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  1. SimpleAssassin

    Proof Man was on the Moon!

    Please thats not even on the same scale, and i dont think ive even bought a game in the last six months. I dont have my own income and even if i did im fully provided for, besides im not a government thats sole priority is the welfare of its people and not take part a dick waving contest between...
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    Proof Man was on the Moon!

    great! proof that the US did waste billions of dollars on something utterly pointless.
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    How will they treat your corpse and why?

    I'm not bothered as long as people dont eat me. I'm dead what do i care?
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    Zombies : a real threat

    As weird as Robert Smith may seem i think we know he doesnt study the possibilities of a zombie plague.
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    Would you like to have children?

    right okay, just a misunderstanding. I thought you were saying i was being cynical instead of sarcastic, my original statement or the way i intended it to be percieved was as sarcastic but perhaps i should of mentioned that somewhere. It must have sounded more sarcastic in my head when i wrote...
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    Would you like to have children?

    yes i used the the term in jest, in no way was i being cynical. Please dont be so condescending in putting links to the meanings of those words, ive become quite accustomed to the use of both.
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    Would you like to have children?

    erm, i was kidding. illl try to keep the sarcasm to a minimum from now on. Yes i do want kids, when im older and they will probably be the most imortant thing in my life, but lets not get ahead of ourselves here, far too early to be talkin about this shit.
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    Would you like to have children?

    Yeah couple of drains on your resources, what more could you want?
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    Farscape

    Literally exactly this.
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    What's the difference between jam and marmalade?

    I dont know but both make me feel quite sick in large quantities.
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    Les Paul has died

    cheers mate, not a bad thing you made there RIP
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    Terry Pratchett on Assisted Suicide.

    Just started reading men at arms, i found a load at my uncles house and i intend to read all of them.
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    Arsenal FC

    United fan here, Wenger probably wont but youll probably still do well, he is about the only other manager in the top four that i have any respect for.
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    Darkseid chews gum and it's GROSS. No really, he told me.

    I hated that at school, accidently putting your hand under the table and feeling some gum that some sick **** left, you never know what you might catch of that shit.
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    Pulled a muscle/ get spasms?

    My friend told me how he had a neck spasm when he was playing some game online and the only other person there was my other friend who had to ring 999 because he was on the floor unable to move. Needless to say i laughed for a good 5 minutes when he told me at school the next day. Ive pulled a...
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    A different, not-quite-as-awful-week that still results in serious depression

    Ugh depression, was pretty much completely depressed a few weeks ago but i went through a stage of just forgetting about it and was happy for a few days. Now im just completely meh, but yeah its always better when there are people to listen and even though i dont know you that well im another...
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    Does it bother you when people speak their native language?

    If they are talking to their friends or family whatever and i dont know them i dont give a shit, langauges have always interested me and ill just have a listen.
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    Do you pee in the shower?

    Nope never pissed in the shower, although i did attempt the pissing into the toilet from the shower once, it went pretty well until the stream dried up and it turned into a dribbler.
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    Cereal

    Yeah love cereal, usually have cornflakes, coco pops or weetabix.
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    Quite possibly the worst week in my life, helplife2.net

    ****in hell sorry to hear that mate. Hope you get better soon
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