What's in your pocket?

[Jack_Karverboy]

I have some gum in my pocket, and a quarter!

Whats in your pocket? No hijacking! :O

 

[short recoil]

Nothing currently, but before i emptied them upon entering the house i had.

-A knife.
-Keys for work and house.
-Wallet containing £45, driving license, bank card, a few other bits.
- A receipt from LIDL for a Melon and apple juice.
- A receipt from TESCO for turkey breast, cottage cheese and some grape juice.

 

[Vegeta897]

Some random papers, my school ID, some mints, and a couple dollars.

 

[bvasgm]

About 14 cents, a pen, a bit of lint and a crumpled napkin.

 

[dream431ca]

nothing in my pocket...yep nothing.

 

[sHaDdoW]

Keys and Wallet.

 

[jondy]

keys, wallet, passport, mobile, and a small thermonuclear device. apart from the last one

 

[madog]

ma sig tells it true

 

[Dalamari]

box of mints, wallet (containing school ID, drivers license, some money, old pictures of me) and in the other wallet I have a peice of paper...nothing really written on it

 

[Sulkdodds]

Er, let's see...

Fluff
School ID with awful photo
Bus pass with actually decent photo
Bus ticket
Very small multi-barrel pen
Bank receipt.
Half a (clean) tissue.

 

[giant384]

hold on got to get my pants. umm there money and thats it

 

[AmishSlayer]

Wallet, keys, change, cell phone in my side pocket.

 

[Uriel]

Wallet, Keys and Chapstick.

 

[Ikerous]

Weed, pipe and lighter

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Left Pocket
Camera
Some moolah
cell phone
Right Pocket
iPod
knife

Weed, pipe and lighter

Oh, good choice.

 

[short recoil]

Wallet, Keys and Chapstick.

A what?
Sounds like another name for your cock.

 

[KagePrototype]

I’ve got something in my front pocket for you
Why don’t you reach down in my pocket and see what it is
Then grab onto it, it’s just for you
Give a little squeeze and say, ‘How do you do?’
There’s something in my front pocket, There’s something in my front pocket,
There’s something in my front pocket for you.

 

[Ikerous]

A what?
Sounds like another name for your cock.

You put it on your lips if they're dry

 

[KagePrototype]

You put it on your lips if they're dry

/giggle

 

[Parlez]

I have a pocket knife, a pen, my driver license, cell phone, 80 dollars, snuff, and my truck keys.

 

[Ren.182]

Nothing right now. When i got home i had:
Mobile phone
Wallet with bank card, college ID, lots of old train tickets (can't be arsed to empty it ) a condom couple of quid, bus card and random other junk
EMA time sheet (education maintainence allowence - Basically free money from college )
Some random other sheets from college.

 

[kupocake]

Nothing. Just pleased to see you.*

*A joke so obvious that no-one else had the stupidity to say it.

 

[joule]

atm

condoms in right
gum in left

 

[short recoil]

atm

condoms in right
gum in left

Don't get them mixed up, "mmm this strawberry gum tastes good, wait a minute i had mint gum :O "

 

[Uriel]

You put it on your lips if they're dry

/me claps hands in delight

 

[jondy]

I’ve got something in my front pocket for you
Why don’t you reach down in my pocket and see what it is
Then grab onto it, it’s just for you
Give a little squeeze and say, ‘How do you do?’
There’s something in my front pocket, There’s something in my front pocket,
There’s something in my front pocket for you.

Heh, stop watching southpark kage

 

[MiccyNarc]

Nada.

 

[Teta_Bonita]

My left hand's in my pocket... but that doesn't mean its not busy. :naughty:

 

[bryanf445]

nothing but i usually have my wallet with a max of $10 (if im lucky) and my drivers license

 

[Que-Ever]

string, or nothing! *gollum*

no, wait... school ID, a penny (all my money in the world), a sick not I was supposed to turn in to the office, some bass tabs that I wrote (been in there since wednesday...) and... my hand.

 

[SimonomiS]

Syringe, lighter, spoon, and some other stuff.

 

[Vegeta897]

Syringe, lighter, spoon, and some other stuff.

Eject the contents of the syringe into the spoon, sprinkle "some other stuff" on, heat it up with the lighter, and you've got yourself some soup.

 

[Que-Ever]

some "magical" soup.

 

[kaf11]

Knife in the left and cell phone in the right.

 

[SimonomiS]

Eject the contents of the syringe into the spoon, sprinkle "some other stuff" on, heat it up with the lighter, and you've got yourself some soup.

Cheers, I have no idea what I was planning to do with it, probably make an Art Attack or something.

 

[The Mullinator]

I'm already wearing my PJ's (8pm here) for a long night of work and study. My PJ's don't have pockets.

 

[Murray_H]

2 dogs, a face comb and an empty nightmare

 

[JNightshade]

Cell phone, lighter, wallet, money in wallet, condom in wallet, fluff, pen.

 

[madog]

Cell phone, lighter, wallet, money in wallet, condom in wallet, fluff, pen.

Was it necessary to mention the condom! Geez, just rubbing it in our face that you get some action aren't you.

 

[OvA]

Three abortion clinic keychains and the Matrix Soundtrack