Strife Lately 1+2

[Sheepo]

Sheepo, is that a hybrid of toaster and Boomer, or rather toaster and Boomer engaging in sexual activity?

Choose your own adventure!

 

[Stigmata]

Only Revolutions by Mark Z. Danielewski
The Varieties of Scientific Experience by Carl Sagan

 

[Farrowlesparrow]

I got pissed and ****ed my dads girlfriend..

oops

This is just incredible.
I hate(love) to be crass, but did you ask... you know... who was bigger?

On a more serious note. What've you done since making the post? Does the girlfriend's daughter know? If I were you I'd probably want to just get as far away from all of them as possible D:

 

[Iron Kat]

Atm I don't know whether to go to bed or not. I'm cold but not tired. I had plannedto stay up and read fanfiction on LiveJournal but the site's down (I don't know what those mods are on. they seem to think that the 22nd December was a Saturday when it was actually a Monday. Plus they say that the maintenece will last from Saturday(?)22nd December 10pm-11pm. I was on LiveJournal last night and there was nothing wrong then! This doesn't give me much confidence in LJ's management skills!). What d'you reckon I should do?

 

[Sam]

Read an actual book.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Might be in trouble for a hit and run I performed on someone's truck the other night on my way back from a girl.

If I don't come back for several days, I just want you all to know that I hate each and every one of you shitnecks.

 

[Nomad]

I have a new avatar but I can't stop laughing.

 

[Iron Kat]

Read an actual book.

There are no books that even come close to the type of fanfic that I want to read.

 

[Nomad]

D:

Someone could take that the wrong way...

 

[Vegeta897]

I think that's the way she wants it to be taken.

 

[Iron Kat]

D:

Someone could take that the wrong way...

Which way would you take it?!

 

[Nomad]

I'm going to get pwned all over the internet, aren't I?

 

[Iron Kat]

Maybe, maybe not. Just spill.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Batman ****ing a female Lycan with every anime character known to man gangbanging Godzilla in the backseat of Bumblebee with Charles Barkley and King Jason of Iolcus and his friend Hercules.

 

[Iron Kat]

Errr....no.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

You know you want it.

 

[Nomad]

Willie put it in words for me. No, I'm just kidding. I meant that fan-fiction has a lot of mind scarring content in it. Even more than books.

 

[SamuraiKenji]

But not as much as porn

 

[Nomad]

Agreed.

 

[Sam]

Crude drawings of the events that have been horribly written down by someone with no grasp of the English language would only add to the effect I think.

I see no downside.

 

[Emporius]

In the last 3 shows I've watched they've shown an iPhone/iPod touch.

 

[highlander]

*is back from holidaying*

 

[Rizzo]

I want neptuneuk to tell the rest of his story damn it!

Sounds like things are going to get intense!

 

[NeptuneUK]

I don't want to talk about it lol.

(apparently I have a big penis)

 

[Rizzo]

Ah you son of a bitch!

You can't just tell bits of a story and then not tell the rest! Gaah...

 

[Stigmata]

Ah you son of a bitch!

You can't just tell bits of a story and then not tell the rest! Gaah...

It was a pretty big bit, though. Personally I'm satisfied.

 

[Rizzo]

Well i want my bits bigger.

 

[Kamikazie]

The bits can't get any bigger! Didn't you read what he said?

 

[Rizzo]

Bits can never get too big man...

Never.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

I don't want to talk about it lol.

(apparently I have a big penis)

Welcome to the Thunderdome bitch.

 

[lefty]

I like my gf's friends. I really do. Except when me and her are in bed and they're in the ****ing room.

 

[Sulkdodds]

This is a story which must be told.

 

[NeptuneUK]

The 'f*cking room'??

Sounds like a cool room!

 

[Kamikazie]

Want to rent it for the week, nep?

 

[highlander]

I got a kitten today

 

[Dog--]

My dog had puppehs today. 4 of them. 3 requests get's pics. (I'm feeling lazy)

 

[Vegeta897]

I would like to see get's pics.

Also way to bogart Highlander.

 

[Shift]

My dog had puppehs today. 4 of them. 3 requests get's pics. (I'm feeling lazy)

Pics?
Pics?
Pics?

 

[Dog--]

Puppehs.

Here's Momma Dog.

 

[Azner]

What breed is Momma Dog(Makes her sound like a pimp)