Your funniest sex moment

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Well I am an iNFj
Introverted
Intuitive
Feeling
Judging
personality type.
 
Gray Fox said:
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Or maybe it's not the fact that they are talking, but the fact that they are acting like jerks to her.
Tell me what would you do if a guy had sex with three girls, would you and your friends go around and laugh at him? Would you humiliate him?
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.....yes.....
 
I'm 16, I'm a virgin, reading this thread is giving me ideas, I think the first girl i'm going to **** i'm going to pull a Houdini. Anyone here ever hear of a pink sock? It's Gross!
 
ooo I just remembered another one. Again I was at pitz place. whole lot of people were there, I think there were more girls then guys actually so YEAY! anyways, the alcohol was broken out and people were drinking and taking shots. (except me, I don't drink that often, kinda rare actually) so pitz goes to his room to do something, and while he is in there a couple drunk chicks essentially carry this other chick into his room (it was almost like a sacrifice or something) most people there were drunk, including pitz, but not smashed. so after the chicks drop the other chick off they vacate the room and close the door. They don't come out. So I get the idea I will sneak in and surprise them. I sneak in, the lights are out except for the glow of a monitor, and I hear the sounds of jigginess. I see pitzy going at her doggy style, looked like he had a nice grip too. I whip it out, flip on the light and shout "ITS RODEO TIME!!!" she screams and panics and tries to cover herself up, I think pitzy managed to stay on for about six seconds before being bucked off. I laughed and laughed......and laughed.
 
Haha, the more I hear from you two, the more I wanna come crash your parties :D

Err, sorry for getting moral earlier. Not really sure what came over me (no zing).
 
Lmao Kamikazi. Does Pitz ever get to finish when you're there?
 
Taxman said:
lol, I didn't know Pitzy and the suicide dude were friends.
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oh yeah, known each other since high school. I like to consider pitz a good friend.....a real good friend.....mmmmmmmmmmmmm
 
I was chilling with some freinds and some home boys I've never met before, they were ripping their mate after a girl he was with the night before had told them he mistook her ass for her pussy and she had to tell him 'Ow! that's my ass you dick!'.
 
Mistook?

The lad was just going for his brown wings :)
 
Warbie said:
Mistook?

The lad was just going for his brown wings :)
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I've had a bunch of girls tell me the only time they've done anal is when the guy stuck it in by "accident".

They seem to actually believe it. I plan to try it in the near future.
 
Kami, you seem to forget the time Sandra, that mexican chick, came over, and me and her were piss drunk...and we were in that chair, and she was giving me a handjob, and, according to someone else that was there, you were staring. :p
 
CyberPitz said:
Kami, you seem to forget the time Sandra, that mexican chick, came over, and me and her were piss drunk...and we were in that chair, and she was giving me a handjob, and, according to someone else that was there, you were staring. :p
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ah yeah, I remember that now. that was a good show, made me lose the game I was playing. I liked her too but she wouldn't give me the time of day because "she knew me from high school." WTF does that mean?
 
Taxman said:
that what you're saying is real. :p
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That would have worked if I had said "Say that what you're saying is real".

Ah, what the heck.
 
Kamikazi said:
ah yeah, I remember that now. that was a good show, made me lose the game I was playing. I liked her too but she wouldn't give me the time of day because "she knew me from high school." WTF does that mean?
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I see so if you were a complete stranger she would have considered getting frisky with you, but she didn't because knew you from high school. :rolleyes: That makes a lot of sense...
 
Remus said:
I see so if you were a complete stranger she would have considered getting frisky with you, but she didn't because knew you from high school. :rolleyes: That makes a lot of sense...
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yea, no kidding, I stopped trying after that dozy of a lame excuse. A simple "im not interested" would have worked, but nooooo.... :|
 
AmishSlayer said:
Fark thief :p

EDIT: Oh, there's a thread about it here too.

Since I don't have any funny stories of myself, I have a story that my friends from college have told me.

Here's one of them:

The people of this story come from a relatively small high school where everybody pretty much knows everybody, small class sized and whatnot. So...there was a girl from Texas (who for reasons in this story is now called "Texaho")that was a complete slut at this high school. Anyways, 3 guys gang-banged her in my friend's house. Little did she, my friend was in the closet video taping all of this. Days later, somehow the tape was taken from my friend's house and passed around. It apparently got to the point where most of the school (hundreds of people) had seen this video and if they hadn't seen it, they knew about it. Now my friend never managed to get a shot of her face in the video and the quality wasn't so great so the girl would've normally been able to gab about it like anybody else at school and stay anonymous, but here's the kicker: Some time before the video was taken, she had some kind of accident and broke her leg. Naturally she had a big cast on it and of course it showed up in the video. So the video shows these guys banging the shit out of this girl with a huge cast in the shot. There was no mistaking her. She never lived it down.
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Why say that you will call her Texaho and then never mention the word again fro the entire story?
 
Amazingly, this story does not happen at pitz place, it doesn't even involve him (sorry pitz, they all can't be about you) I go to the pet store to pick up some things for my animals. now my friend valerie has been working there for awhile so I have gotten to know the people that worked there (good people) and they all were kinda relaxed and just had a good time while working (small store, usually not busy, but not dead either). now before this event had happened, valerie and I had been kinda flirting and joking around for the past several months for s&g's. well on this day it had apparently been dead most of the day due to rain, so they sent some people home and stayed open with a skeleton crew of three, valerie being one of the three. we were joking and flirting (I wasn't in a rush) and the other two were telling jokes as well. somewhere along with all the jokes one of the other two says something about us going to the "tub room" (it is where they did alot of cleaning) and getting freaky. so I grab valeries hand and make a dash for the tub room while saying in a loud voice "OH YEA! LETS GET IT ON!" and she is playing along with it perfectly. we get in there, close the door, and we start making noises while pounding on the door to make it sound like we are going at it. We can hear them just laughing there heads off, and then it pops into my head. I ask her why don't we actually have sex instead of pretending, and at first she is hesitent, but gives in eventually. so instead of pretending, I am actually nailing her up against the door. now we were not naked, no time for that, we just droped the pants. I am going to town from behind, and she is supporting herself with her hands on the door frame. then suddenly the door opens (door doesn't lock) and standing there is one of the other employees and it was a little awkward, but I kept going anyway. or at least I tried, she started panicing and I had to stop, and the other guy is litterally on the floor laughing. she didn't lose her job (like i said, good people) but she was embaressed as all get out. needless to say we never tried anything at her work place after that, but she is a terrific bed buddy.
 
^ lol man your stores are priceless kodak moments lol.

I can't stop laughing.
 
That story would've been 10x more hilarious if Valerie wasn't also the name of my dead nana.
 
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