Strife Lately 1+2

[Krynn72]

Rizzo called over some male whores to have sex with him while he watched the drunk girls make out.

 

[Rizzo]

**** yeah I did.

 

[Krynn72]

Yeah, we had a good time didnt we?



BTW you have AIDS now.

 

[Kula Meenur]

The AIDS i gave Krynn

 

[Phobie]

The AIDs I gave Koola

 

[Jintor]

Through the post.

 

[Kula Meenur]

The AIDs I gave Koola

Goddam i love you Phobie. I will always treasure the physically crippling and ultimately terminal disease you gave me


<3 u








edit: lol jin

 

[Phobie]

<3 u moar

Enjoy the incontinence stage!

 

[G(ordon)-man]

I just had to walk 5 miles because my boss wanted me to fetch his papers from his house. I ****ing spit on the papers.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

I have gas. Veggies is a fag.

 

[Sheepo]

I'm about as close to a winter wonderland as I'll ever get. Gonna go out with the ninja t-shirt get up and see how many people think I'm a terrorist.

 

[Emporius]

A Virginia teen was accidentally shot today after the local residents mistook him for a extremist with violent intentions. Several interviewed residents have stated that he walked furtively and secretly, as if trying to stay hidden, and "looked like a darky"

 

[Phobie]

Very nice. America, **** yeah.

 

[Sheepo]

A Virginia teen was accidentally shot today after the local residents mistook him for a extremist with violent intentions. Several interviewed residents have stated that he walked furtively and secretly, as if trying to stay hidden, and "looked like a darky"

Oh god. I laughed.

 

[Bad^Hat]

A Virginia teen was accidentally shot today after the local residents mistook him for a extremist with violent intentions. Several interviewed residents have stated that he walked furtively and secretly, as if trying to stay hidden, and "looked like a darky"

But did he look like a cheeky darky?

Spoiler

Man I love that I can make kiwi in-jokes now and maybe two people will get them.

 

[The Monkey]

What ever happened to Tr0n?

 

[Sgt.Tibbs]

I'm about as close to a winter wonderland as I'll ever get. Gonna go out with the ninja t-shirt get up and see how many people think I'm a terrorist.

I got flipped off by some old lady once. I wasn't doing anything.

But I was wearing my Soviet-era trench coat complete with sickle n' hammer buttons. I'll throw a picture in here later.

 

[Stigmata]

But did he look like a cheeky darky?

Spoiler

Man I love that I can make kiwi in-jokes now and maybe two people will get them.

What if I don't get it, but continue to find it funny anyway?

 

[Krynn72]

I just had to walk 5 miles because my boss wanted me to fetch his papers from his house. I ****ing spit on the papers.

You're obviously a push-over. Now go get me a coffee.

 

[Mellish]

Gahhh. My name. Change itt

 

[Kamikazie]

After he gets ME some. And a donut.

 

[dfc05]

"Moral decline" was rated as a more important issue than:
Military
Tax cuts
Environment
Immigration
Lobbyists
Trade policy
Global warming


ARGHHHHHH what the heck people.

 

[lefty]

I brokeded my laptop ._.

Oh. I thought you had died.

 

[Sgt.Tibbs]

I'm doing this out of love for Pi's signature:

/rolls face across keyboard

c b;lngf azxfgxfvbgfvcszZxcvbnm, vb n,m

You guys just got face roll'd.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

I sucked a Chef Boyardee beefaroni noodle or two up my nose while laughing. Meh.

 

[Rizzo]

Bahaha Mellish Smellish. That's priceless. Who did that?

 

[lefty]

I found the perfect job for me...
http://sfbay.craigslist.org/sfc/ret/1006293769.html

too bad I'm right-handed.

 

[Kamikazie]

I found the perfect job for me...
http://sfbay.craigslist.org/sfc/ret/1006293769.html

too bad I'm right-handed.

I WENT THERE! HOLY SHIT THAT'S COOL.

 

[lefty]

It's just Pier 39 dude.

 

[Kamikazie]

I know. But I went to that store this summer. I should've stopped and said hai to you.

 

[lefty]

Oh no I don't work there, I was just saying I should because it's called Lefty's.

 

[Kamikazie]

But still, you live near there right? We could've hooked up. :naughty:

 

[lefty]

Yeah I'm just on the other side of the bridge... next time, kami, next time.

 

[Kamikazie]

You should draw a sad Domo on one side of the Golden Gate and a sad Harley on the other.

 

[lefty]

ok, I did.

 

[Kamikazie]

For real? That quick? I was expecting... more than 4 minutes.

But I want to see!

 

[lefty]

Well, that may be a problem. Let's see what my scanner does.

 

[Kamikazie]

If that doesn't work, just mail it to me. I'll post it on my wall.

 

[lefty]

I dunno where the bridge went...

 

[Kamikazie]

That's good enough for me.