Well, his use of english is 100% correct, his meaning might of been a little misconstrued, but his english was perfect.
Now, just because someone is not an award winning novelist like yourself (By the way, there is no E is Bastard..thanks) doesn't make them a noob. Childish word, welcome to...
Well, maybe not ALL your fault. Lack of education might have something to do with it.
Since it seems like everyone else understood him perfectly. Now why don't you drop it. YOU read it wrong, get over it.