Strife Lately 1+2

[Tollbooth Willie]

Mind blown.

 

[Shamrock]

Mind blown.

That's not all that's blown.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Yeah baby.

 

[Pesmerga]

Heh, I had that movie sitting on my HDD but I never bothered watching it for some reason. I just watched it and it's awesome. I can only hope the two left at the end are both Things >:3

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Blah. According to the game which is supposedly the sequel

Spoiler

Childs wasn't. MacReady mysteriously shows up to save you at the end. How he survived and found a helicopter is unknown. I call Thing bullshit on that.

 

[Darkside55]

Spoiler

the dog in the alternate ending is the thing

 

[Farrowlesparrow]

I am so incredibly drunk and I've spent the last few hours talking nonstop to the person about whom I care most

And I'd just like to point out that even after all that vodka I'm still better at who/whom and not ending sentences with prepositions than the majority of you

halflife2.net forum members
you may consider yourselves owned

Also does anyone want to tell me what the word "epicurean" means and why it's on the back of this bottle of grey goose

Epic-Urea-n-Such

 

[Sheepo]

So it's ten degrees out and there is, of course, no chance of precipitation!

 

[Pesmerga]

Heh, that was good.

 

[Eejit]

And I'd just like to point out that even after all that vodka I'm still better at who/whom and not ending sentences with prepositions than the majority of you

Pity about the full stops.

 

[Pi Mu Rho]

Now I have no excuse for sending Pi pictures of my breasts.

Those were breasts? I thought it was an arty shot of some horrible agricultural disaster.

 

[Pi Mu Rho]

Hair? I thought they were trees!

 

[Farrowlesparrow]

I think this brings a disturbing new angle to the mud slides.

 

[Sulkdodds]

This is the worst thing that ever happened to this thread.

I got really drunk off one pint of cider because later I found out it had been spiked with lots of tequila. How didn't I notice? It tasted great.

 

[Farrowlesparrow]

To say nothing of the wonderful rape that followed!

 

[lefty]

I obviously don't drink enough... the worst I've ever been, a strobe light made me want to fall over.

 

[NeptuneUK]

MY breasts were better.

 

[Dynasty]

My window is behind my laptop, and Ive literally just seen what can only be described as an erruption of a dome-shaped, blue coloured light on the horizon, followed instantly by the street lights and my own lights going off then on.

Weird.

 

[Emporius]

My window is behind my laptop, and Ive literally just seen what can only be described as an erruption of a dome-shaped, blue coloured light on the horizon, followed instantly by the street lights and my own lights going off then on.

Weird.

Oh lol nuclearblastbye

 

[Eejit]

Tequila's pretty nice. But only to real men. Women can't handle it.
Women have breasts and a vagina.

 

[Farrowlesparrow]

I'm glad that's written down for future reference.

 

[Dumb Dude]

That's a funny post.

 

[Sulkdodds]

I find this impossible to believe. Tequila is likely the most abhorrent alcoholic substance known to man. I mean, really. As much as I disliked finding out Grey Goose is not a brand of vodka but rather a brand of laxative, at least it's better than finding out it's actually tequila.

Well, it's not fantastic on its own, but this was all mixed with cider. Which, in a strange twist, made the cider taste like pure apple juice. It was like a return to my childhood.

 

[Farrowlesparrow]

I'm such a man that I eat a eight pounds of grain and distil vodka in my stomach.

 

[Pi Mu Rho]

Tequila's pretty nice. But only to real men. Women can't handle it.
Women have breasts and a vagina.

Important ProTip:

Not all of them

/me shudders

 

[nipples]

I obviously don't drink enough... the worst I've ever been, a strobe light made me want to fall over.

My friend almost had sex with me once while we were drunk...

 

[Sulkdodds]

I think quite a lot of people have had sex while drunk.

 

[Pesmerga]

No Doug. That's rape. You raped Patti.







HONK HONK

 

[nipples]

I think quite a lot of people have had sex while drunk.

Gay sex?

 

[Sulkdodds]

Don't mind if I do ha ha ha haaaohgod

 

[Rizzo]

I just rated this thread Excellent.

Excellent.

 

[Krynn72]

My friend almost had sex with me once while we were drunk...

Its because your long hair made him think you were a woman.

 

[nipples]

It was a few years ago when my hair was shorter.

 

[Krynn72]

And he still mistook you for a woman? Damn man...

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Don't mind if I do ha ha ha haaaohgod

Oh it can't be that baaaaafffffags.

 

[nipples]

And he still mistook you for a woman? Damn man...

He didn't mistake me for a woman, that's why he didn't have sex with me.

 

[Eejit]

You're not making any sense nipples, come back when you sober up.

 

[nipples]

Lol. I went to sleep on the floor in his room and about half an hour later two people picked me up and put me in his bed. His sister told him the girl he was hitting on all night wanted to have sex with him in his bed so he ran into is room pulled his pants off and turned on the light. Which caused me to jump out of the bed and scream "TURN OFF THE F***ING LIGHT".

Another use for light bulbs.

I just got a text that says, "(favecute.com) Rhonda said you would really want to see that site." From [email protected].

What the f***?

 

[Sulkdodds]

It's the opposite for me. My woman is all like "shall we have the lights on" and I'm like "SILENCE"

 

[Blackthorn]

I love it when you talk dirty.