed the USA that they AREN'T -invincible- and that they can be damaged, if not from the outside then from the inside of the country.
But all the innocent people in the WTC and planes that die certainly didn't deserve it...
 
Pureball said:
ok i can see this turning into a debate-come-flame war but:

think of ALL the innocent slaughtering of civilians in Iran and Iraq, just so that America could be praised as the world's no.1 superpower...bollocks to the 'rid the world of tirany and oppresion, and we do not not negotiate with terrorists...now watch this drive' (hehe love that film). constant bombing and war in those countries, and the amount of people fighting, dying and suffering for their country is uncountable. all for bloody oil to fuel the USA's machine.

now, i DID laugh at 9/11. and thats honest. i thought it was great. 2 people lost their lives (the iraqi pilots) and brought the world's 'superpower' to its knees in a matter of minutes. and THEN the USA have the nerver to go to war = even more unnecessary killing. sorry guys, but shove it. US deserverd it. all the middle-east killing compared to two towers of people arent enough to start a war over. bush can die a horrible death of some kind...

soz if ive offended anyone, and i DONT want to start a flame war. but this IS a thread where you say things you dont usually say :D, so im just telling my opinion thats all

There's so much wrong with that, I don't even know where to begin.

Laughing at that is like like laughing at the people who had the misfortune to be tossed into the woodchippers that saddam used to kill his people, and their families who were later executed. It's like laughing at the thousands of people gassed In iraq and iran by either side, or the countless of other horrible things done to innocent people over the timeline of history. Its similiar to you bursting out in raucous, giddy laughter after thousands of innocent civilians became bombing victims in Iraq during the war, whether from american planes or terrorists. It's even comparable to you cracking a smile at the thought of the tens of thousands of innocent babies and children spending the last moments of their lives in south and southeast asia during the tsunami struggling to breathe underneath the water that carried them away, only to suck in the very liquid that sustains life and caused their death.

The gall that you have to laugh at the people who were simply in the wrong place at the wrong time, who probably led honest lives working in the building that promoted the world's economy to feed their families, only to be the victims of a terrorist attack, sickens me.

You may have some issues with the united states, hate it even, but where do you get off thinking its legitimate to feel happy because innocent people died? People who when killed, left babies and children without fathers or mothers, brothers without sisters, sisters without brothers, parents without their children? These were innocent people, and no matter WHAT your views on the united states or any other country, innocent people surely do not deserve such unnatural and horrible death only to be laughed at by their fellow man.

No action justifies the deaths of innocents, in any country, in any situation and whether you'd like to believe it or not, these people had nothing to do with the reasons that the united states was hated. They were simply citizens.

You have no compassion in your heart, nor any inkling of humanity coursing through your veins, and if anybody on this earth deserves such a horrible death, it's those who laugh when innocents are killed.

I am done.
 
Raziaar said:
No action justifies the deaths of innocents, in any country, in any situation and whether you'd like to believe it or not, these people had nothing to do with the reasons that the united states was hated. They were simply citizens.
In-****ing-deed...
Sure if they killed President Bushor whatever, but hundreds of innocents just to get their message through?
That's s-i-c-k...
The only problem tho is that I've seen alot of hate grow against muslims(Atleast here where I live) after 9/11 :\
I also see muslims in school being outfrozen because stupid racists are using 9/11 to spread propaganda like all muslims want to kill christians and rape our women(WTF?) :|
It's so sad that people take advantage of such sad things only for their own gain, like recently here this 14 year old kid was killed by some muslim kids because he "dressed" like a nazi(He didn't have any signs or such tho), when they asked him if he was a nazi he didn't answer, one of the muslim kids then cut him to death, after that, suddenly all these nazi groups used that as an -excuse- to beat the crap outa muslims and demonstrate against'em etc.:|
God I hate people like that...
 
CTTcrew_MrBlue said:
Your really not a nice person at all.

Im not the best looking person in the world but I would much rather "cry myself to death" being you then not being ugly.

Actually I'm one of the nicest people you could get to know. The "cry myself to death if I were an ugly person" refers to me; I could give two licks whether or not someone else is ugly. It's just that I have to live with my looks...not anybody else's looks. Most of my friends are average to below average-looking guys, and I hang out with them because they're my friends and I enjoy their company. I'm a really nice encouraging guy to almost everybody, and the only time I laugh at ugly people is when I'm looking at people on Hot or Not, Cosplay.com, Cliff Yablonski, Fat Chicks in Party Hats, /b, ugly people on TV, ugly people on the street, uh...wait where was I going with this? :p

Anyway here's some more:

- I love internet drama, especially on forums. I can think of almost no greater joy than putting someone in their place on the intarweb.

- When 9/11 happened, I was asleep, and my friend called me up and he wuz liek, "zOMG Emp (short for Emperor), terrorists attacked the Twin Towers!"
"The what?"
"The Twin Towers, man! Blah blah blah something about business centers; they crashed planes into it!"
"So?"
"SO?! People are dead! This is the first we've been attacked on American soil!"
"...Ok."
*me rolls over and goes back to sleep*

- I laugh at the WTC "Jumper" trading cards. It's a damn shame nobody tried to like, take a table and surf down the WTC on top of it. That would've been a ballsy card to have a rookie of.

- One of my goals in life is to see every perversion of man. The internet is helping me do so.

- As a result of that above one, I am desensitized to damn near everything someone could show me. I've seen shit that'd make a grown man cry, but I'm just like, "Meh."

- I enjoy making ex-girlfriends and friends' girlfriends uncomfortable by acting sexy around them. I'll do it right in front of my friends too, but subtly so only the girls would get it. I'd never betray a friend, but man it's funny to watch them squirm, especially when they had crushes on me.

- I hate drinking because it tastes horrible and I can't get drunk. At all. I don't know whether it's because of my half-Irish blood or what but I've downed two bottles of vodka, a couple coronas, eleven shots of rum, and a Colorado bulldog, and I felt absolutely nothing. This was at my cousin's party and him and all his Mexican friends were smashed, asleep or passed out, and I went for a walk 'cause I was bored as hell.
 
- I hate drinking because it tastes horrible and I can't get drunk. At all. I don't know whether it's because of my half-Irish blood or what but I've downed two bottles of vodka, a couple coronas, eleven shots of rum, and a Colorado bulldog, and I felt absolutely nothing. This was at my cousin's party and him and all his Mexican friends were smashed, asleep or passed out, and I went for a walk 'cause I was bored as hell.

I wouldn't think that'd even be possible.

Besides, isn't that enough alcohol to get alcohol poisoning? If so, I don't believe you :-P
 
Beats me. I actually stopped because I didn't want to get alchohol poisoning, and it just wasn't working. It's true though...I know you can't believe me from anyone else on the internet, but like I always say, got no reason to lie. Impressing people on the internet isn't very rewarding.

If I were a D&D character I think I'd have a constitution of 25.

(Constitution is what makes you impervious to drink, and there's no way to ever get over 18 unless you're a cheater.

Lol D&D nerd lol. Oh hay does this count as something I don't tell people?!)
 
Darkside55 said:
If I were a D&D character I think I'd have a constitution of 25.

(Constitution is what makes you impervious to drink, and there's no way to ever get over 18 unless you're a cheater.

Lol D&D nerd lol. Oh hay does this count as something I don't tell people?!)
So you're saying that you're CHEATING IRL?!*Brings forth torch*Lets get him boys!
 
I get a warning level for laughing at the baby born with the messed up face, and nothing happens to the guy who laughs at the death of thousands in a terrorist attack.

I think we all know where the mods stand now.....
 
Raziaar said:
There's so much wrong with that, I don't even know where to begin.

Laughing at that is like like laughing at the people who had the misfortune to be tossed into the woodchippers that saddam used to kill his people, and their families who were later executed. It's like laughing at the thousands of people gassed In iraq and iran by either side, or the countless of other horrible things done to innocent people over the timeline of history. Its similiar to you bursting out in raucous, giddy laughter after thousands of innocent civilians became bombing victims in Iraq during the war, whether from american planes or terrorists. It's even comparable to you cracking a smile at the thought of the tens of thousands of innocent babies and children spending the last moments of their lives in south and southeast asia during the tsunami struggling to breathe underneath the water that carried them away, only to suck in the very liquid that sustains life and caused their death.

The gall that you have to laugh at the people who were simply in the wrong place at the wrong time, who probably led honest lives working in the building that promoted the world's economy to feed their families, only to be the victims of a terrorist attack, sickens me.

You may have some issues with the united states, hate it even, but where do you get off thinking its legitimate to feel happy because innocent people died? People who when killed, left babies and children without fathers or mothers, brothers without sisters, sisters without brothers, parents without their children? These were innocent people, and no matter WHAT your views on the united states or any other country, innocent people surely do not deserve such unnatural and horrible death only to be laughed at by their fellow man.

No action justifies the deaths of innocents, in any country, in any situation and whether you'd like to believe it or not, these people had nothing to do with the reasons that the united states was hated. They were simply citizens.

You have no compassion in your heart, nor any inkling of humanity coursing through your veins, and if anybody on this earth deserves such a horrible death, it's those who laugh when innocents are killed.

I am done.


NOW you can try looking at it from the point of view of people in Iran and Iraq. of course i dont think the idea of killing innocent people, regardless of race or religion, is a bundle of laughs. nobody deserves to die until their time is up.

its the fact that the americans think how great and powerful they are that i found funny. then THEY finally suffered a slight consequence via the two towers, as a result of all the pain and suffering of innocent civilians as they flew over and dropped countless bombs over the years in the middle-east. THATS why i laughed, because america didnt know what hit them. it was just waiting to happen. if anything it proves im AGAINST the killing of innocents (which i damn well am), just so that the 'world can be a better place'.

and the tsunami is completely different. that was a natural disaster so it was a matter of sheer bad luck for the more countless people left homeless or lost their lives. and ive sent off my contributions like any other person with an ounce of humanity would, so dont get me wrong. i would personally hit someone for making racist jokes than laugh. people say muslims are worthless sacks of crap, but IVE BEEN THERE, and lived with them for 5 years, and im only 18 at the moment. never have i met people so friendly and caring in all my life. ive been around the world and would go back to the middle-east without thinking twice. so dont accuse me of thinking that killing innocents is funny, as i have no reason to think it mate.

problem is that you arent looking at the 2 sides of the equation. youre pointing out the VICTIMS, as common as anyone really (no offence), and not WHY THE ATTACK HAPPENED IN THE FIRST PLACE.
 
Dalamari said:
I get a warning level for laughing at the baby born with the messed up face, and nothing happens to the guy who laughs at the death of thousands in a terrorist attack.

I think we all know where the mods stand now.....
Hahaa.

- I hate all moderators of internet forums. Who's with me?
- I hate people who idle in IRC just to butt-kiss and become mods of internet forums.
 
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