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Cost my mom $1000 for one, we have 3, but she only payed for one, as she knows other breeders who gave her others for free. Selling each dog for $1000 a piece, not too bad.

You can find sound clips and shit on youtube, their sound really is unique.
 
Going to a Summadayze on the fourth on my birthday :D



Big shout out to Armin van Buuren
 
toaster-man said:
I request pics, I ****ing love puppies, ****

I was going to make some vegetarian chick'n salad bullshit and the recipe called for dill, cumin, sage, and thyme. I found the first three in the spice cabinet, but then Judith Mossman showed up and she was like "I'm sorry, Tristen, you're all out of thyme."

True story no really.
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You're going to pay dearly for that pun.

Welcome, to Cupboard 17. There's sage in here.
 
Seeing that Mordekai guy's thread in music reminded me of a band someone recently introduced me to. Horrible music, masterfully hilarious song titles.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anal_C**t (fill in the asterisks... it's the C word)

Check out this mother****ing album.

1. "I Became a Counselor So I Could Tell Rape Victims They Asked for It"- :43
2. "Easy E Got AIDS from Freddie Mercury"- :42
3. "I Like Drugs and Child Abuse"- :22
4. "Laughing While Leonard Peltier Gets Raped in Prison"- :41
5. "I Convinced You to Beat Your Wife on a Daily Basis"- :51
6. "I Sent Concentration Camp Footage to America's Funniest Home Videos"- :34
7. "Rancid Sucks (And The Clash Sucked Too)"- :40
8. "I Paid J. Howell to Rape You"- 1:44
9. "I Pushed Your Wife in Front of the Subway"- :46
10. "Extreme Noise Terror Are Afraid of Us"- :29
11. "You Rollerblading ******"- :31
12. "I Sent a Thank You Card to the Guy Who Raped You"- :29
13. "I Lit Your Baby on Fire"- 1:56
14. "Body by Auschwitz"- 1:02
15. "I Intentionally Ran over Your Dog"- :30
16. "Sweatshops Are Cool"- :47
17. "Women: Nature's Punching Bag"- :57
18. "I Snuck a Retard into a Sperm Bank"- :30
19. "Your Kid Committed Suicide Because You Suck"- 1:02
20. "I Ate Your Horse"- :50
21. "Hitler Was a Sensitive Man"- :49
22. "You Robbed a Sperm Bank Because You're a Cum Guzzling Fag"- :28
23. "I Made Your Kid Get AIDS So You Could Watch It Die"- :53
24. "I ****ed Your Wife"- :40
25. "Into the Oven"- 1:42
26. "I Gave NAMBLA Pictures of Your Kid"- :52
27. "The Only Reason Men Talk to You is Because They Want to Get Laid, You Stupid ****ing ****"- 1:02
28. "I Made Fun of You Because Your Kid Just Died"- :28
29. "Domestic Violence Is Really, Really, Really Funny"- :42
30. "Dictators Are Cool"- :35
31. "Deadbeat Dads Are Cool"- :43
32. "I'm Really Excited about the Upcoming David Buskin Concert"- :45
33. "Being Ignorant Is Awesome"- 1:03
34. "You're Pregnant, So I Kicked You in the Stomach"- :28
35. "Chris Barnes Is a Pussy"- 1:04
36. "Tim is Gay"- 1:30
37. "BT/A.C."- :41
38. "I Sold Your Dog to a Chinese Restaurant"- :49
39. "I Got an Office Job for the Sole Purpose of Sexually Harassing Women"- :58
 
The Clash sucked too
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Oh ****. I had an amazingly vivid dream of her. Everything was so amazing until I was like, "Where are we? Oh shit, this is a-"

Will spend the rest of the day slightly sad, no?
 
^I hate people like you, don't say "I had a dream about her" WE don't know who the flying **** you're talking about, you sound emo or something when you say stupid shit like that. ****
 
Why the **** would it matter to you? You don't know the person. I hate people like you. Go make a thread about it if you're so ****ing upset. **** off.

****.
 
I'm so mad I might just type out multiple asterisks!
HMMMMMRARRRRRRR********************
Hey I feel better.
 
corp. Sheepo said:
why the **** would it matter to you? you don't know the person. i hate people like you. Go make a thread about it if you're so ****ing upset. **** off.

****.
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THEN WHY WOULD YOU POST THAT HERE DFHHDFSH*D*****DFSGFDSGF**F*DSG*F******!

capschar
 
**** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** ****i **** fucvuvjcbc f**** nfag **** piss ass anal cleavage ****.

Shut the **** up.
 
my car isn't starting up anymore, just makes a bunch of clicking sounds when i turn the key. bad starter apparently.


shiet!
 
I discovered that highlander discovered that Qonfused could not snowboard today.
 
I discovered that there was only ever one season made of Clone High today. :(






J Cl-
 
Geez Skaadi, this thread is a year old. Why do you have to go bumping it!?



:bounce:

Well I suppose it's not fair I be picking on you, since you weren't the first person in 2009 to post in it. Heh heh. Just the person before me.


EDIT: Whoa... I'm creeped out. I was sitting here talking to Vegeta on AIM.

(no, that's not the creepy part)

And I have this little flashlight thing on my desk. it was sitting up and I knocked it over accidentally. it rolled a little on my desk and sat there for a moment. I continued typing with vegeta, and all of a sudden it turned on. There's only a button on it that will turn it on, and it's rather firm and it's on the butt of the flashlight. I can molest this thing every which way and only pressing that button will turn it on.

WHY THE **** DID IT TURN ON!? JESUS CHRIST THIS IS BUGGING ME
 
Raziaar said:
And I have this little fleshlight thing on my desk. it was sitting up and I knocked it over accidentally. it rolled a little on my dick and sat there for a moment. I continued typing with vegeta, and all of a sudden i got turned on. There's only a button on it that will turn it on, and it's rather firm and it's on the butt of the fleshlight. I can molest this thing every which way and only pressing that button will turn it on.

WHY THE **** DID IT TURN ON!? JESUS CHRIST THIS IS BUGGING ME
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woa now.
 
lol. Damn you. Typo! TYPO!

Ugh...

A flashlight would never turn me on...
 
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