Strife Lately 1+2

[Tollbooth Willie]

No, he was on your roof while you were gone, but you didn't notice so I told him where to go.

So why the **** was he on the roof in the first place? It's not like I hide candy up there with the bird shit.

Edit: Post Atari 2600 you fags.

 

[Calhoun]

So why the **** was he on the roof in the first place? it's not like I hide candy up there with the bird shit.

I guess he just randomly teleported the **** up there. He got demon powers after filming his movie.

 

[Pesmerga]

You both are stupid.

 

[FireStarter]

This is the internet. Everyone is either stupid or a nerd.

I am both.

 

[Farrowlesparrow]

I am the state.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

I guess he just randomly teleported the **** up there. He got demon powers after filming his movie.

What a worthless fag.

Pesh is my baby.

Also here's some Strife: I have school tomorrow.

I'm gay.

 

[Kamikazie]

So why the **** was he on the roof in the first place? It's not like I hide candy up there with the bird shit.

Edit: Post Atari 2600 you fags.

I thought there was Skittles up there. Turned out to be bloody bird shit. :/

Never will I be deceived again!

 

[Sheepo]

This is the internet. Everyone is either stupid or a nerd.

I am both.

lololol

Also here's some Strife: I have school tomorrow.

Same. But it's only two exams. So only one real day this week. Pretty good for 1 inch of snow.

 

[Kamikazie]

Sane.

Are not.

 

[Sheepo]

You can't prove anything.

 

[Phobie]

I can.

 

[Shamrock]

I'm tired. I'm bored. I'm in a meh mood.

Awesome.

 

[Phobie]

I'm hungry. I'm bored. I finish working tomorrow, thanks boss for telling me sooner you silly cow.

Awesome.

Hi Shamrock <3

 

[Shamrock]

I'm hungry. I'm bored. I finish working tomorrow, thanks boss for telling me sooner you silly cow.

Awesome.

Hi Shamrock <3

Hi Phobie. <3 You've been missed by me. I miss TF2 and us always screaming on the mics FEE-BEE! And then you proceeding to tell us it's FO-BEE! Gah! <3

 

[Rizzo]

I need to find some work... Other then bar. And fast! im going insane here.

 

[Phobie]

Shammy from tomorrow I will be unemployed probably for a while. I plan on TF2ing a whole lot next week!

 

[Shamrock]

Shammy from tomorrow I will be unemployed probably for a while. I plan on TF2ing a whole lot next week!

Well, I hope to play with you whilst you scream my name. It reminds me of the sex dream I had of yo... err.. a Japanese midget hooker..

 

[Phobie]

Supa kawaii

 

[Shamrock]

Supa kawaii

Oh you.

How adorable.

 

[Pesmerga]

Hey Shamrock. Hey.














:frog:

 

[Shamrock]

Hey Shamrock. Hey.














:frog:

Hey Pesh. Hey.

 

[Darkside55]

If anyone's awake and wants to watch THE GREATEST ****ING MOVIE OF ALL TIME

http://www.mogulus.com/ethercast

it just started. You'll miss part of the beginning but that's OK.

 

[Phobie]

Are there subtitles?

 

[Darkside55]

No subtitles necessary.

 

[Sam]

Did I just hear Eric Idle? I think I just heard Eric Idle.

 

[Phobie]

No subtitles necessary.

Well **** you too!

 

[Sheepo]

I can.

FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUU

If there is TF2 mic screaming, I will certainly be there.

 

[Phobie]

This makes me happy.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

I've been farting a lot this morning.

 

[mechanicallizard]

'sup willeh.

i had a bad stomach on monday. but now its ALL GONE.

although it made a point of showing me how angry it was when it left my bowels.

 

[Sam]

You shat out your own stomach?

EGADS MAN! Get to the hospital!

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Oh god why are you pooping stomachs you need that go put it back now it might be mean but you need it like it needs you oh god go put it back please.

 

[mechanicallizard]

*attempts to shove stomach back into anus*

IT WONT FIT HELP

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Try pooping it back in.

 

[FireStarter]

Did you know that sometimes if you get enough fire-hole you can push hard enough to turn your rectum inside out?
It sticks out of you like a needle from the "medical" injection I got earlier today froma hobo!

This is Rosanne, your guide to the world of facts!

 

[mechanicallizard]

PANIC OVER

after reasoning with it, i managed to convince him that it would
be better for both of us in the long run if he just slooched back in.

but i doubt its the last i'll see of him..............

 

[Sam]

The digestive system is one way. You must eat it.

FireStarter gains points for that last sentence.

 

[FireStarter]

PANIC OVER

after reasoning with it, i managed to convince him that it would
be better for both of us in the long run if he just slooched back in.

but i doubt its the last i'll see of him..............

Be careful. He might return with a vengance.

Or a knife.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

IN YOUR HEEEAD. IN YOUR HEEEAD. ZOMBIE. ZOMBIE. ZOMBIE. ZOMBIE. EH EH EH EH OH OH OH OH.

I'm going to be singing this all day at school.

 

[Eejit]

With their tanks and their bombs,
And their bombs and their guns.