Olympics

[Dog--]

Yea, I know, CBC.com said (in Toronto time, which is only 2 hours away from me) there was a Judo match at midnight. So I try to watch it online, but it just disappeared from their list when it hit midnight.

So I go to watch CBC the channel on TV, and it's just stupid ****ing swimming and faggy gymnastics. That's all it ever ****ing is.

Like I said: **** the Olympics.

Taekwondo I don't really care about, I just want to see Judo not on shitty ass youtube.

 

[Shift]

UK are FINALLY starting to win things! The speed cyclists put on an awsome performance, but the highlight of today was Bolt from Jamaica, MY GOD that guy is fast.

 

[Qonfused]

So I go to watch CBC the channel on TV, and it's just stupid ****ing swimming and faggy gymnastics. That's all it ever ****ing is.

Spoiler

 

[Acepilotf14]

Winrar.

 

[Adrik_Senturu]

Spoiler

My thoughts exactly

 

[Dog--]

You guys honestly like gymnastics and swimming.. Those are probably the gayest sports before Cricket and Baseball..

 

[Adrik_Senturu]

Have you watched them?

More importantly have you seen Phelps swim?

 

[VirusType2]

You guys honestly like gymnastics and swimming.. Those are probably the gayest sports before Cricket and Baseball..

because a girl in her skin tight speedo is so gay

 

[Dog--]

Fags. All of you.

Watch a girl get ****ed on the net, how about that.

It's like what a desperate 13 year old does when he can't get access to real porn..

 

[Adrik_Senturu]

Dog is just mad Canada hasn't won anything important tbh

 

[VirusType2]

I didn't say it was porn. What is so gay about it?

 

[Baal]

Fags. All of you.

Watch a girl get ****ed on the net, how about that.

It's like what a desperate 13 year old does when he can't get access to real porn..

Easy there cowboy.

Sometimes things are better off left to the imagination.

 

[Dog--]

I'm mad because I haven't seen Judo :angry:

 

[VirusType2]

I like pretty much all of the athletic sports when it comes to the Olympics. Though other than then, I don't give two shits about it. Like what was already said, some of these things probably shouldn't be Olympic sports. Ping-Pong/table tennis? Badmiton? Shit. Might as well have pinball tournaments, air hockey, air rifles, and Billiards. God damn, trained my whole life for this ping pong match.

I think they should take it back to Roman times and have Gladiator fights to the death and shit like that. Each country brings it's greatest warrior. There is no silver medal mother****ers!

 

[Dog--]

Yea, but there are those RETARDED human rights laws (I actually think are retarded.) if people are willing to sign a waver saying that they won't sue or anything like that, why shouldn't people be able to have death matches? (I'm serious)

It's their ****ing choice god damn future we live in.

I mean present.

 

[V-Man339]

I couldn't give a rats ass about the olympics, there was enough hype over where they were even going to be held.

 

[Adrik_Senturu]

I think they should take it back to Roman times and have Gladiator fights to the death and shit like that. Each country brings it's greatest warrior. There is no silver medal mother****ers!

Only if Bela and Costas can commentate

YAAAHH YAAAHH YOU CUT OFF HIS ****ING ARM YOU DO GOOD YES!!!!

 

[Qonfused]

You're from Texas, so I forgive you for saying that.

 

[Adrik_Senturu]

Next time kick his ass Qonf. In a swimming relay.

 

[Qonfused]

He shouldn't be pissed anymore. Canada got gold in the swimming relay just now. So happy happy joy joy party party.

 

[Adrik_Senturu]

I was watching the marathon before and I did not realize that a prerequisite to being in it was that you had to actually be a skeleton.

 

[Qonfused]

Bahahaha. Watching that marathon made me tired. I actually fell asleep and when I woke up they still had an hour to go.

 

[Adrik_Senturu]

Now we just wait for Phelps' victory lap. The only way I see the US losing this race is if someone falls into the pool.

 

[15357]

Yea, but there are those RETARDED human rights laws (I actually think are retarded.) if people are willing to sign a waver saying that they won't sue or anything like that, why shouldn't people be able to have death matches? (I'm serious)

It's their ****ing choice god damn future we live in.

I mean present.

The same reasons we have emergency services, healthcare, and police.


And other humanitarian stuff.

 

[Adrik_Senturu]

PHELPS. UP NEXT. THIS IS IT.


woo

 

[VirusType2]

what race is it this time exactly?

 

[Adrik_Senturu]

4 Man Relay

 

[Qonfused]

At least this relay is exciting.

 

[VirusType2]

how many medals does Phelps have so far this Olympics?

 

[Adrik_Senturu]

!!!!!!!

PHELPS LADIES AND GENTLEMAN.

Holy shit.

 

[Qonfused]

Eight gold medals.

 

[VirusType2]

he did it? Amazing. I think that's a tie for the most anyone has ever got.

Can't he come back in the next Olympics and set a world record for gold medals? Or can he even do it this year?

 

[Adrik_Senturu]

No this is the world record for olympic gold medals in a single olympic event. Before it was seven.

Right now the dude has like 13 gold medals or something, which is another record entirely.

 

[DEATHMASTER]

Phelps the monster dominates.

 

[VirusType2]

I had never heard of this guy until the Olympics. America's secret weapon?

 

[15357]

Thats because the CIA made him a year ago with the body parts of dead GIs and spare parts from a nuclear submarine.

 

[Qonfused]

He has 16 gold medals total.

 

[Adrik_Senturu]

Next Olympics they're going to make Phelps race against marine animals.

Phelps will break the 100m free world record by 30 seconds and come in 9 secs faster than a dolphin.

Quoted for future reference so when the next summer olympics hit you all know who predicted this.

 

[Jintor]

Son of a bitch.

 

[DEATHMASTER]

why?

Jintor:

oh :cheese: