DEATHMASTER
The Freeman
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Leaving for work in 30 minutes. Entertain me.
So a jew and a horse walks into a bar, the jew takes a seat, i dont remember the rest but your mom is a whore.
EDIT: by the time you finish reading this you realize that i have stolen 3 seconds of your life.
That was pretty entertaining, but I have a come back joke! You and I walk into a bar and start dancing the night away.
I got my 5 seconds back.
Actually it took me less than 3 seconds to read that, however it took a lot longer to formulate this reply.... You win this time...
I have a very bad case of petroleum leaking out of my asshole. Happy now?
nar i'm notYour grandad is death.
What the hell happened in your gramps bathroom?!!?!
D:
Man... had a dream today that I haven't had in a while... one that I had all the time while living in California and Alaska.
I was sort of between the states of awareness and sleep, my eyes opening and closing able to see my room, yet in my mind I was walking through my Grandpa's house in California. I knew I was dreaming... and in my dream I had to go to the bathroom. I decided to go use my Grandpa's bathroom, and told myself that I'm an adult now... I'm in Texas, and I'm dreaming... I'm safe, what happened in the past isn't going to happen to me now.
And well, I sat down on the toilet and then all of a sudden I was no longer semi awake, it felt like I was yanked fully into the dream state and I was completely overcome with fear and unable to move. When I did finally snap myself awake I was overwhelmingly terrified... I was shaking.
Every time I have that god damn dream, every time I go into one of the bathrooms at my Grandpa's old house in my dreams, I am gripped with that paralysis and complete fear. I feel like I am surrounded by evil itself and there's nothing I can do about it. It feels so unbelievably real and whenever I wake up it takes me like 30 minutes to get over it.
<sigh>
What the hell happened in your gramps bathroom?!!?!
D:
Heh, back when I was at school I use to look forward to the days where I did something interesting. Now that I work I look forward to the days where I do nothing.
Absolutely nothing. That's what I don't understand about it. I've been having these dreams since I lived in California and visited his house frequently, and even after I left California for Alaska and then later Texas, they've still persisted.
I don't understand them... all I know is that they are some of the most terrifying dreams I ever have, even though there's no monster or anything in them... It's that sense of sheer terror that overwhelms me in the dream and so long after I wake up.