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WE DON'T NEED YOUR PATRONAGE!
Actually, I have no idea what you meant there.
Zombieturtle's either 17 with a birthday very soon, or 18 with a birthday very recent. I can't remember which.
Anyway, my first kiss happened when I was seventeen. Seventeen. :|
I was at school around 9pm, in the "tech booth" in the very back of the school auditorium, on the second floor balcony. A music night had finished about 20 minutes prior, and I was there with the only girl on the tech crew, taking lights down and cleaning up the booth. I forget exactly what happened, but we ended up in the catwalk thing above the auditorium where all the lights were kept, a good half hour after all the lights were down. She was up against the wall, and I was in front of her. I leaned in, laughed nervously, and whispered, "I have no idea what I'm doing."
She laughed at me, without moving, and said, "That's fine, the guys I dated didn't know either. They still don't." She laughed again, as did I. Then I leaned in and made out with her for half an hour straight.
My first kiss was drunk too, it was 2 girls in their knickers and lasted rather a long time D:
I never kissed a girl. But I have tongued a girls asshole.
:|
I was about 13 and it was after gym class. He was very tender and kind - i'll never forget my old gym teacher. Would have been better without the stubble, though.
Hey man, kissing is awesome.
Lean forward and whisper very tenderly in her ear that you can guarantee her at least one orgasm. It works every time.Man... I'm so ashamed of myself. I have never kissed a girl or had sex or anything. Yet I'm so inundated with knowledge of the human anatomy of both males and females, especially sexually. I can cybersex with the best of them, and I've been told on numerous occasions that I should make an attempt at writing erotica novels. One of my past friends, being a minor erotica novelist herself indicated the same because of my writing talents when it comes to inciting arousal.
I can't tell you how much it sucks being that intimate and knowledgeable about sexual interaction, and yet never even having had my lips come in contact with another person.
:|
Man... I'm so ashamed of myself. I have never kissed a girl or had sex or anything. Yet I'm so inundated with knowledge of the human anatomy of both males and females, especially sexually. I can cybersex with the best of them, and I've been told on numerous occasions that I should make an attempt at writing erotica novels. One of my past friends, being a minor erotica novelist herself indicated the same because of my writing talents when it comes to inciting arousal.
I can't tell you how much it sucks being that intimate and knowledgeable about sexual interaction, and yet never even having had my lips come in contact with another person.
:|
Well then do it.
But still I was soooooooo bored, I would say bored stiff, except stiff in a misleading word. I mean bored to the point I was wondering if kissing anyone was fun at all & why I had ever been hyped up about it ever.
EDIT: NO, I'm not gay. It's just that I've been 100x more turned on by other girls giving me hugs than my ex's kiss, lol.
Man... I'm so ashamed of myself. I have never kissed a girl or had sex or anything. Yet I'm so inundated with knowledge of the human anatomy of both males and females, especially sexually. I can cybersex with the best of them, and I've been told on numerous occasions that I should make an attempt at writing erotica novels. One of my past friends, being a minor erotica novelist herself indicated the same because of my writing talents when it comes to inciting arousal.
I can't tell you how much it sucks being that intimate and knowledgeable about sexual interaction, and yet never even having had my lips come in contact with another person.
Lean forward and whisper very tenderly in her ear that you can guarantee her at least one orgasm. It works every time.
Ho ho ho! Just do it!
Why didn't I think of that in all these twelve years I've been interested in girls?
Seriously man, unless you've done it you know jack shit.
In my opinion, you claim to be all knowledgeable of sex without having had any, is just more of a sign that your not, how can you know?.
It is an experience, not just a subject.
You could have sex a million ****ing times and still be a lousy lover, because you don't know jack shit about what the woman wants. You sound like that kind of guy too with the way you talk. Knowledge is everything.