Strife Lately 1+2

[Farrowlesparrow]

I pronounce your name Fair-oh lay spare-oh.

Is that right?

Fair Ole Sparrow?

I've never pronounced it either way. I usually have harder vowel sounds.
But I do like these suggestions. I especially like the image of myself as a Pharaoh Sparrow.

 

[Pesmerga]

Farrow le sparrow.

 

[Kamikazie]

^ That

 

[Farrowlesparrow]

It's uncanny.

 

[Adrik_Senturu]

My friend ronald has been baking some kind of like delicious cake/brownie thing this whole week. gonna get fat.

 

[Rizzo]

delicious cake/brownie.

Ahhh... Memories.

 

[Adrik_Senturu]

To further illustrate this whole thing this entire week for reasons beyond me he has taken 2 hours out of the night to prepare gigantic brownies which consist of brownie topped with marshmallows, M&Ms, Chocolate Syrup, and Chocolate Fudge. With chocolate chips inside the brownies.

Today he made them with peoples initials on them.

 

[Dog--]

This 'cake' is a fabrication and alteration of the truth, good sirs.

 

[nipples]

I failed hard today. Called this girl and told her I liked her, didn't want to. Wanted to make a move when we hung out but that won't be for two weeks and this dbag may steal her. After I told her, her exact words were "Yeah, Matt sorta told me already...I'm gonna go make a sandwich, cya later."

The f***?

 

[Adrik_Senturu]

That looks like shes uncomfortable talking about it, which may unfortunately mean shes not into you dude

 

[Vegeta897]

That's what you get for being 17.

No Adrik, it definitely means she's not into him.

 

[Pesmerga]

Sounds like she just wanted a sandwich.

 

[Adrik_Senturu]

VEGETA WE ARE TRYING TO CREATE A POSITIVE ENVIRONMENT HERE.

god.

 

[NeptuneUK]

Past relationships suck.
I also know why I ****ed up an entire year... by ****ing up all chances with the opposite sex by practically rejecting them for no logical reason.

I SUCK.

 

[Vegeta897]

Positive environment?

I do believe this thread is called "strife lately".

There is no room for positive environment when whiny kids feel like talking about how they got rejected by bitches who make sandwiches for themselves instead of men.

 

[Adrik_Senturu]

No shut up we can have happy moments

 

[nipples]

Well shit guys. Imma go cut my wrists now.

 

[Sheepo]

Sounds like she just wanted a sandwich.

This. You should be proud, that's a ****ing awesome denial.

 

[Adrik_Senturu]

Well shit guys. Imma go cut my wrists now.

find another girl.

 

[Darkside55]

In typical ironic fashion, once the repairman got here the problem had resolved itself overnight. I now have internets.

I am once again free to spread e-hate without having to take a trip to the Alameda County library.

 

[Sheepo]

And spending time near asians.

 

[Adrik_Senturu]

Awesome my woman got accepted into the same college as me. Now we'll both be pretentious art students and tell each other that our movies suck and the relationship will come crashing down in a GIGANTIC BALL OF FIRE.

College is gonna be awesome.

 

[Musk]

Looking for a job with no such luck

 

[Sheepo]

I guess you're a failure then.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Awesome my woman got accepted into the same college as me. Now we'll both be pretentious art students and tell each other that our movies suck and the relationship will come crashing down in a GIGANTIC BALL OF FIRE.

College is gonna be awesome.

Oh sweet now I have a new goal in life.

 

[Sheepo]

I found my Colbert Christmas avatar, but I've grown attached to my Comedian avatar. OH GOD, CONFLICT.

 

[Adrik_Senturu]

No problem willie im always here to give people inspiration.

 

[Calhoun]

I threatened to kill somebody and they thought I was serious, is this a bad?

 

[Wanted Bob]

Yes. Why the hell did you do that?

 

[Emporius]

In hindsight doing so while holding the bloody knife was probably a bad idea eh?

 

[nipples]

eh?

Silly Canadian.

 

[Darkside55]

I threatened to kill somebody and they thought I was serious, is this a bad?

Well now if you don't go through with it you'll look like a liar.

 

[Sheepo]

That was a bad. I keep a mental list of people who I can jokingly threaten to kill, and you should never add any one to the list unless you know them very well.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

I threatened to kill somebody and they thought I was serious, is this a bad?

Were they in your pool?

 

[Calhoun]

Well now if you don't go through with it you'll look like a liar.

I don't want that to happen.

Were they in your pool?

They were on the ****ing roof.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Did you tell them to get off?

 

[Calhoun]

Did you tell them to get off?

Yeah. I was like, "Get off the ****ing roof," and then I added, "or I'll kill you," and he was like, "Sorry Dad!"

Willie, get off the ****ing roof.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Was it on Kamikazie's roof? I mean his shingles are ****ed up enough as is.

 

[Calhoun]

Was it on Kamikazie's roof? I mean his shingles are ****ed up enough as is.

No, he was on your roof while you were gone, but you didn't notice so I told him where to go.

 

[Dog--]

Guys, just get the f*ck off my lawn.