Why do we all have to wear these ridiculous ties?

Why do we all have to wear these ridiculous ties?

  • I really don't know.

    Votes: 29 4.6%

  • Shut up.

    Votes: 58 9.2%

  • Don't be ridiculous.

    Votes: 17 2.7%

  • Is anybody else getting hungry?

    Votes: 47 7.5%

  • Ah, it's good to see you.

    Votes: 22 3.5%

  • You have no idea what is going on... do you?

    Votes: 30 4.8%

  • Somebody's hidden my glasses again.

    Votes: 67 10.7%

  • Please! Leave me alone until after the experiment!

    Votes: 65 10.4%

  • They're waiting for you, Gordon... in the test chamber..

    Votes: 194 30.9%

  • Ahhh, Ahhhh!! Ahhhhhhhhhgrh!!

    Votes: 99 15.8%
  • Total voters
    628
You know, I was a wuss in high school. Yeah I know, it's hard to believe.

:LOL:
 
That's gonna look great above my fireplace... If I had one of course
 
I'm going to stay here and wait for my colleagues EDIT: Oh my, that was already posted

"Oh, I seem to be seriously wounded"
 
"Oh, I seem to be seriously wounded"

Isn't it:

"Well, I seem to be seriously wounded."

?

Anyway, close enough. :p

"I refuse to go another step!"
 
"Forget about Freeman! We are cutting our losses and pulling out! Anyone left down there now is on his own! Repeat, if you weren't already you are now!"
 
With my brains and your brond we'll make an excellent team.

Have I really been that much of a burden?

"Come in, Cooper, do you copy? Forget about Freeman! We're abandoning the base! If you have any last bomb targets: mark them on the technical map! Otherwise, get the hell out of there! Repeat, we are pulling out, and commencing air strikes! Give us targets or get below!"
 
BC: "Yeah, maybe we'll stand a better chance if we team up."
GF: "yeah, but then again we might not."
SPAS-12: "BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM"
BC: "Bleeeeeeeeeerrrrrk"

Killin NPCs was a blast...
 
My god! What are you doing???

Hey, stop that! C'mon Gordon, are you trying to get me into trouble???
 
My Goodness! Gordon Freeman! It really is you, isnt it?

We owe a great deal to Dr Freeman, even if trouble does follow in his wake.
 
power--fifteen--percent.

it sucks that kleiner turned the hev's energy notification speech off imo. loved hearing these while grabbing energy packs.

major-fracture---detected.
 
f|uke said:
My Goodness! Gordon Freeman! It really is you, isnt it?

We owe a great deal to Dr Freeman, even if trouble does follow in his wake.
Click to expand...

reading these quotes from the game makes me chuckle.

lovely. :)
 
*Ksssht* FREEMAN!!!! *Ksssht*

My favorite was when you were fighting the Marines and right before they threw a grenade at you they went:

*Kssht* EAT THIS! *Kssht*

Why do they use their radios for that? Do they think you can hear them? The same thing happens when those two guys are dragging you along, they're using their radios when they are clearly a few feet away from each other. WTF?
 
Also some of my favorites:

"Gordon, you're a live! Thank god for that hazard suit. I'm afraid to move! All our phones are out. Please, get to the surface as soon as you can and let someone know we're stranded down here. You'll need me to activate the retinal scanners. I'm sure the rest of the science team will gladly help you."
(Isen't it actually Eli that says that?)

"Why look! Another headcrab!"

"Greetings."

And from Opf:

''What is your major malfunction, soldier!?''
 
*kkkshhhh* Why did we sign on for this shit? *kkkssshhh*
*kkkssshh* I'm not sure but civilians? Who ordered this operation anyway? *kkkssshh*
 
"Fascinating. We seemed to have developed a very slow teleport."

-Dr.Kliener, HL2
 
I believe it was...
"Hah! Got another one!"
and
"That'll look nice in my Trophy Collection"or soomething like that...
 
"Dont shoot! Im with the science team!"

and

"I killed 12 dumb-ass scientists, and not one of them fought back! This sucks!"
 
tembleofbu said:
Also some of my favorites:

"Gordon, you're a live! Thank god for that hazard suit. I'm afraid to move! All our phones are out. Please, get to the surface as soon as you can and let someone know we're stranded down here. You'll need me to activate the retinal scanners. I'm sure the rest of the science team will gladly help you."
(Isen't it actually Eli that says that?)

"Why look! Another headcrab!"

"Greetings."

And from Opf:

''What is your major malfunction, soldier!?''
Click to expand...

Yes, that was Eli from the original HL...
:cheers:
 
Have you been able to get the beverage machine to WORK yet?
 
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